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Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

url posted:

The Chinese are desperately trying to PR that a nuclear powered subs is a nuclear armed sub.

Thing is: they're probably right, and that's actually great!

It's not though.

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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

I'm sure this is very naive but the way I see it is - when everyone has enough nukes to scour the planet of civilisation, does it really matter on a practical level where exactly they are deployed or whether these missiles are higher yield or more accurate than those?

Always felt it was more about how the powers signal their dispositions and level of commitment - which is of course very important.

But terms of the moral aspect - well it is total nuclear holocaust however they arrange the deckchairs, so who cares?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

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If you're looking at nuclear war as an actual thing to do (which you shouldn't, but that's obviously how the people in charge of nuclear weapons behave) then it does matter a lot. For a thread-relevant example, China's building a whole bunch of new missile silos. Most likely, the majority of them will be empty and the actual missiles will be moved around between them so the US doesn't know where they are. In a scenario where there is a nuclear exchange, the US will have to take out every silo on the assumption there's a missile in it. That requires at least two warheads per silo, and the number China is building is exactly enough that the US would have to fire its entire land-based ICBM arsenal to take them out. So they've effectively neutralized US land missile forces, and even that exchange would only take out most of the missiles--at least a few would survive on average, so that's a deterrent that is valid.

Again, we should not do this but it's not like there is no strategy. And a pure counterforce exchange like that would not end civilization or anything.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
ending-civilization levels were only until the big russia and usa treaties, nowadays its ending-two--to-five-countries level

in any situation uruguay and new zealand will continue existing. not beijing moscow or dc tho ofc

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

bob dobbs is dead posted:

in any situation uruguay and new zealand will continue existing.

Not if I'm elected president

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


bob dobbs is dead posted:

ending-civilization levels were only until the big russia and usa treaties, nowadays its ending-two--to-five-countries level

in any situation uruguay and new zealand will continue existing. not beijing moscow or dc tho ofc

Once there was a guy named William Curtis who became absolutely obsessed with the idea of MAD and ran the odds to figure out what the safest place on earth was, determined it was the falklands, and moved there with his family a year before Argentina invaded.

By saying this you have guaranteed Uruguay and New Zealand are the only nations destroyed

Austen Tassletine
Nov 5, 2010

Strategic Tea posted:

I'm sure this is very naive but the way I see it is - when everyone has enough nukes to scour the planet of civilisation, does it really matter on a practical level where exactly they are deployed or whether these missiles are higher yield or more accurate than those?

Always felt it was more about how the powers signal their dispositions and level of commitment - which is of course very important.

But terms of the moral aspect - well it is total nuclear holocaust however they arrange the deckchairs, so who cares?

There is also the concern that the more weapons you have around, the greater the chance of an accident or a mistake. I'm pretty sure there are numerous examples of things going awry in most nuclear states arsenals, and no doubt more that have never come to light. The fewer opportunities for a mega gently caress up in China, the better.

hypnophant
Oct 19, 2012

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Once there was a guy named William Curtis who became absolutely obsessed with the idea of MAD and ran the odds to figure out what the safest place on earth was, determined it was the falklands, and moved there with his family a year before Argentina invaded.

By saying this you have guaranteed Uruguay and New Zealand are the only nations destroyed

future civilizations will be extremely confused by archaeological evidence of the uruguay-new zealand hyperwar

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Once there was a guy named William Curtis who became absolutely obsessed with the idea of MAD and ran the odds to figure out what the safest place on earth was, determined it was the falklands, and moved there with his family a year before Argentina invaded.

By saying this you have guaranteed Uruguay and New Zealand are the only nations destroyed

If I were the (terrible) kind of person to be involved with nuclear holocaust planning, I would definitely find a pretext to assign a nuke to the Falklands after reading that.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
New Zealand knows what it did. Both sides will agree to only nuke New Zealand and the one who blows up the most of New Zealand wins.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


bob dobbs is dead posted:

not beijing moscow or dc tho ofc

Right. The threat isn't ending the world, it's that you are absolutely going to lose a bunch of big cities, and that's an unthinkable risk. Everyone hopes.

Ending the world was still probably not possible even with the peak arsenals, but it's easy to forget how much smaller the world's nuclear arsenal is now. The US and Russia both have far fewer warheads, and those warheads are a lot lower yield since targeting is better. Firm numbers about secret things aren't possible but the yield of the nuclear arsenals now is probably like... a fifth the peak? Maybe? That might even be high.

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

Randarkman posted:

It's not though.

I know!!! And, it's that's what makes it doubly funny and the best part.

They are totally not scheduled to be and It's publically declared, and it's on paper, and there are international treaties to abide etc.

It's almost like the aircraft carrier was gonna be an offshore casino, and the islands weren't gonna be militarised, or the rule of law and autonomy would-be respected for 50 years and our publicly traded companies won't be subsidized, and the accounts will be genuine. It's hilarious.

They're bleating against what is very likely an obvious lie.

Edit:
I'm being glib I realize.

But, to used the "Geogie-Porgie" analogy seems most fitting.

The US, AU, JP, IN, DE, currently all have significant deployment in the region because they are concerned about the viable attack (on Taiwan) windows being in March And October (it's weather dependent).

If kiddywinks keeps making noisy threats to the whole of global stability by threatening TSMC, then I would think it's logically reasonable to hand a locally responsible partner 8 nuclear capable stealth launch platforms and all the training they need. I would think that is far more sensible than having 5 nations constantly on a hair trigger.

Chinese retired ex-diplomats have already suggested China Abandon its no first strike policy in the past few days, as well as the usual egregious and appalling threats to target Australia.

The main foreign PR guy Zhao has echoed a good portion of that craziness too.

I am thinking this has actually caused some heavy recalculating,and that 'is' a good thing.

url fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Sep 26, 2021

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

Atopian posted:

If I were the (terrible) kind of person to be involved with nuclear holocaust planning, I would definitely find a pretext to assign a nuke to the Falklands after reading that.

They likely supported Brexit, that's reason enough. Assign a spare to ensure to result!

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

url posted:

...hand a locally responsible partner 8 nuclear capable stealth launch platforms and all the training they need...

AllMyNope.jpg

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


They're not missile subs though. China can bitch about it all they want but it doesn't change that you can't fire an SLBM from a submarine unless it has tubes for it. Plus Australia doesn't have nuclear weapons or the right missiles, though they could build them if they wanted to. Attack subs can fire cruise missiles, but the Australian navy already has plenty of things that can do that.

Anyway whatever. Turns out when you get belligerent and threaten all your neighbors for years they get nervous and look for more weapons. Maybe shouldn't have done that!

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

Grand Fromage posted:

Anyway whatever. Turns out when you get belligerent and threaten all your neighbors for years they get nervous and look for more weapons. Maybe shouldn't have done that!

Now you're suggesting that actions have consequences, and that's just ridiculous.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Atopian posted:

Now you're suggesting that actions have consequences, and that's just ridiculous.

More absurdly, I'm suggesting there are things in the world that aren't the CIA's fault. :eyepop:

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Grand Fromage posted:

More absurdly, I'm suggesting there are things in the world that aren't the CIA's fault. :eyepop:

Presumably the CIA manipulated the CCCP into their aggressive stance in order to sell more american weapons abroad.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Grand Fromage posted:

More absurdly, I'm suggesting there are things in the world that aren't the CIA's fault. :eyepop:

Just the sort of lies a CIA agent would say.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

CIA
CHINA

Koinkidink?

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

url posted:

The Chinese are desperately trying to PR that a nuclear powered subs is a nuclear armed sub.
Unfortunately, so is New Zealand.

Austen Tassletine posted:

There is also the concern that the more weapons you have around, the greater the chance of an accident or a mistake. I'm pretty sure there are numerous examples of things going awry in most nuclear states arsenals, and no doubt more that have never come to light. The fewer opportunities for a mega gently caress up in China, the better.
Read Command and Control for an idea of how many things have hosed up and miraculously not ended the world due to three-point safety and other measures on the US side. God knows how many near-misses we had over in the good ol' CCCP.

Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Sep 26, 2021

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Don Gato posted:

New Zealand knows what it did. Both sides will agree to only nuke New Zealand and the one who blows up the most of New Zealand wins.

Sounds good, can we do west texas next

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Grand Fromage posted:

More absurdly, I'm suggesting there are things in the world that aren't the CIA's fault. :eyepop:

The CCP is a front for the CIA :hmmyes:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Seth Pecksniff posted:

The CCP is a front for the CIA :hmmyes:

This is actually a belief commonly expressed on InfoWars. Unhealthy amounts of Knowledge Fight have taught me how similar InfoWars thinking is to the unnamed forum.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Grand Fromage posted:

This is actually a belief commonly expressed on InfoWars. Unhealthy amounts of Knowledge Fight have taught me how similar InfoWars thinking is to the unnamed forum.
Is this an endorsement of Knowledge Fight? QAA has been sounding increasingly broke-brained and I might need a new podcast.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Shumagorath posted:

Is this an endorsement of Knowledge Fight? QAA has been sounding increasingly broke-brained and I might need a new podcast.

I enjoy it. And if you just want pure comedy check out all the Wacky Wednesday episodes, particularly the Project Camelot ones. Best listened to in order, and don't look up anything about the people involved first. https://www.podchaser.com/lists/project-camelot-saga-knowledge-fight-107a4XhxIo

Grand Fromage fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Sep 26, 2021

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Grand Fromage posted:

Right. The threat isn't ending the world, it's that you are absolutely going to lose a bunch of big cities, and that's an unthinkable risk. Everyone hopes.

Ending the world was still probably not possible even with the peak arsenals, but it's easy to forget how much smaller the world's nuclear arsenal is now. The US and Russia both have far fewer warheads, and those warheads are a lot lower yield since targeting is better. Firm numbers about secret things aren't possible but the yield of the nuclear arsenals now is probably like... a fifth the peak? Maybe? That might even be high.

Yeah peak arsenal nuclear war planning was absolutely bonkers. poo poo like, individual train stations getting hit by multiple nukes just to be sure and all of Albania getting plastered because there's a Soviet air radar somewhere. I think the overall peak was in the 70s where both the US and USSR had around 25,000 warheads apiece. Now it's supposedly somewhere just under 5000 each for the US and Russia.

Mr Luxury Yacht fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Sep 26, 2021

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Grand Fromage posted:

They're not missile subs though. China can bitch about it all they want but it doesn't change that you can't fire an SLBM from a submarine unless it has tubes for it. Plus Australia doesn't have nuclear weapons or the right missiles, though they could build them if they wanted to. Attack subs can fire cruise missiles, but the Australian navy already has plenty of things that can do that.

Anyway whatever. Turns out when you get belligerent and threaten all your neighbors for years they get nervous and look for more weapons. Maybe shouldn't have done that!

Getting nuclear powered subs was a shock to the whole nation and just came of nowhere. But nuclear weapons? There's just no way we're going down that path.

The current federal government is pretty roundly despised by everyone right now, which is probably why they did the big surprise on their sub deal - we even had ministers meeting with the French government and the company who were supposed to be building our subs the same day the announcement was made that we were scrapping their contract. So, it's fair to say, they were playing it very close to their chest to prevent any leaks.

Also, goddamn, what a dick move.

But, yeah, if they tried for actual nuclear weapons to be held by our military, there would be blood in the streets.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Certainly under current circumstances, they aren't going to build them. They're just one of the countries that has the materials and technical knowledge to do it whenever they wanted, like Japan or Germany. China's certainly aware of that and probably has special plans for the nearby countries that could rapidly build nukes (Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, Australia at least).

E:

Grand Fromage fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Sep 26, 2021

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Getting nuclear powered subs was a shock to the whole nation and just came of nowhere. But nuclear weapons? There's just no way we're going down that path.

The current federal government is pretty roundly despised by everyone right now, which is probably why they did the big surprise on their sub deal - we even had ministers meeting with the French government and the company who were supposed to be building our subs the same day the announcement was made that we were scrapping their contract. So, it's fair to say, they were playing it very close to their chest to prevent any leaks.

Also, goddamn, what a dick move.

But, yeah, if they tried for actual nuclear weapons to be held by our military, there would be blood in the streets.

Naval group was loving pissed about that. They were negotiating in the best faith a French company could and the Aussies were stringing them along

Heck I'm pretty sure some of the Aussies doing the negotiating thought they were going ahead with the french

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

It's hilarious. Anything that damages French pride is a plus in my book.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ilmucche posted:

the best faith a French company could

:thunk:

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time
The French-Australia sub deal was stalled out over price and AUS was very vocal about where concerns about cost over-runs, delays, and suitability when the subs were finally done in 2030. They also warned them they were heading to negotiations in Washington. The French government are being their usual whiny selves.

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

Grand Fromage posted:

They're not missile subs though. China can bitch about it all they want but it doesn't change that you can't fire an SLBM from a submarine unless it has tubes for it. Plus Australia doesn't have nuclear weapons or the right missiles, though they could build them if they wanted to. Attack subs can fire cruise missiles, but the Australian navy already has plenty of things that can do that.

This is the weirdest part to me. They are on paper as not being launch platforms, but the PR is absolutely behaving as though they are.
Maybe the fear is that will change as the project goes forward.

And while I dislike the idea of anybody having more nuclear weapons....

Grand Fromage posted:

Turns out when you get belligerent and threaten all your neighbors for years they get nervous and look for more weapons. Maybe shouldn't have done that!

It does seem just deserts.

Also, yeah: armchairgeneral.jpg

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


url posted:

This is the weirdest part to me. They are on paper as not being launch platforms, but the PR is absolutely behaving as though they are.
Maybe the fear is that will change as the project goes forward.

If they've thought about it at all, they're probably banking on most people just hearing nuclear submarine and assuming missiles. Which they're probably right that a lot of people will think that and investigate no further.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Nuclear subs require the same enriched nuclear material that bombs use. That's probably what people are wringing their hands over.

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Doubtful. When people hear nuclear sub they think a sub capable of launching nukes. Not a sub with a nuclear reactor

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


ninjoatse.cx posted:

Nuclear subs require the same enriched nuclear material that bombs use. That's probably what people are wringing their hands over.

No, nuclear weapons use much higher enrichment than reactors, plus I think all nuclear weapon designs use plutonium triggers. You can't make a bomb out of a reactor. Also nuclear sub reactors are built into the thing, it's not even possible to access the fuel without cutting the submarine in half. And since Australia is one of the world's largest uranium sources it's not like they don't already have as much as they'd ever need.

I agree most people don't know this, though.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
wow a whole bunch of white nerds are talking about china and the military? *puts on my D&D fedora, starts masturbating furiously to big anime tittes*

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url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

Grand Fromage posted:

If they've thought about it at all, they're probably banking on most people just hearing nuclear submarine and assuming missiles. Which they're probably right that a lot of people will think that and investigate no further.

It's cheap, but yeah, entirely effective

The Great Autismo! posted:

wow a whole bunch of white nerds are talking about china and the military? *puts on my D&D fedora, starts masturbating furiously to big anime tittes*

To quite from "The Long Kiss Goodnight"
"...everyone knows, when you make an assumption, you make an rear end out of "u" and "umption". "

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