Achewood Thread 12: Hey, Look! We're Back! What Happened?!

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Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

I cannot believe there are people playing Word UP! in 2021

# ? Sep 1, 2021 11:30

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# ? May 25, 2024 03:48

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

How Wonderful! posted:

headmaster/masterpiece/piece together

those aren�t separate words. gently caress you pat

Pastry of the Year posted:

I cannot believe there are people playing Word UP! in 2021

I feel like you should know that I do a lot of crosswords and I once knew a clue only because of pat�s hatred for the stultifying compositions of edvard grieg

# ? Sep 1, 2021 14:51

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Cloks posted:

I heard this on the radio this morning

Always nice to get some Thin Lizzy in on my commute

# ? Sep 1, 2021 17:21

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

Found Pat�s neighbor:

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvic...utm_name=iossmf

quote:

My neighbor reported me to the cops and the California office of barbers for cutting my cousin's hair without a license

I've had the cops come to my house and I had no idea what was going on. I refused to talk to them but they did talk to my neighbor and tried to talk to my cousin. The day before I had cut my cousin's hair on my deck. In addition to phoning the cops my neighbor also put in a complaint to the California office of barbering about me for cutting hair without a license. For context the only reason I cut her hair was because all the haircutting places around here had long wait times or were closed because of an outbreak of covid. My cousin is a recent amputee and she hasn't mastered cutting her own hair with one arm. It was the first time I have ever cut anyone's hair before. Should I be getting a lawyer just in case? I'm out of my depth here and I'm not afraid to admit it.

I really want Onstad to write a blog entry on the opposite side of this.

# ? Sep 5, 2021 16:18

Smirr: Jun 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/CaudilloXV/status/1434579709723955200

https://twitter.com/gastonnerval/status/1434896176655048704

# ? Sep 6, 2021 17:40

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Found Pat�s neighbor:

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvic...utm_name=iossmf

I really want Onstad to write a blog entry on the opposite side of this.

No, pat is against barbers, he wouldn't be complaining to the official barber organization.

# ? Sep 7, 2021 00:11

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

There�s no way he doesn�t have an encyclopedic knowledge of the laws to get barbers in trouble with though.

# ? Sep 7, 2021 00:17

Javid: Oct 21, 2004

If there's anywhere that that's illegal it's definitely california. Such is the environ required to create a Pat

# ? Sep 7, 2021 01:43

paradoxGentleman: Dec 10, 2013; wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

Does anyone have that comic of Mr. Hyde talking with Ray's dialogue where it works surprisingly well? I rememeber it being posted but it was a while ago.

# ? Sep 7, 2021 07:19

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Smirr posted:

https://twitter.com/CaudilloXV/status/1434579709723955200

https://twitter.com/gastonnerval/status/1434896176655048704

Yo momma so greedy she won't pee.

# ? Sep 7, 2021 21:44

Cloks: Feb 1, 2013; by Azathoth

paradoxGentleman posted:

Does anyone have that comic of Mr. Hyde talking with Ray's dialogue where it works surprisingly well? I rememeber it being posted but it was a while ago.

# ? Sep 7, 2021 23:37

paradoxGentleman: Dec 10, 2013; wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

Quanta grazia, sant'Antonio.
But seriously thank you

# ? Sep 9, 2021 05:18

Pattonesque: Jul 15, 2004; johnny jesus and the infield fly rule

holy poo poo that Mr Hyde one is spot on

# ? Sep 9, 2021 18:34

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Pattonesque posted:

holy poo poo that Mr Hyde one is spot on

It sure is

# ? Sep 10, 2021 04:06

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

I use the phrase "Could get ethical." from the alt-text of this strip a lot: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08282006

# ? Sep 10, 2021 12:28

Deathlove: Feb 20, 2003; Pillbug

I believe SomethingAwful's Gavok is responsible for the comic edits.

https://twitter.com/AchewoodNC/status/1438656559744180225

# ? Sep 17, 2021 01:20

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Deathlove posted:

I believe SomethingAwful's Gavok is responsible for the comic edits.

https://twitter.com/AchewoodNC/status/1438656559744180225

I guess I did the Bubble Boy one, but Gavok had to remind me that I had.

# ? Sep 17, 2021 04:58

Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

I saw in a BBC documentary how sick people in the Middle Ages would make soup out of earthworms. Apparently it tastes like chicken and has the texture of snot.

# ? Sep 17, 2021 15:27

Pope Guilty: Nov 6, 2006; The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Two weeks from yesterday is the 20th anniversary of Philippe standing on it.

# ? Sep 19, 2021 02:50

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

I just want a shirt with Philippe and the words "here comes a special boy!" but Onstad refuses to make one available for me to purchase on his sideshow circus store; leaving the intellectual property fallow, like gently used earth

# ? Sep 20, 2021 23:49

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

... and remember when he made headlines by messin' up his taxes so bad that he almost got lethal injection

# ? Sep 21, 2021 04:40

Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

I just want a shirt with Philippe and the words "here comes a special boy!" but Onstad refuses to make one available for me to purchase on his sideshow circus store; leaving the intellectual property fallow, like gently used earth

Yelling at this baby dirt until it yields up a Philippe t-shirt

# ? Sep 21, 2021 14:58

ColdPie: Jun 9, 2006

What do you think Urine Cop is like? I always pictured Pepsiman but with a cop peeing the whole time.

# ? Sep 21, 2021 23:44

Moe_Rahn: Jun 1, 2006; I got a question
why they hatin' on me?
I ain't did nothin' to 'em
but count this money
and put my team on
got my whole clique stunnin'
boy wassup
yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh

ColdPie posted:

What do you think Urine Cop is like? I always pictured Pepsiman but with a cop peeing the whole time.

a Time Crisis-style lightgun game where you don't want to think too much about what exactly your character is shooting at the enemies

# ? Sep 22, 2021 18:56

Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

ColdPie posted:

What do you think Urine Cop is like? I always pictured Pepsiman but with a cop peeing the whole time.

Like if Kojima directed a GTA game from a script by Abel Ferrara.

# ? Sep 22, 2021 19:43

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

You know what line has been coming to my mind for a few days?

That is Spongebob's house.

# ? Sep 24, 2021 02:07

Strange Cares: Nov 22, 2007

Happy 20th birthday Achewood. Anyone got plans to celebrate?

# ? Oct 1, 2021 15:43

trilobite terror: Oct 20, 2007; BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Strange Cares posted:

Happy 20th birthday Achewood. Anyone got plans to celebrate?

guess I�ll clean the toilet

smoke some weed

maybe get a few friends together

# ? Oct 1, 2021 15:50

Deathlove: Feb 20, 2003; Pillbug

Strange Cares posted:

Happy 20th birthday Achewood. Anyone got plans to celebrate?

I plan on standing on a drum manual.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 15:57

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Ok Comboomer posted:

guess I’ll clean the toilet

smoke some weed

maybe get a few friends together

Sounds great, I'll bring over some of my chocolate-covered cherries.

Only take one!

# ? Oct 1, 2021 18:11

Escobarbarian: Jun 18, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Happy anniversary Achewood now where the gently caress�s the first Oni Press book (they told me on Twitter the other day it won�t be out until 2023 at the earliest lmao)

# ? Oct 1, 2021 18:17

Cloks: Feb 1, 2013; by Azathoth

Strange Cares posted:

Happy 20th birthday Achewood. Anyone got plans to celebrate?

yeah i got some christian brothers brandy for after band practice

# ? Oct 1, 2021 18:28

drrockso20: May 6, 2013; Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

davidspackage posted:

Sounds great, I'll bring over some of my chocolate-covered cherries.

Only take one!

It's funny, Pat has shot people multiple times, forced people to move to other states, and all sorts of other unpleasant things but that still might be one of the biggest douche moments of his in the whole comic

# ? Oct 1, 2021 20:02