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Good Citizen posted:i love that he still watch touch loser rear end parler or gettr i https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc
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Asproigerosis, your lovely attitude is really bringing down department morale for all of us working the cushy mon-fri day shift with 4 people in the dept and it's just outpatients all day. You need to start having a positive attitude, as you work 10-12 hours overnight with all the shitshow inpatients we leave for you from the day and you're by yourself with no help the whole time. The loving audacity. Buddy if I have to write in my patient notes about stuffing these sausages into my magnet hole as my way to cope, you should be hugging and kissing me for that small price to pay to have me covering these nightshifts. I do not give a single gently caress that it makes you feel sad when I'm being a negative nancy.
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Asproigerosis posted:Asproigerosis, your lovely attitude is really bringing down department morale for all of us working the cushy mon-fri day shift with 4 people in the dept and it's just outpatients all day. You need to start having a positive attitude, as you work 10-12 hours overnight with all the shitshow inpatients we leave for you from the day and you're by yourself with no help the whole time. have these people worked nights before? if not they probably dont realize how much it sucks if so then 
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made an alternate version if you like https://i.imgur.com/SApLLNx.png
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Pamela Springstein posted:tell me more about the sausage hole also this
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i had a fun time at the gay bar last night. one of the elder gays i know was like "no, don't sit here cumshitter. i cant deal with you tonight" "huh?" "i find you annoying." "challenge accepted!" and now he hates me more than ever lol
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ArmZ posted:have these people worked nights before? if not they probably dont realize how much it sucks if so then They have, but never on a consistent basis. I've done both, I volunteered to do these nights for the maternity leave. I know how easy it is during the day like are you kidding me trying to act like day shift is hard too! I will be a miserable grumpy oval office all I want as long as I'm working overnight having to clean up your poo poo. And don't even try to say something about why I didn't get this or that done. You get what you get from me, worry about yourself. In other job news the nichael hospital is down to 3 people in the nuc med dept. That leaves just 3 people to cover overnight and weekend call. The supervisor has graciously decided to continue to invoke her privilege of never doing call again so it's actually every night and weekend split between me and another lady. Very nice, I think it's time I give them my notice finally.
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cumshitter posted:i had a fun time at the gay bar last night. one of the elder gays i know was like "no, don't sit here cumshitter. i cant deal with you tonight" Lol
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cumshitter posted:i had a fun time at the gay bar last night. one of the elder gays i know was like "no, don't sit here cumshitter. i cant deal with you tonight" Did anyone ask you to turn on your monitor?
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The sausage hole is a 60cm diameter tube where every night I am expected to squish 340 pound meatball people inside for an hour of magnet banging. Anyone with a bmi over 45 turns into a real life Augustus gloop scenario. Coincidently people with a bmi over 45 tend to have a lot of cerebrovascular disease! Also this makes people claustrophobic for some reason and it turns into a 2 hour circus for a 15 minute scan. I got yelled at for writing in my note that in my professional opinion there is no way this 5'2" 340 pound man is fitting in the magnet but we can try stuffing the sausage if they really want. I was trying to give my coworkers a sensible chuckle, but apparently it was inappropriate and negative attitude.
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Asproigerosis posted:They have, but never on a consistent basis. I've done both, I volunteered to do these nights for the maternity leave. I know how easy it is during the day like are you kidding me trying to act like day shift is hard too! I will be a miserable grumpy oval office all I want as long as I'm working overnight having to clean up your poo poo. And don't even try to say something about why I didn't get this or that done. You get what you get from me, worry about yourself. jesus
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the fish speakers are being deployed to your planet as we speak
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Code chungus
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my moms best friend was an ER nurse and one of the worst/funniest stories she ever told me was when they had a bariatric patient they had couldnt weigh on a normal scale. so they moved them on to some parachute silk, pulled them to the freight elevator, and weighed them on the loading dock scale
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A Buffer Gay Dude posted:in my experience fat guys get taken to the zoo for their mri machine how was it?
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Qurnah posted:how was it? 
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w8 no this one lmao
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Asproigerosis posted:Asproigerosis, your lovely attitude is really bringing down department morale for all of us working the cushy mon-fri day shift with 4 people in the dept and it's just outpatients all day. You need to start having a positive attitude, as you work 10-12 hours overnight with all the shitshow inpatients we leave for you from the day and you're by yourself with no help the whole time. get a new job op
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yogi bear: hey hey, boo boo boy, today is a good day for us to swipe some pick-a-nick baskets! boo-boo: i dunno yogi, ranger smith seems awfully mad today i really dont think we should cross him *schnorkles walks into the park, both bears stare in disgust as he passes them* yogi bear: id say ranger smith is gonna have his hands full today, but now i dont want any pick-a-nick baskets. i never thought id say this but im not hungry anymore!
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here's some 1990s guitar pop cover that I heard and thought was kinda fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgQH0-JbtXs
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*schnorkles runs by with a giant coiled bison turd in his hand with ranger smith in pursuit*
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Zisky posted:Happy Saturday nOice fuckin bare rear end
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I got it wrong, he was telling people Twitter was “really boring” and that his press releases were “much more elegant” lmfao They’re never going to let him back on Twitter and it will continue to drive him insane.
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