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Sep 29, 2021 17:05
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MikeJF posted:I wouldn't be surprised if you can channel the replicator network out through the transporter if need be and beam things into existence wherever in special circumstances. Why even have more than one or two replicators? Have a main one and a spare somewhere deep in the ship and use the transporter to send the food wherever it was requested from.
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Sep 29, 2021 17:27
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Great Beer posted:Why even have more than one or two replicators? Have a main one and a spare somewhere deep in the ship and use the transporter to send the food wherever it was requested from. Transporters seem much more energy hungry and also have dedicated staff (Or sometimes just work automatically when you push a button but who knows)
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Sep 29, 2021 17:30
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Chili, five-alarm This procedure is not recommended.
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That's the real reason O'Brien was needed in the transporter room. Gotta keep the earl grey, hot flowing.
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As well as there being a transporter bottleneck at peak times, that also opens the door for all sorts of horrific malfunctions. Better hope the teleporter buffer was properly cleared before dinnertime during that ion storm, or everyone's getting Thomas Riker Stew (it can still feel pain!)
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Sep 29, 2021 17:35
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The Bloop posted:Transporters seem much more energy hungry and also have dedicated staff I'd take it as being a job where it's what you know rather than what you do. Sure the Transporter USUALLY works and it's boring, but for that rare time it goes wrong you want that expert onhand.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I'd take it as being a job where it's what you know rather than what you do. Sure the Transporter USUALLY works and it's boring, but for that rare time it goes wrong you want that expert onhand. At least by TNG that seems accurate. Them having to manually slide the doohickeys up and down on a touchscreen was always a bit lol but so is everything about how their ship interface works if you think too much about it I guess
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Sep 29, 2021 17:45
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The Bloop posted:Transporters seem much more energy hungry and also have dedicated staff 
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Sep 29, 2021 17:48
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The Bloop posted:At least by TNG that seems accurate. Them having to manually slide the doohickeys up and down on a touchscreen was always a bit lol but so is everything about how their ship interface works if you think too much about it I guess Maybe it's just your phone going SLIDE TO UNLOCK
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Sep 29, 2021 18:17
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In Star Trek all the officers have a set of evasive manoeuvres programmed into the computer that they've come up with and named after themselves, but they have to ask for and specify every piece of food they want individually. You should be able to go up to a replicator on the Enterprise and say "Give me a Troi-Delta-two-three-seven" and the entire aperture immediately fills with a cuboid of solid chocolate cake.
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Sep 29, 2021 18:26
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Made me wonder if every time Picard says "Bridge to transporter room 3," O'Brien replies and then hurriedly goes "Computer, beam me to transporter room 3" from the secret NCO fun lounge.
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Sep 29, 2021 18:30
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Payndz posted:Made me wonder if every time Picard says "Bridge to transporter room 3," O'Brien replies and then hurriedly goes "Computer, beam me to transporter room 3" from the secret NCO fun lounge. lmao he would be alone there too XD
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Sep 29, 2021 18:35
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Alchenar posted:In Star Trek all the officers have a set of evasive manoeuvres programmed into the computer that they've come up with and named after themselves, but they have to ask for and specify every piece of food they want individually. Feline Supplement 47
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Sep 29, 2021 18:41
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The idea of a executive/bridge crew only level (like Deck 2 or something) that you can solely access by transporter is a nice bit of in universe urban legending that would fit well in Lower Decks.
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Sep 29, 2021 18:51
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Alchenar posted:In Star Trek all the officers have a set of evasive manoeuvres programmed into the computer that they've come up with and named after themselves, but they have to ask for and specify every piece of food they want individually. My secret theory is that "Tea, Earl Grey, hot" is Picard's private codename for "Single-malt in a teacup."
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Killer robot posted:My secret theory is that "Tea, Earl Grey, hot" is Picard's private codename for "Single-malt in a teacup."  
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I'm still chuckling about "computer, ice cube, 500 degrees Celsius",
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The_Doctor posted:The idea of a executive/bridge crew only level (like Deck 2 or something) that you can solely access by transporter is a nice bit of in universe urban legending that would fit well in Lower Decks. Thank you for reminding me of the early 2000s Elite Force game. There's a Voyager deck that can only be accessed via transporter, staffed by a single lonely crewman whose only job for the past several years has been operating the ship's landing gear (and waiting for the rare opportunity to see anything happen with the landing gear). Not in any way canon, but a great thing to stumble on in between visiting the cool parts of Voyager.
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I think those rooms in the Enterprise D nacelles (where that one guy killed himself and Troi almost did too) would be pretty lonely, especially in the far future when the nacelles are detached, though you could just use your personal transporter and goof off somewhere else if the supervisor isn't paying attention. Or you could get a job on a relay station for a year with only one other person who is definitely NOT a coalescent organism, plus your dog and a Klingon captain who stops by to harass you because he is also bored.Arc Light posted:Thank you for reminding me of the early 2000s Elite Force game. There's a Voyager deck that can only be accessed via transporter, staffed by a single lonely crewman whose only job for the past several years has been operating the ship's landing gear (and waiting for the rare opportunity to see anything happen with the landing gear). That must be where they stuck Joe Carey in seasons 2-6
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Arc Light posted:Thank you for reminding me of the early 2000s Elite Force game. There's a Voyager deck that can only be accessed via transporter, staffed by a single lonely crewman whose only job for the past several years has been operating the ship's landing gear (and waiting for the rare opportunity to see anything happen with the landing gear). Elite Force is on GoG.com along with a few other games (not BotF) from that era.
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The_Doctor posted:The idea of a executive/bridge crew only level (like Deck 2 or something) that you can solely access by transporter is a nice bit of in universe urban legending that would fit well in Lower Decks. You drat well know Mariner was the only non-bridge crew (and or officer under the rank of full Commander) who ever got to hang on the 1701-D's Deck Zero: 
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I like to think that the replicators are just for your personal quarters or in lounges, but for feeding the crew on duty or for the lower grades, there's still a galley pumping out mountains of mashed potatoes, in proper naval tradition. Which is why there were mashed potatoes in Star Trek VI.
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Sep 30, 2021 04:12
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I wonder if Mariner ever dated Wesley Crusher.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I wonder if Mariner ever dated Wesley Crusher. No one ever dated Wesley Crusher Except an alien monster once I guess
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Sep 30, 2021 04:17
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The Bloop posted:No one ever dated Wesley Crusher Ashley Judd.
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Well he got married, if cut scenes are any sort of canon. Ew, I know, but canon's a canon.
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The Bloop posted:No one ever dated Wesley Crusher The Traveller, although it’s probably not exactly what you’d call dating as such. 
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Rack of ribs, sauce, american BBQ, composed of Captain Jean Luc Picard. 16 hour slow-cook. That's a brave submission for Captain Picard Day.
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This week is kind of an amazing way to do a bunch of "what if?" scenarios.
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IT'S NAAAKED TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!!!
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another very fine and fun episode; i lost it when boimler started minmaxing the borg cube and pretty much kept on laughing the rest of the episode's duration
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Really good Trek.
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Well, I'm trying to watch but Paramount- just played three ads, showed me a splash screen, and immediately played three more So that's fun Ok looks like it's actually starting now, but goddamn dude I paid for this
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Sep 30, 2021 15:48
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IT'S NAKED TIME
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Sep 30, 2021 15:54
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They took everything that I was
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Technowolf posted:IT'S NAAAKED TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!!! That whole segment was amazing. The Trill and Andorians making out, Bromlier just straight up spread eagle on the bar. "I can't tell where my body ends and yours begins!"
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Sep 30, 2021 18:28
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And Billups just sitting there calmly using a PADD.
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I liked how Mirror Sha'x was about the same.
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