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Meshka
Nov 27, 2016

Up the bum, how does it feel to be the biggest piece of poo poo on the forums, does it come naturally or is it a learned skill?

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Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit

Meshka posted:

Up the bum, how does it feel to be the biggest piece of poo poo on the forums, does it come naturally or is it a learned skill?

:qq:

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
.

US Berder Patrol fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Feb 18, 2022

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
yeah you assholes, celebrating the death of this brave hero, how many cops have you guys even sucked off lately???

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
lmao the cop forum's thattaway, man! :frogout:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Meshka posted:

Up the bum, how does it feel to be the biggest piece of poo poo on the forums, does it come naturally or is it a learned skill?

how do those boots taste?

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Meshka posted:

Up the bum, how does it feel to be the biggest piece of poo poo on the forums, does it come naturally or is it a learned skill?

I’ll have you know he earned it by years of carefully dumping tweets without commentary into this thread and many others, therefore distinguishing himself apart from so many others who wish they could wear the title of “shitposter” while never quite rising to the occasion when the forums needed them.

Unlike this stupid cop, who died a preventable death after refusing to get a safe and miraculously effective vaccine and drowning in his own lungs while being afforded the same status as a cop who dies after getting hit by a car while responding to a traffic accident or stopping an active shooter or something that we should at least nominally recognize as performing a community service.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
I'm a lot more pro cop than most here and even I think it's hilarious that these loving idiots die because they have brain worms and eat horse paste instead of getting a vaccine. It's funny when they quit and lose their jobs over it, too.

Whenever anyone dies because of their stupidity, it's them getting their just desserts. And it's funny. Especially when it means less Republican voters to gently caress over everyone in the country.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Meshka posted:

Up the bum, how does it feel to be the biggest piece of poo poo on the forums, does it come naturally or is it a learned skill?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Log off, touch grass, don’t eat horse paste and get vaccinated.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Meshka posted:

Up the bum, how does it feel to be the biggest piece of poo poo on the forums, does it come naturally or is it a learned skill?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Meshka posted:

Up the bum, how does it feel to be the biggest piece of poo poo on the forums, does it come naturally or is it a learned skill?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

p good

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Is Old Gods Curse covered under the NHS or UK cop insurance plans?

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1442859029072580613?s=21

Toshokan
Apr 11, 2008

TO THE POSTER THAT DARES
TO DEBATE THIS WARM GALE
BEWARE OF FOUL WEATHER
TOWARD MADNESS, SET SAIL

Toshokan posted:

So that means that anyone who would use…a folding stock on an AK, piston AR, or any other gun…is a Nazi?

Meshka posted:

Up the bum, how does it feel to be the biggest piece of poo poo on the forums, does it come naturally or is it a learned skill?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

No way the cop was vaccinated and still died. Cops have been bitching about vaccine mandates for first responders and their (one step from mafia) unions have been lobbying to exempt cops from them. Cops not only put themselves in danger by being unvaccinated but also what person with whom they come into contact. It's this rear end in a top hat's fault he died.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Also, for every cop that dies, there's a high chance that it lets their spouse and children escape from an abusive relationship.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Ugh, really?

BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk
Jesus.

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1443157880597852164

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


McNally posted:

Ugh, really?

Yes, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. :(

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit

McNally posted:

Ugh, really?

sorry pal, here for you if you wanna talk about it

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011


I haven't followed the details of this one - did he know the victim, or was this basically serial killer poo poo?

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Serial killer poo poo from a guy with red flags in his past.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

serial killer poo poo from a guy with red flags in his past who's initial defense was "yeah I kidnapped her but I sold her to the ukrainian mafia to pay off my hooker debts, how should I know what they did with her?" and a 20 year employment history in sensitive nuclear security and embassy protection details

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
His colleagues had nicknamed him "The Rapist" - not a joke.

BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk
Also police arrived at a vigil and did their usual show of force, shoving women around and the like.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/v...ard-vigil-video

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Private security rather than cop, but too good not to post.

https://twitter.com/curtisremarc/status/1443273502359003141?s=21

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:stare:

Moving right on past the obvious insanity, why would he weave his way through his junk/trash filled room to walk towards the in-frame corner of the room, rather than just out of frame to the right?

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I believe the backwards "TRUMP 2024" flag on the wall is a big old clue as to that one.

He's an idiot.

BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-58747614

quote:

A Met Police officer who murdered Sarah Everard after kidnapping her under the guise of an arrest has been sentenced to a whole-life prison sentence.

Wayne Couzens abducted the 33-year-old as she walked home from a friend's house in Clapham on 3 March.

Ahead of sentencing Couzens, the judge said the case was "devastating, tragic and wholly brutal".

"You've betrayed your family and there's no evidence of genuine contrition," he told Couzens.

Lord Justice Fulford described the circumstances of the murder as "grotesque".

He said the seriousness of the case was so "exceptionally high" that it warranted a whole-life order.

"The misuse of a police officer's role such as occurred in this case in order to kidnap, rape and murder a lone victim is of equal seriousness as a murder for the purpose of advancing a political, religious or ideological cause," he told the Old Bailey.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
More great news from the UK. This thread is unreal.

https://twitter.com/netpol/status/1443542002700800006?s=20

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/1443570880362295299?s=21

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


TTerrible posted:

More great news from the UK. This thread is unreal.

https://twitter.com/netpol/status/1443542002700800006?s=20

The thread it links to seems to be gone.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

CainFortea posted:

The thread it links to seems to be gone.

It was public discussion of the criminal trial of a minor black girl (17 years old) and the lovely behavior of police at all times. The lawyer probably got in trouble when it blew up because of privacy laws that the family doesn't care about but police and prosecutors will. Additionally, he said they have a pending civil rights suit against the police for the situation, so it might have been the bosses saying "yank that poo poo till we get a proper press release."

The short story is this - 17 year old black girl gets harassed by some cops. Rightfully knows that she doesn't have to talk to them, and she tells them as much. They close down on her, and she backs up telling them they're scaring her and begging to be left alone. The two officers then violently grab and drag her to the ground while she screams for help. Because it's two cops vs a black person, people assume she's at fault to the extent that a bystander goes over to help sit on her with police. She's yelling the whole time asking what she's done and begging for help. After sitting on her for a while, they finally tell her they're arresting her for assaulting the officers and she's subsequently charged with felonies that make it to trial. The officer's story on the report and testimony in trial was that she lunged at them multiple times despite their warnings to back away (she was yelling at them to back up while she was trying to flee) and that when they regretfully had to get hands on she fought with them and injured them. Thankfully the place that this happened at had a CCTV that showed the police were completely full of poo poo. They were lying so much on the stand at one point the judge threatened the testifying officer with contempt of court because he was blatantly lying in the face of video evidence. They tried to call her a criminal, thug, said she assaulted them. They lied through their teeth and are still on the streets policing right now with zero discipline from the force.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/Fhamiltontimes/status/1443532753266515975?s=19

Basically

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
You piece of poo poo, did you even think of how this could impact officer retention?

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mr. Nice! posted:

It was public discussion of the criminal trial of a minor black girl (17 years old) and the lovely behavior of police at all times. The lawyer probably got in trouble when it blew up because of privacy laws that the family doesn't care about but police and prosecutors will. Additionally, he said they have a pending civil rights suit against the police for the situation, so it might have been the bosses saying "yank that poo poo till we get a proper press release."

The short story is this - 17 year old black girl gets harassed by some cops. Rightfully knows that she doesn't have to talk to them, and she tells them as much. They close down on her, and she backs up telling them they're scaring her and begging to be left alone. The two officers then violently grab and drag her to the ground while she screams for help. Because it's two cops vs a black person, people assume she's at fault to the extent that a bystander goes over to help sit on her with police. She's yelling the whole time asking what she's done and begging for help. After sitting on her for a while, they finally tell her they're arresting her for assaulting the officers and she's subsequently charged with felonies that make it to trial. The officer's story on the report and testimony in trial was that she lunged at them multiple times despite their warnings to back away (she was yelling at them to back up while she was trying to flee) and that when they regretfully had to get hands on she fought with them and injured them. Thankfully the place that this happened at had a CCTV that showed the police were completely full of poo poo. They were lying so much on the stand at one point the judge threatened the testifying officer with contempt of court because he was blatantly lying in the face of video evidence. They tried to call her a criminal, thug, said she assaulted them. They lied through their teeth and are still on the streets policing right now with zero discipline from the force.

Threatened with contempt of court for lying repeatedly in the face of video evidence

The leeway they get, lol. Acab

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

maffew buildings posted:

You piece of poo poo, did you even think of how this could impact officer retention?

It'll go up because now they know where the line is: rape and kidnapping ok, but don't murder the girls. If you don't kill them you can call them liars at trial and walk away.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
lol it's just straight up legal for British cops and agents and poo poo to rape women

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

Surprise surprise, the proud boys are packed to the brim with police officers.

https://twitter.com/georgejoseph94/status/1443578156678467591?t=9_SjlRIio5zgmw0t4oaUbQ&s=19

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
drat wish there was a solution besides letting them keep their jobs and not cutting funding or holding them accountable for anything :(

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1443705736110952453?s=19

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/1443893795205140481?s=19

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