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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

UFOTacoMan posted:

really did not expect bird buttholes to open and close like a mouht

theyre called cloacas u ignoramus

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1443640550389915657

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Red Baron posted:

what happened to Rome? Italians.

what’s happening to America? also Italians.

spot the pattern sheeple

we need total and complete shut down of iItalians in the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what the hell is going on

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Schmoe Cwead posted:

theyre called cloacas u ignoramus

oh, well, hmm,

OK...I guess?

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Schnorkles posted:

somehow in a forum filled with white noise posting, you happen to be the worst!!!

:trumppop:

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
some species of turtle can breathe through their cloacas

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Don't take it too hard Bearjew.
Schnorkles has a lot of hatred in his heart but deep down I believe he is a good plane.

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
also it's not october yet

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Blaisedell posted:

posting my favourite trump:



trumps gordian knot moment.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

VideoKid posted:

some species of turtle can breathe through their cloacas

humans can respirate through the anus

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

potentially the most unjust probation ever handed down itt.

i can't believe skull.gif is still allowed to show his face

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/CraigCaplan/status/1443638504706220033
can we get three cheers for bipartisanship :)

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

bebop esq posted:

also it's not october yet

why do you hate Japan? and Australia?

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006


i like to think about homer thinking about flushing meadows when i need a little push to start.

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

lol

lmao

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

VideoKid posted:

why do you hate Japan? and Australia?

they're not trump country

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

VideoKid posted:

some species of turtle can breathe through their cloacas

some humans can breathe through their balls

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Trump's probably pissed that Republicans would even vote for the CR, he wanted a government shutdown to crow about.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

bebop esq posted:

they're not trump country

lol this just reminded me of the time Trump asked the prime minister of Australia why they didn’t have any mass shootings down there

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

VideoKid posted:

lol this just reminded me of the time Trump asked the prime minister of Australia why they didn’t have any mass shootings down there

lmao

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
if you're posting in a thread about a top five worst president whose relevance wanes daily and you live in a timezone that shows today's date as 10/1 or 1/10, then you’re absolutely awful and deserve a permaban

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

booooo

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

some humans can breathe through their balls

:smugscalise:

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/haymarketbooks/status/1443643029554962433

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
it's you and me against the world, enrique

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Alec Eiffel posted:

if you're posting in a thread about a top five worst president whose relevance wanes daily and you live in a timezone that shows today's date as 10/1 or 1/10, then you’re absolutely awful and deserve a permaban

hi alec


are you still mad at me?

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

bebop esq posted:

hi alec


are you still mad at me?

she always goes back, folks smh

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

bebop esq posted:

hi alec


are you still mad at me?

always.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

UFOTacoMan posted:

:hmmyes:

Like all newborns, baby birds poop. A lot. But if you peer into most species’ nests, there’s little to no evidence of it. So, where does the doo-doo go?

It seems diaper duty is one of the most unique, understudied, and, frankly, underappreciated behaviors among birds. Oh, and, it’s one of the most disgusting, too—at least from a human's point of view. Perhaps you’ve glimpsed the process before: A nestling turns its rear end to mom or dad and ejects a floppy white bag of poop encased in mucous: a fecal sac. The parent then flies away to dispose of it. Or scarfs it down as a snack.

Fecal sacs, which only nestlings produce, are common among passerines like robins, bluebirds, and other “altricial” birds (species that require around-the-clock parental care at birth). But even though nasty videos of fecal sacs abound, scientists still know relatively little about them. According to Michael Murphy, a biologist at Portland State University and a fecal-sac expert, only a handful of studies have been done on the subject. "It just seems obvious that the parents are going to have to remove feces, so no one has paid attention,” Murphy says.

Despite this dearth of research, evidence suggests that fecal sacs have a number of uses. Here, Murphy and Juan Diego Ibáñez-Álamo, an ecologist at the University of Groningen who has been studying fecal sacs for a decade, walk us through the potential benefits these poop bombs have to offer.

Keeping the Nest Clean
A fecal sac is essentially a diaper, says Murphy. “It provides the parents with a very self-contained structure that allows them to easily pick up feces and remove them from the nest. It’s a way of getting rid of all this material that might otherwise smell and decompose.”

According to research by Ibáñez-Álamo, the membrane might also help keep the birds healthy. “There’s a physical isolation from potentially dangerous bacteria or microorganisms in the feces that might otherwise affect the parents or the nestlings,” he says.

Recycling a Nutritional Snack
Some birds have evolved a more efficient method of dealing with fecal sacs: They swallow them.

There were some cliff swallows that built a nest in the eaves right outside our apartment and those fuckers were dumping sacks left and right right out the nest. There was a good sized pile (5 or 6 birds worth) that the gardeners then hosed off. The pile came back after a week. I put a potted plant under the nest to see if they could maybe fertilize it and it died

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
spooky scary!!

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

Schnorkles posted:

potentially the most unjust probation ever handed down itt.

i can't believe skull.gif is still allowed to show his face

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

why did we give italians so much control over our country

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Sherbert Hoover posted:

she always goes back, folks smh

I feel awful about laughing at this

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Sherbert Hoover posted:

what is this horror you've shown us


Morter posted:

Slimy yet satisfying

(but really though wtf is that)

this is how babby trumps are formed

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
eyyyy ooooohhhh im being friends ova ere'!!!

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
Joe Manchini

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
it is spooky month :🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧛‍♂️🧛‍♂️🧠🦴

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