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RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Zzulu posted:

Do not get pets, as it is slavery and evil

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ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Zzulu posted:

Do not get children, as it is slavery and evil

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Samuel L. Hacksaw: Mar 26, 2007; Never Stop Posting

Post pets you said?

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Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Zzulu posted:

Do not get pets, as it is slavery and evil

Get pets.

And when you do, be sure to give them lots of presents. Just like you give everyone else in your life presents.

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StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

# ? Oct 1, 2021 14:06

Samuel L. Hacksaw: Mar 26, 2007; Never Stop Posting

LifeSunDeath posted:

I bought one of these just now. Stick boy i posted up thread likes to hang out on the deck when I use mine, so now he has his own bong to play with.

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Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

StrixNebulosa posted:

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Total Party Kill: Aug 25, 2005

wow look at these slaves

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Zzulu posted:

Do not get pets, as it is slavery and evil

this isn't the terrible hot takes thread

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uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

my cat followed me through the parking lot and literally climbed into my car when i was about to drive home from work and wouldn't leave. if anyone is the slave it's me.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 14:59

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

I bought one of these just now. Stick boy i posted up thread likes to hang out on the deck when I use mine, so now he has his own bong to play with.

my pup loves it, and it's hilarious every time she carries it around by the top, cause it looks like she's hitting that dank. she's my best friend.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 15:04

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Cocaine Bear posted:

Love it. Especially this one

Thank you! I love yours as well

Also lmao slaves, I walk my terror 2-3 times a day and pick up his poop and feed him and give him a comfortable bed and he gets to hang out and get admired all day. The suffering he goes through, I tell you.

I forgot to make the bed one day and

# ? Oct 1, 2021 15:07

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

yeah Lol @ the slaves comment. my dog has a baller life and haters will stay mad.

e, also my gf was weird about having a dog since she never had one before, and thought it was kind of cruel to own pets...then I explained to her the fact that dogs have been with humans for tens of thousands of years and sorry, I didn't create the situation under which another animal is basically designed to be our friend, and is in fact our best and only true friend in this world.

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crusty: Apr 16, 2015; Crustacean

uber_stoat posted:

my cat followed me through the parking lot and literally climbed into my car when i was about to drive home from work and wouldn't leave. if anyone is the slave it's me.

Why is your cat at work, and why wouldn't you take it home

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Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

Henry made himself a little nest :3:

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The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

ah, a couch gremlin

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fizzymercury: Aug 18, 2011

LifeSunDeath posted:

yeah Lol @ the slaves comment. my dog has a baller life and haters will stay mad.

e, also my gf was weird about having a dog since she never had one before, and thought it was kind of cruel to own pets...then I explained to her the fact that dogs have been with humans for tens of thousands of years and sorry, I didn't create the situation under which another animal is basically designed to be our friend, and is in fact our best and only true friend in this world.

My husband didn't much care for dogs because he'd never had one that wasn't purely functional as a livestock wrangler. Then he met my Ana. She'd convince anyone they're a dog person. Who wouldn't fall in love with a dog that insists on morning hugs?

We took in my Mom's old dog Mr. Sparkles because Ana convinced him that dogs are fabulous and he wanted another. He built Ana and Mr. Sparkles a bed to sleep on and everything.

My Ana is gone now, she'd been around 16 years and needed a break. But she's gotten more than one person to adopt dogs because of how extra rad she was. I have lots of friends that are getting into fostering and rescue because of her. A true hero dog.

fizzymercury fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Nov 10, 2022

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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

fizzymercury posted:

A true hero dog.

blessed dog, very much so.

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Stack Machine: Mar 6, 2016; I can see through time!; Fun Shoe

It's lunch time for this lil floofer:

She's v good.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 18:13

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

crusty posted:

Why is your cat at work, and why wouldn't you take it home

it wasn't my cat until i drove off with it.

# ? Oct 1, 2021 18:57

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Stack Machine posted:

It's lunch time for this lil floofer:

She's v good.

what a sweet little floof

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Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

This was my girl Mya. Amazing little Papillon. We had to put her down a few months back. She was already getting quite old, and then she fell down the stairs and was just shattered at that point. No broken bones are internal injuries the vet could find, but basically gave up the will to live. Glad to have had her in my life.

But my mom still has one of her daughters, and my sister has another daughter and the papa of her pups, so we've still gots lots of love to go around.

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Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Fuckin top notch quality pets up in here.

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Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

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crusty: Apr 16, 2015; Crustacean

uber_stoat posted:

it wasn't my cat until i drove off with it.

This makes a lot more sense than what I came up with

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nomad2020: Jan 30, 2007

crusty posted:

Why is your cat at work, and why wouldn't you take it home

Cat's are notorious micro-mangers.

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Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

I did feel a bit guilty when I got my two cats that they didn't have any say in it. So I resolved to spoil them rotten.

(I leave the ladder out because they love climbing it)

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Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

This is Hobbes, we just got him on Sunday:

He is the sweetest and clumsiest animal I've ever known

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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Seaniqua posted:

This is Hobbes, we just got him on Sunday:

He is the sweetest and clumsiest animal I've ever known

Good cat, good name :3:

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hyperlynx posted:

I did feel a bit guilty when I got my two cats that they didn't have any say in it. So I resolved to spoil them rotten.

(I leave the ladder out because they love climbing it)

They're going to knock it over into whatever's breakable in the room

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TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Hyperlynx posted:

I did feel a bit guilty when I got my two cats that they didn't have any say in it. So I resolved to spoil them rotten.

(I leave the ladder out because they love climbing it)

Does the cat not know how to read? Your not supposed to sit on top of the ladder

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MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Hyperlynx posted:

I did feel a bit guilty when I got my two cats that they didn't have any say in it. So I resolved to spoil them rotten.

(I leave the ladder out because they love climbing it)

That cat doesn�t like to climb ladders, that cat likes to have the high ground.

:black101:

# ? Oct 2, 2021 01:03

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Milo and POTUS posted:

They're going to knock it over into whatever's breakable in the room

i had this cobalt blue depression era glass candy dish that i got from my grandma's house after she died. i loved that thing, it was a treasure.

cat knocked it off the counter and it was utterly destroyed. lmao

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