Finger Prince posted:Merry and Pippin are Reilly and Jonesy "second-brekky, bro" "Second-setty-brekky, bro." |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:"second-brekky, bro"  I'm fucckin dying!!
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Maybe hobbits are Australian. After all they are from down under. On account of being so short, you see. What if this were shown in the movies by the camera crew just plain refusing to pan down? So all you could see were the top of their heads bobbing into frame from time to time? And big honking meat men like Boromir occasionally going waaaargh where did you come from you little poo poo??? were you here this whole time????? |
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pippin: "yeah, well, your mom said that-- that she-- your mom when I--" gandolf: "nice execution, you're doing terrific." ---------------- |
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Sep 28, 2021 15:05
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You've heard of their greatest crimes, but in this thread we rate the worst monsters in history by their smallest misdemeanor. |
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Sep 28, 2021 20:50
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Rejected for architectural painting by the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, Hitler sets out to hone his talents in a new medium striking a blow to "authoritarian fascists" by graffitiing butts on the Academy Building on Schiller Square. Federal Police apprehend him around midnight and charge him with public indecency (öffentliche Unanständigkeit), a misdemeanor in early Austrian law. |
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Sep 28, 2021 21:23
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dog reddit r/subredditdrama thread about how r/gonewild users can't decide whether it's for feralposting or hornyposting |
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Sep 29, 2021 03:02
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Giuliani butt dialing Youngkin with a rotary phone. Yes, who's there? *twerk twerk* Rudy? *twerk twerk twerk* |
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Sep 29, 2021 20:45
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I'm not American so the word "misdemeanor" is already funny to me. |
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Sep 29, 2021 20:59
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We should hand out convictions for "demeanor" too. Just totally prude yuppies following all the laws. |
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Sep 29, 2021 21:46
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Star Trek but Scotty has no filter. |
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Sep 29, 2021 22:40
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Prurient Squid posted:Star Trek but Scotty has no filter. The golden girls but Sophia is Scottish |
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Sep 29, 2021 22:49
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:The golden girls but Sophia is Scottish "Imagine it, Glasgow 1924..." |
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Sep 29, 2021 22:50
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Sep 29, 2021 22:51
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Zil posted:"Imagine it, Glasgow 1924..." Picture it: Edinburg, 1974. We just watched this shite performance at the fringe and your father was a little peckish... |
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Sep 29, 2021 22:52
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There are horny grannies in your area and if you don't pay this ransom I'll tell them where you live. |
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Sep 30, 2021 17:41
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Turn the meat around / turn it upside down --Vicki Sue Robinson e: ah poo poo sorry forgot we had moved on from that subject. |
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Sep 30, 2021 18:19
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Doctors hate you! Click here to find out what you did wrong!
google THIS fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Sep 30, 2021 |
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Sep 30, 2021 18:22
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Doctors hate you, use this one weird trick to escape their grasp. |
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Sep 30, 2021 19:46
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An apple a day keeps the doctor at bay. "Apples? Where were apples when the Westfold fell? When the doctors gathered around us?" |
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Doctors? Most people don't live long enough to get good at more than a few things, and are useless at everything else. "Specialists" are even worse, they're good at even fewer things. "Experts" are good at like one thing, right? Now "doctors", which one are they? |
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suspense as a doctor approaches the door and you reach into your bowl of fruit for a trusty apple only to find that they've all turned... will they keep the doctor away? |
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RavenousScoot posted:suspense as a doctor approaches the door and you reach into your bowl of fruit for a trusty apple only to find that they've all turned... will they keep the doctor away? the classic nosferatu, but bella lugosi plays a doctor there's nothing supernatural about it at all, it's entirely a documentary, but people never realize |
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Oct 1, 2021 02:56
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A thread about interviewing multiplayer quake/unreal/SoF/Doom skins for a job "Now Mr Orbb is it?... This job requires situational awareness, how would you rate your peripheral vision?" *Nervous sweats* |
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Oct 1, 2021 10:16
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google THIS posted:Doctors hate you! Click here to find out what you did wrong! hehe |
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Oct 1, 2021 14:33
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Frenchman upon seeing a really cool bed: "this bed is lit!" |
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Oct 1, 2021 14:45
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Finger Prince posted:Frenchman upon seeing a really cool bed: "this bed is lit!" |
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Oct 1, 2021 14:56
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A poem entitled "Am I the only one that's noticed?" and every line follows the formula "That people who say X are the same people who do Y". It becomes progressively more surreal. edit: That people who say "not in my back yard" are the same people who play the violin in a rubber band, That people who say "I will not be persuaded" are the same people who dance with the devil through fields of rye. Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Oct 1, 2021 |
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Oct 1, 2021 16:28
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Some language-barrier confusion when a French military father calls to check with his daughter's senior officer about her placement overseas and is told she has a good base location. Sadly the commander only has a cursory understanding of the French language. Officer: "Elle a une bonne baise de location!" Dad: "Pardon!" Sensing trouble the officer quickly tries to convey she simply works a desk job, in a chair, and will be preserved. Officer: "Elle travaille la chair! Nous allons tous préservatif pour elle..." |
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Oct 1, 2021 17:13
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Someone please do this one in Finnish.
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Oct 1, 2021 |
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Oct 1, 2021 21:06
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KaBob posted:Some language-barrier confusion when a French military father calls to check with his daughter's senior officer about her placement overseas and is told she has a good base location. Sadly the commander only has a cursory understanding of the French language. I think I saw a movie/sketch with this in once Was two slimy businessmen trying to con a Mexican farmer, but the business men didn't speak Spanish, and the farmer not English either. So they enlisted some local salt-of-the-earth hillbilly type who had grown up in the area and only had a basic, but functional understanding of either language ("yeh , I know it , just gotta put the -amos and ien-do-s in the right place) |
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Oct 1, 2021 23:37
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Jestery posted:I think I saw a movie/sketch with this in once lol damnit. I spent a good hour researching french-English false cognates |
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Oct 2, 2021 00:49
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KaBob posted:lol damnit. I spent a good hour researching french-English false cognates I think our humor comes from different places The joke of the sketch I saw was two very well spoken people having to use a very colloquial interpreter and really dumb down what they were talking about Whereas yours is more high brow confusion between similar languages ("Tienes un bigote Senor" "I am not a bigot!") |
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Oct 2, 2021 01:04
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"Bring me the cake!" "The cat? Ok" |
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Oct 2, 2021 04:50
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Ah, oh, the cake haha of course the la tarte haha *fumbling with little baggie*
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Oct 2, 2021 17:19
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The Anti-Klingons. A proud warrior race that have long since embrace enlightened respectability but still maintain the pretence of being proud warriors. Everyone expects them to be total psychopaths though. |
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Oct 2, 2021 18:01
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Oh you mean Finns. |
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Oct 2, 2021 19:20
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But in space! |
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Oct 2, 2021 19:28
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The Anti-Vulcans. Basically a race of morons with backward beliefs and no self-awareness who try to come off as erudite and rational, also a lot of them wear fedoras |
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A much anticipated video game sequel called diablo II resurrected where the end boss is now called Baarf. |
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