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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Kieth: "I will tell you where my passions were born"

:stonk:

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The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
Keith talking about his shop floor dad again.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Failed Imagineer posted:

Kieth: "I will tell you where my passions were born"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2naTw9y7zsE

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
YESSS ITS NHS CLAPCLAP TIME.

love that one, hope he does it again as an encore

E: oh no nasty hecklers ruining clap clap time

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Today I learned that Wayne Couzens work nickname was 'The Rapist'.

Pigs man.

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
Looking forward to the Kier Starmer version of this broadcast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi5j7jjhm4M

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Aidan_702 posted:



when your mum puts you in a nice suit and tie and get a lovely haircut and become electable for the whole family

Which one of you is the chap behind Burnhams bloated carcass?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
IF "heckling" GOTO "Slogans, or Changing Lives?"

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Failed Imagineer posted:

IF "heckling" GOTO "Slogans, or Changing Lives?"

Not watching the speech, is that the killer anti-heckler line.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Failed Imagineer posted:

Kieth: "I will tell you where my passions were born"

:stonk:

In Darlington?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

keep punching joe posted:

Not watching the speech, is that the killer anti-heckler line.

Apparently so, it's getting some delightful hooting and hollering and clap clap, which mostly failed to drown out the heckling

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Starmer silences his critics with one weird trick: Hecklers hate this.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
While details of the rapist activity of the murdering cop known to his cop friends as "The Rapist" emerge , Kieth unveils the grand theme of his speech:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDogskpmM7M

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Failed Imagineer posted:

IF "heckling" GOTO "Slogans, or Changing Lives?"

But Keith, that's a loving slogan.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
*chanting* No More Slogans, No More Slogans

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Failed Imagineer posted:

Kieth unveils the grand theme of his speech:
Fund the police, I don't go on the underground
Five whiskies deep I drive like a clown
And need the right policies to make police think
That I'm the right kind of pissed to back into a cyclist

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Guavanaut posted:

Fund the police, I don't go on the underground
Five whiskies deep I drive like a clown
And need the right policies to make police think
That I'm the right kind of pissed to back into a cyclist

:discourse:

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
National insulation program? Blocking the M25 worked.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



gently caress me, but he does go on.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
https://twitter.com/oxfordgirl/status/1443181928967032838

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Trickjaw posted:

gently caress me, but he does go on.

He's still banging on? Fuxk I dipped after 20 mins, must be torture being there in person unless you're just there to shout at him

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Taking hard swings at the SNP is interesting.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

WhatEvil posted:

Checks out.
And he goes to Darlington,
To the home of Jenny Chapman,
[REMOVED FOR LIBELOUS REASONS]
'Cause he's dying to get at her,
But his handlers know the best about
The matrimonial stakes.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Trickjaw posted:

gently caress me, but he does go on.
mfer tried to say GCSEs, but his brain tried to autocorrect it to PCSOs half way through. cops on his mind at all times

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

^^^ solving teens hanging around on street corners by making mandatory volunteer cops of them.


peanut- posted:

Taking hard swings at the SNP is interesting.
It's because every election cycle the red tops accuse Labour of wanting to get in bed with the SNP. He's trying to get ahead of it.

The problem is that his messaging is that he will break any promise he makes if it suits him later.

He is an absolutely untrustworthy oval office and everyone except lib dem idiots can see through it.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

peanut- posted:

Taking hard swings at the SNP is interesting.

A tactic which has previously produced such bountiful results for Labour :cool:

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Look at the eyes, the dead eyes. That big smile doesn't stretch that far. He knows he's a dead leader walking.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Look at the eyes, the dead eyes. That big smile doesn't stretch that far. He knows he's a dead leader walking.

fingies crossed

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
A bit of perspective on scale:

https://twitter.com/elliot_chappell/status/1443190894933467142?s=21

Conference speeches are usually pretty long, but this is a clear outlier.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
interesting anecdotal fact people itt might be interested in: hospital staff (in london at least) are currently getting their pfizer boosters, as it's been about six months since they should have gotten their second doses.

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

The beigest suicide note in history.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
I'll do him the credit of saying Make Brexit Work is probably a good slogan for being able to acknowledge the catastrophe without touching the third rail of suggesting you might reverse it.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


This is pretty cool

Betty Campbell: Statue of Welsh black heroine unveiled

quote:

A monument to honour Betty Campbell, Wales' first black head teacher and black history campaigner, has been unveiled in Cardiff.

This though:

quote:

It is believed to be the first statue of a named, non-fictional woman in an outdoor public space in Wales.

Didn't realise that, a bit embarrassing.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

bessantj posted:

This is pretty cool

Betty Campbell: Statue of Welsh black heroine unveiled

This though:

Didn't realise that, a bit embarrassing.

I did not know that either!
Anyway:

https://monumentalwelshwomen.com/

quote:

OUR MISSION
FIVE WELSH WOMEN • FIVE STATUES • FIVE YEARS

Our mission is inspired by the fact that in Wales, there is not one single public statue commemorating the achievements of real Welsh Women. Welsh girls can’t see what they could be. We aim to change this.


I'm actually gobsmacked that there isn't one for Mary Jones of Mary Jones' bible fame! This 'story'

quote:

The story of Mary Jones and her Bible inspired the founding of the British and Foreign Bible Society. Mary Jones was a Welsh girl who, at the age of fifteen, walked twenty-six miles barefoot across the countryside to buy a copy of the Welsh Bible from Thomas Charles because she did not have one.

was compulsory to hear at least 10 times a year at Welsh sunday schools and junior schools when I were a lass back in the 60s

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I did not know that either!
Anyway:

https://monumentalwelshwomen.com/

I'm actually gobsmacked that there isn't one for Mary Jones of Mary Jones' bible fame! This 'story'

was compulsory to hear at least 10 times a year at Welsh sunday schools and junior schools when I were a lass back in the 60s

she probably should have worn shoes

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Paperhouse posted:

she probably should have worn shoes

I think they were too poor for shoes. Lots of people didn't have shoes back then IIRC.

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Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Bobby Deluxe posted:

The problem is that his messaging is that he will break any promise he makes if it suits him later.

He is an absolutely untrustworthy oval office and everyone except lib dem idiots can see through it.

(not so) deep down they're just Tory voters and, like the people who voted for Johnson, they think the lying will resolve in their favour. Which, when you look at the tattered remains of the ten pledges, seems like a reasonable bet.

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