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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

What if there’s an angel named Billion Demons that’s incarnated 6 times?

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FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


the 6 billion demons are the little Allisons in Allison's head

usenet celeb 1992
Jun 1, 2000

he thought quoting borges would make him popular
There are only three: Six, Billy, and Demons

(Demons is very literal minded and chose their own name)

blastron
Dec 11, 2007

Don't doodle on it!


If the six billion is the number of loops then Allison is lucky that she is not KILL THREE BILLION, A HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED FIFTY-TWO THOUSAND, EIGHT HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SEVEN DEMONS because that would be a real mouthful and, come to think of it, is probably why the other heirs lost.

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


Kill 4 Demons was a really unfortunate loop, in retrospect

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1444004161775935492?s=19

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Wonder if he remembers the last time he got his bell rung. Must be centuries.

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

The central pillar lies crumbled under the light. A museum piece in the making, to a bygone age.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
That dramatic bitch. You know he set that up on purpose.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
Haha absolutely - you think he just MAGICALLY fell like that? He probably saw where he was going to land and did kung Fu breathing bullshit to arrange the scene

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Bent all that debris into crosses on the way down, too.

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

All those people looking at him should be dead by Jagganoths’s 80 Thousand Blows which suggests Solomon David blocked them.

oobey
Nov 19, 2002

Ah, well, so much for the whole invincible God-King thing, eh, Dave?

It must feel super awkward to get publicly thrashed into a bloody pulp after centuries of being undefeated in the Ring of Power.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

pseudorandom name posted:

All those people looking at him should be dead by Jagganoths’s 80 Thousand Blows which suggests Solomon David blocked them.

When we saw them they didn't level all of Rayuba, just carved great geometric swathes into it.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


oobey posted:

Ah, well, so much for the whole invincible God-King thing, eh, Dave?

It must feel super awkward to get publicly thrashed into a bloody pulp after centuries of being undefeated in the Ring of Power.

I think he has bigger problems than his injured pride. He is reliving an ancient trauma.

oobey
Nov 19, 2002

Mr. Lobe posted:

I think he has bigger problems than his injured pride. He is reliving an ancient trauma.

I was thinking more about how the public's perception of him has been irrevocably destroyed, but yeah agreed.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


going for "maximum martyr", I see

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


oobey posted:

I was thinking more about how the public's perception of him has been irrevocably destroyed, but yeah agreed.

Feels like a solid secondary concern to the walking omnicide still in peak form

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

I can't believe Jagganoth is emperor now, but thems the rules

Wonder what his tax policy is

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

RBA Starblade posted:

I can't believe Jagganoth is emperor now, but thems the rules

Wonder what his tax policy is
100% or 0% of everything, depending on how you look at it

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Did he land on a pillar, or did he bring Jadis down with him?

Thundarr
Dec 24, 2002


nimby posted:

Did he land on a pillar, or did he bring Jadis down with him?

It would be amazing if he rode in on Jadis like he was surfing down from orbit on a robot Dracula, but that appears to be an ordinary pillar.

skaianDestiny
Jan 13, 2017

beep boop
I bet this is the part where he asks White Chain to defend Rayuba.

Brought To You By
Oct 31, 2012
Solomon has more limbs than I gave him credit for. But I'm docking points for being being overly dramatic.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
The preview of this didn't have any of the blood shown, so it made Dave look pretty impervious. But even being bloodied by a bunch of small cuts, he still face-tanked a lot and came out looking better than anyone we've seen so far.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



someone who knows how to use photoshop i've got an idea

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Dave you fuckin theater kid

This fuckin guy, swear to god

oobey
Nov 19, 2002

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

Feels like a solid secondary concern to the walking omnicide still in peak form

Fair.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

paranoid randroid posted:

Dave you fuckin theater kid

This fuckin guy, swear to god

MAGNIFICENT!

Wittgen
Oct 13, 2012

We have decided to decline your offer of a butt kicking.
Was Dave always that much bigger than normal people?

Thundarr
Dec 24, 2002


Wittgen posted:

Was Dave always that much bigger than normal people?

Dave has always been depicted as being enormous, yeah.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
*freeze frame*

Guy Ritchie character voice: yep, tha's me. Yer probly wonderin' 'ow a respectable bloke like me ended up inna situation li' this.

Precambrian
Apr 30, 2008

Seeing this page, I am much, much less confident that Operant is setting up that David might be about to give up his power. This is not how a man who has been humbled is depicted.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
I mean potentially he fell into a swamp naked and head first and his acolytes were like "ooh that's bad pr" and fixed him up with this little tableau

Bussamove
Feb 25, 2006

Dog Kisser posted:

I mean potentially he fell into a swamp naked and head first and his acolytes were like "ooh that's bad pr" and fixed him up with this little tableau

That one son hoping dad will finally give him the grunt and nod of approval he's wanted his whole life.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Precambrian posted:

Seeing this page, I am much, much less confident that Operant is setting up that David might be about to give up his power. This is not how a man who has been humbled is depicted.

i assume that if he does it's going to be right before spitting blood and deciding to go die to jaggs fighting, being humble doesn't necessarily have to play into it

W.T. Fits
Apr 21, 2010

Ready to Poyozo Dance all over your face.
Are we even sure that's actually Salami Dave's blood? Maybe that's just some blood that splattered on him from when Allison and Mottom got sliced up.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

I have 100% woken up like this

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Shoehead posted:

I have 100% woken up like this

Quick someone Photoshop piles of 4Loko at the base of Dave's rock bed with a bunch of Chads and Stacey's staring agog*.

*No relation to YOU'RE PAL GOG-AGOG!

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Vagabong
Mar 2, 2019
Dave is a prick and all, but this page (and I imagine the next few) is pretty tough to see. There's something about someone failing so completely to live up to the expectations that they built for themselves that makes me itch.

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