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paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

attn all journalists, i have the deets on SA's involvment with both LIGMA and SUGMA, pm me for details

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ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

intrepid truth-seekers do you have stairs inside of your house and how do you insulate them

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:12

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

*addressing crowd of pinkertons wearing Sep 28, 2021 regdate nametags* welcome to c-spam

it's okay, i've long been aware that any regd after 2005 is also a cop

the caliente part is that not even the cops know who the cops are

so many cop ya dont stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo3rZjJB1hY

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:14

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

please, im an fsb asset, not a cop

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:15

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

paranoid randroid posted:

please, im an fsb asset, not a cop

this is a prc board, please get the gently caress out

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:15

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Office Pig posted:

this is a prc board, please get the gently caress out

*brandishes headache gun* make me

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:16

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

paranoid randroid posted:

please, im an fsb asset, not a cop

drat bro do i have some free healthcare for you! :homebrew:

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:17

Peter Daou Zen: Apr 6, 2021; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

you guys are sick i signed up for the front page articles

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:20

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

paranoid randroid posted:

attn all journalists, i have the deets on SA's involvment with both LIGMA and SUGMA, pm me for details

i don't have plat (or maybe i do i don't remember)

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:21

LegoMan: Mar 17, 2002; ting ting ting; College Slice

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

*addressing crowd of pinkertons wearing Sep 28, 2021 regdate nametags* welcome to c-spam

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:22

LegoMan: Mar 17, 2002; ting ting ting; College Slice

paranoid randroid posted:

attn all journalists, i have the deets on SA's involvment with both LIGMA and SUGMA, pm me for details

Don't listen to this guy, his investigation into BOFA was a nothingburger

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:23

LegoMan: Mar 17, 2002; ting ting ting; College Slice

That far side with wolves dressed as sheep but its sa members all asking if everyone is cops

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:24

Gulping Again: Mar 10, 2007

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

man, that's a lot of new cops

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:25

LegoMan: Mar 17, 2002; ting ting ting; College Slice

Lolling at Jeffrey putting up the paywall just in time for cops and journalists having to pay 10 dollars to learn about bigpeeler

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:26

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

We love the police here at Something Awful. Tokaii was a true veteran of the force and a bona fide forums super star; why, he almost became a moderator! Kind of surprising he didn't, wonder what happened to him? He'd have fit right in.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:29

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Rockstar Massacre posted:

Fred Hampton was a great man but his belief that radical violence was misguided was pretty well rebutted when he was assassinated by fascists

To be fair they were all armed, it just didn't help

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:32

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

LegoMan posted:

Lolling at Jeffrey putting up the paywall just in time for cops and journalists having to pay 10 dollars to learn about bigpeeler

lmao

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:35

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

Raskolnikov38 posted:

message received. over and out

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:38

Chillgamesh: Jul 29, 2014

fbi guy walking into trump thread thinking "tump tramp tump tuuuuuuuuump tump tup tup" is some kind of numbers station thing

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:40

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

2 years of research and investigation culminating in a 20 page long report that reveals the sardine thread is about sardines

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:44

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

all your base named the cause of 9/11. an entire server farm in utah drone striked in retaliation

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:46

RadiRoot: Feb 3, 2007

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Since turning on the paywall in response, there have been 99 new user registrations. I imagine that *most* of these are people who were lurking and want to keep lurking, and not people who heard about us in the news. Welcome class of '21.

Some daily registration stats for the last month. Today is not over.

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| 2021-09-30 |        19 |
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not a bad investment

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:46

err: Apr 11, 2005; I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

How did his accounts get found out anyway? I could see the CSPAM account but the D&D one too?

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:52

boo boo bear: Oct 1, 2009; I'm COMPLETELY OBSESSED with SEXY EGGS

Office Pig posted:

We love the police here at Something Awful. Tokaii was a true veteran of the force and a bona fide forums super star; why, he almost became a moderator! Kind of surprising he didn't, wonder what happened to him? He'd have fit right in.

after he ran out of fun stories there was just an incredible amount of racism underneath.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:52

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

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Hell yeah, data tables

# ? Oct 1, 2021 03:57

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Chillgamesh posted:

fbi guy walking into trump thread thinking "tump tramp tump tuuuuuuuuump tump tup tup" is some kind of numbers station thing

"trelgm timmo, grempt"

*furiously taking notes* "jesus this guys good"

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ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

boo boo bear posted:

after he ran out of fun stories there was just an incredible amount of racism underneath.

sorry i must have mistaken him for another pedophile cop

# ? Oct 1, 2021 04:05

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

to understand what happened here you must first understand keyboard goop

# ? Oct 1, 2021 04:06

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

The main thing i remember from his threads was how much he liked using the euphemism "we repeatedly subdued the suspect"

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Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

lmao imagine having a job where you're tasked with making sense of the absolute sea of garbage we produce

The only job worse than facebook content checkers?

# ? Oct 1, 2021 04:08

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

really subdued the poo poo out that guy

# ? Oct 1, 2021 04:09

boo boo bear: Oct 1, 2009; I'm COMPLETELY OBSESSED with SEXY EGGS

Office Pig posted:

sorry i must have mistaken him for another pedophile cop

you're probably thinking of commander shepherd, but he was also incredibly racist and violent.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 04:17

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

here's to an eternal september of more cop accounts and right wing trolls and psychos :confuoot:

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ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

First, I am 72 and on so many medications that no woman, man or child could turn me on so I have no monkey in this circus.

But if people are going to act like hysterical housewives over the BFM thing at least get some facts right.

Assuming what has been posted so far is correct and this girl was 14-15 and lived in Iceland:

1. This makes him at worst a hebephile not a pedophile. It is a not insignificant difference as this is a lesser mental aberration. If she was 15 she may, depending on development have passed out of hebephile range and this would be no aberration at all

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebephilia

2. In America, for example, we incorrectly use the word pedophile for a man having sex with a 17 year old girl. Psychologists know that study after study (brain imaging, etc)show that men of all ages find females most attractive around age 16. But we have decided to protect these girls just as we have decided to protect many things by law. So that man with the 17 year old is breaking the law, but is not mentally aberrant.

3. The age of consent in Iceland is, indeed 15. So this BFM person was either legal or one year below legal and either non-aberrant or barely a hebephile.

So, in my opinion, BFM was a jerk back then and may be a jerk now, I don't know. Kicking him out was fine. But those of you acting like he was a baby-raper-murderer and SCT can never be forgiven for even giving him the benefit of the doubt for a few days are being ridiculously over-righteous.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe

# ? Oct 1, 2021 04:23

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

my tax dollars pay for this

# ? Oct 1, 2021 04:25

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

lmao I just remembered peeking at the cop thread in gip years ago and seeing somebody post "I'm drunk as hell and this lady at a party looks hot" followed up by "this is his wife, I've had his password for years"

# ? Oct 1, 2021 04:28

RadiRoot: Feb 3, 2007

Lib and let die posted:

lmao imagine having a job where you're tasked with making sense of the absolute sea of garbage we produce

The only job worse than facebook content checkers?

nah they still have a worse job, pretty sure.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 04:29

Sardonik: Jul 1, 2005; if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

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heh, it's a good thing none of the new members know anything about<YOU MUST BE AN ANTIFA PLATNIUM MEMBER TO VIEW THIS CONTENT>.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 05:21

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ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

reminder not to talk about the secret forum :ninja:

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