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https://twitter.com/ringsidenews_/status/1439386420485967874?s=19 Hes right but not for the reasons he thinks.
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Rewatching Timeline WWF 1997 and god help me I love it. Talking about how he had to watch a bunch of Diesel matches to teach Glen Jacobs and he found he only did "Six moves, including the hair flip". 
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algebra testes posted:Rewatching Timeline WWF 1997 and god help me I love it. Oliver getting Nash to react to it on a later interview was also great
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Sep 22, 2021 14:21
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wasnt he just like "yeah and i got rich by only doing six moves"
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Mulaney Power Move posted:wasnt he just like "yeah and i got rich by only doing six moves" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRpVfsEf9LU I love how Cornette is naming them, pauses for a second and Nash chimes in "side slam" only for Cornette to remember "...sidewalk slam" and Nash give a satisfied nod as Oliver busts up laughing
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Mulaney Power Move posted:wasnt he just like "yeah and i got rich by only doing six moves" Pretty much, he also really wanted them to know he does a side slam. E: Oh, there we go, vid above.
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IGgy IGsen posted:Pretty much, he also really wanted them to know he does a side slam. It's the Brian Alvarez line 'the goal is to do as little as possible while still making the fans happy'
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Sep 22, 2021 15:31
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algebra testes posted:Rewatching Timeline WWF 1997 and god help me I love it. Jim Cornette today: Wrestlers do too many moves, they should only do six.
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Sep 22, 2021 15:31
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In Street Fighter II Ryu has six moves Punch Kick Hadoken Tatsumaki Shoryuken Throw Ryu is a martial arts master. Six moves is all it takes. E: Now I get it, Kevin Nash is one of those drat video game wrestlers.
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SG Bamboo posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRpVfsEf9LU "Snake eyes??"
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SG Bamboo posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRpVfsEf9LU "if you could add a sixth move to the moveset, what would it be?" "Probably teabagging jim cornette"
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what's "the squisher"
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Mulaney Power Move posted:what's "the squisher" I always assumed it was knees/thrusts/elbows in the corner. Or maybe it's this, which I guess he also did while he was Diesel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK9BH6sAqio
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Sep 23, 2021 16:51
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Yeah, I think that's what Cornette means with the back elbow thing.
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that's the dick drop
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Snake Eyes is cool as hell
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Destroy My Sweater posted:Or maybe it's this, which I guess he also did while he was Diesel: yes, this is the squisher.
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 Lmao we can't do the south park shtick for Owen, let's put some effort into this one!
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Jimmy's melting, he's melting, oh what a world.
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why is Curt Hennig in Owen's gear also it should be noted that Cornette is completely right regarding this subject and shits on the WWE cultists who are mad about it so let that be a sobering reminder of how out of touch and delusional those people are in comparison bebaloorpabopalo fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Sep 24, 2021 |
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beggar posted:
In fairness his take on this is pretty much the correct one. If anything it may be too generous to AEW because they are 100% trying to make money off Owen to some degree (I'll happily be proven wrong but I doubt 100% of the profits are going to the charity) but he rightfully tells the critics to gently caress off about WWE and the HOF
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*pins "famous racist Jim Cornette" below "Stand Up For WWF Cultists" on the big board of bad wrestling opinion havers.
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What's Milton Berle doing in the CornetteZone?
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I was bored at work so I decided to bite the bullet and listen to their take on Owen. Last and Cornette were both overwhelmingly positive about all of it. Cornette went as far as to say that it's not just young guys wanting to go to AEW but also legends because they can get paid and maybe do some commentary instead of getting insulted and treated like poo poo. They called out the people complaining about WWE not getting to do the tribute and said it definitely wasn't their audience because they're reasonable. (Lol) I'm going to laugh if he loses listeners for this.
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Zombie Lemur posted:I was bored at work so I decided to bite the bullet and listen to their take on Owen. I caught him saying (re: Owen Cup), that'll be good as long as they don't have like Orange Cassidy win it, and all I could think was Owen would've LOVED working with OC. I bet he would've gotten such a big kick out of doing goofy stuff with him.
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Owen, he of the legendary popocorn spot in the legendary "Bad match" would have hated something goofy.
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There is something for a booking brained person to go "booking the comedy spot for their memorial tournament feels disrespectful even if on-brand for the honored talent" but like also cornette is an idiot.
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Davros1 posted:I caught him saying (re: Owen Cup), that'll be good as long as they don't have like Orange Cassidy win it, and all I could think was Owen would've LOVED working with OC. I bet he would've gotten such a big kick out of doing goofy stuff with him. Yeah, I think OC and Owen would've been fantastic together.
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Mick Foley in Have a Nice Day posted:There was nothing like a bad Owen Hart match...In addition to an offense consisting of multiple rakes of the body, kicks in the rear end, horrible-looking karate chops that were always preceded by a loud “hi-yah,” and cocoa butts (the big, fakelooking version of the popular head butt) so fake that they made Lou Albano look like Carl Gotch, and he was equally terrible on the defensive. Foley has like another 2 paragraphs describing Owen goofing off in matches. Agreed that he probably would have loved OC.
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Owen would absolutely sell OC's sweet shin music kicks like he'd been shot with a tank rifle.
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Yeah anyone saying that Owen Hart would hate working with OC are just blinded by their Cornpills, he'd loving love working a match with OC because it'd be one of the easiest matches that you could have.
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FullMetalJackoff posted:Owen would absolutely sell OC's sweet shin music kicks like he'd been shot with a tank rifle. The selling that would happen when OC does the big Ohhhhhhh windup kick would be 
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FullMetalJackoff posted:Owen would absolutely sell OC's sweet shin music kicks like he'd been shot with a tank rifle. While probably leaping from foot to foot with each devastating kick delivered, while going "ooh" and "aah" and grimacing in pain with each kick.
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My favorite Owen match story from Foley's book is him no selling the Sharpshooter by smoking an imaginary cigarette and pretending to check his watch. Man, now I'm imagining Owen countering OC's sunglasses with a pair of Bret's. Zombie Lemur fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Sep 26, 2021 |
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he was Blue Blazer for gently caress's sakes! he died being blue blazer!!! how the gently caress do you ignore that. Anyway I figure Jim's seeing the money's changing hands and wants in.
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Cornette wishes he was the guy doing the Dan Lambert segments but as a manager for FTR
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Dacap posted:Cornette wishes he was the guy doing the Dan Lambert segments but as a manager for FTR I’ve always assumed the Dan Lambert stuff was intended as a parody of Cornette’s criticism.
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BGrifter posted:I’ve always assumed the Dan Lambert stuff was intended as a parody of Cornette’s criticism. That's what I thought too, but apparently Lambert did the same shtick in Impact so who knows?
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