Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

RoboRodent posted:

Okay so the thing is my dad is very leftist and a self described socialist but also very bad at examining his own biases (and he grew up in a very rural area with all the racism that frequently implies) and i legit I had already decided to respond the next time he made a crack about the half Japanese girl I went to school with thirty years ago because her name was "Akane" which sounds like "acne" with "I'm sure that your name means something funny in another language." So seriously if you can tell me a language where "Steve" or "Stephen" means a funny thing I will be so glad.

Would it not be ah-kaah-nay?

Seems like a reach on his part tbh.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
edit: this was for the tweets thread, not IOSM

Memento has a new favorite as of 10:12 on Oct 2, 2021

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




quoting to cause 5 pages of goons performing bad maths

PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...


Plaster Town Cop

It doesn't matter how simple it is, it could be "1 + 1 = ?" and there will be people getting it wrong, as well people who just have to show everyone how big brain they are by commenting the correct answer when these kinds of posts are always engagement-bait.
Perfect for the IOSM thread

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

The Saddest Rhino posted:

quoting to cause 5 pages of goons performing bad maths

Alright I’ll bite. I think it’s 104 according to BEDMAS (apparently the term is different in different countries, that’s what we called it in Canada and Jerry Cotton or Tiggum can strike at any point) - multiplication is the highest order operation, so that’s 25 * 0 = 0.

Leaves me with 50 + 50 - 0 + 2 + 2 = 104.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/santiagoroel/status/1443319539241033734

https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/1444217123056672772

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.

MisterOblivious posted:

Jesus, those lyrics are on the nose. Doesn't matter that the references are 60 years out of date.

Jello Biafra and Mojo Nixon made an updated cover of it for Prairie Home Invasion.
https://youtu.be/8nGJ3AjFF1Y

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
the answer is 69

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The answer is "i can type it into google if I want to know"

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
oh hey is this where we're talking about being bad at maths?

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Arivia posted:

Alright I’ll bite. I think it’s 104 according to BEDMAS (apparently the term is different in different countries, that’s what we called it in Canada and Jerry Cotton or Tiggum can strike at any point) - multiplication is the highest order operation, so that’s 25 * 0 = 0.

Leaves me with 50 + 50 - 0 + 2 + 2 = 104.
It's PEMDAS in :911:, the parenthesis/brackets thing is just regional but it's interesting that division/multiplication get swapped. It shouldn't really matter, it's just an interesting discrepancy.

e: "interesting" may vary

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
swapping MD for DM or SA for AS doesnt really make much difference since they're basically the same things, so you could also write PEDMAS which sounds like a terrible holiday

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Elysiume posted:

It's PEMDAS in :911:, the parenthesis/brackets thing is just regional but it's interesting that division/multiplication get swapped. It shouldn't really matter, it's just an interesting discrepancy.

e: "interesting" may vary

It shouldn't, but take the equation

8÷2(2+2)

Following PEMDAS gets you 1, but BEDMAS gets you 16

In other words,

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh

Arivia posted:

Alright I’ll bite. I think it’s 104 according to BEDMAS (apparently the term is different in different countries, that’s what we called it in Canada and Jerry Cotton or Tiggum can strike at any point) - multiplication is the highest order operation, so that’s 25 * 0 = 0.

Leaves me with 50 + 50 - 0 + 2 + 2 = 104.
That's correct. You have some people in the replies there going "we were always taught to just do it from left to right!"(no you weren't, you just don't remember your math classes from decades ago), which will give you 4.

then you have the real big brains saying stuff like this
https://twitter.com/soniabsuffolk/status/1444032626273226754
which is only possible if you're going left-to-right and also pretending that 'x 0' just doesn't mean anything at all

LazyMaybe has a new favorite as of 11:24 on Oct 2, 2021

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Im sure she's joking, im sure

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean it doesn't "in reality" because the concept of multiplying by zero does not correlate with any real phenomenon, it is a purely mathematical construction. You can have X amount of things and add or subtract Y amounts, and you can have X sets of Y things or desire to separate X things into Y piles, but multiplying by zero does indeed not make much sense in "reality"

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

OwlFancier posted:

I mean it doesn't "in reality" because the concept of multiplying by zero does not correlate with any real phenomenon, it is a purely mathematical construction. You can have X amount of things and add or subtract Y amounts, and you can have X sets of Y things or desire to separate X things into Y piles, but multiplying by zero does indeed not make much sense in "reality"
you make $5 profit on each sale
you make zero sales
you have made $5 * 0 profit

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Elysiume posted:

you make $5 profit on each sale
you make zero sales
you have made $5 * 0 profit

Money isnt real

El Fideo
Jun 10, 2016

I trusted a rhino and deserve all that came to me


I can give fifty people five dollars each, I can give them two dollars each, I can give them zero dollars each.

In these scenarios, I'll have given them totals of two hundred and fifty dollars, one hundred dollars, and zero dollars, respectively.

Edit:Beaten, and more succinctly

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

flavor.flv posted:

It shouldn't, but take the equation

8÷2(2+2)

Following PEMDAS gets you 1, but BEDMAS gets you 16

In other words,



in my defense i am very much not a stem person so if they fixed it in grade 12 or higher "streams" (I took math for university people not going for STEM classes) I missed out. but it's a good correction and I appreciate it!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


flavor.flv posted:

It shouldn't, but take the equation

8÷2(2+2)

Following PEMDAS gets you 1, but BEDMAS gets you 16
That's just a demonstration of the reason no one uses the ÷ symbol for anything other than teaching basic arithmetic to small children (and creating clickbait "puzzles" on social media).

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Tiggum posted:

That's just a demonstration of the reason no one uses the ÷ symbol for anything other than teaching basic arithmetic to small children (and creating clickbait "puzzles" on social media).

my prediction has come true, thank you tiggum

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Arivia posted:

my prediction has come true, thank you tiggum

Your prediction was that I would post something in this thread that I post in all the time? OK. :shrug:

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh

OwlFancier posted:

I mean it doesn't "in reality" because the concept of multiplying by zero does not correlate with any real phenomenon, it is a purely mathematical construction. You can have X amount of things and add or subtract Y amounts, and you can have X sets of Y things or desire to separate X things into Y piles, but multiplying by zero does indeed not make much sense in "reality"
glad to see that a goon is dumber than one of the random replies to the linked social media post

https://twitter.com/gordoncraig11/status/1444177446178332681
"multiplied by 0" is absolutely a concept that applies to reality, and in fact does so very often

flavor.flv posted:

It shouldn't, but take the equation

8/2(2+2)

Following PEMDAS gets you 1, but BEDMAS gets you 16
PEMDAS doesn't get you 1 from that.

The way I was taught to interpret PEMDAS(and the way it's been taught for a long time) is that, once you do the (2+2) and are left with
8/2(4)
You now do all the multiplication and division from left to right, including the 2(4), resulting in 16.

The only way you wouldn't is if you multiply the 2(4) first, but why would you? The only way is if you erroneously believe that multiplying a number by an adjacent bracketed number should be done before 'normal' multiplication/division, but PEMDAS doesn't tell you to do that any more than BEDMAS does.


Both PEMDAS and BEDMAS put division and multiplication on the same level, and then you go from left to right. They're just phrased slightly differently.

LazyMaybe has a new favorite as of 11:43 on Oct 2, 2021

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

loving lol at the spelling bee thing

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

RoboRodent posted:

Okay so the thing is my dad is very leftist and a self described socialist but also very bad at examining his own biases (and he grew up in a very rural area with all the racism that frequently implies) and i legit I had already decided to respond the next time he made a crack about the half Japanese girl I went to school with thirty years ago because her name was "Akane" which sounds like "acne" with "I'm sure that your name means something funny in another language." So seriously if you can tell me a language where "Steve" or "Stephen" means a funny thing I will be so glad.

it's not exactly a "funny thing" but being named "Stefan" and being under 50 will net you some funny looks in poland

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


flavor.flv posted:

It shouldn't, but take the equation

8÷2(2+2)

Following PEMDAS gets you 1, but BEDMAS gets you 16

Multiplication and division have equal priority, so you go from left to right.

The whole confusion stems from children being taught rote memorization of stupid "rules of thumb", instead of an actual understanding of math.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Ban all math

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


maths is tearing us apart

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh

KozmoNaut posted:

Multiplication and division have equal priority, so you go from left to right.

The whole confusion stems from children being taught rote memorization of stupid "rules of thumb", instead of an actual understanding of math.
it mostly actually stems from people just misremembering what they were taught because it was decades ago and they haven't been using the knowledge so it fades away, which is why you have people in the comments to everything like this going "back in the day we were all taught to just do everything in the order it was written!"

PEMDAS/BEDMAS, taught correctly, are as close to actual understanding of math you are going to be able to teach children in a reasonable timeframe.

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


The Saddest Rhino posted:

quoting to cause 5 pages of goons performing bad maths

Happy now?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

goblin week posted:

loving lol at the spelling bee thing

I watched that spelling bee doc from the early 2000s, top level spelling bee kids are loving weird.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Taeke posted:

Happy now?

With bad math lasting less than five pages as at date I remain sad

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

We were the idiots on social media all along

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh
calling SA 'social media' is either an insult or excessive praise depending on how you look at it

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

The Saddest Rhino posted:

quoting to cause 5 pages of goons performing bad maths

Goons once again proving exactly why these "math problems" get posted all the time and with a millions shares or whatever by bickering endlessly over them.

e:

The one good math problem I've seen on social media.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

IronicDongz posted:

calling SA 'social media' is either an insult or excessive praise depending on how you look at it

Hey we've been featured in the New York Post.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



flavor.flv posted:

In other words,



:hmmyes:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Elysiume posted:

you make $5 profit on each sale
you make zero sales
you have made $5 * 0 profit

El Fideo posted:

I can give fifty people five dollars each, I can give them two dollars each, I can give them zero dollars each.

In these scenarios, I'll have given them totals of two hundred and fifty dollars, one hundred dollars, and zero dollars, respectively.

Edit:Beaten, and more succinctly

I think this is rather more easily rendered as "money has not changed hands" which is how people would have conceptualized it for a long time before the invention of the concept of mathematical zero. You need that concept to already exist before you would ever think about it that way.

Like you would not describe the absence of anything occuring as a thing that could have occured, occuring zero times.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 12:15 on Oct 2, 2021

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh

OwlFancier posted:

I think this is rather more easily rendered as "money has not changed hands" which is how people would have conceptualized it for a long time before the invention of the concept of mathematical zero. You need that concept to already exist before you would ever think about it that way.

Like you would not describe the absence of anything occuring as a thing that could have occured, occuring zero times.
If I spend 5 hours fishing, but catch 0 fish each hour, that's 5*0=0.
Or like the earlier quoted example, if 5 of my coworkers bring 2 tools, and 5 don't, that's 5 * 2 + 5 * 0 = 10

there are many many obvious examples of multiplying by zero applying to real life. the concept did not arise from nowhere, like all math it exists to describe things that occur in reality.

LazyMaybe has a new favorite as of 12:24 on Oct 2, 2021

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply