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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

the joke is that he doesn't really "get" eating wings right

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DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

That's what someone with their stomach stapled would say.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




cumshitter posted:

i had a fun time at the gay bar last night. one of the elder gays i know was like "no, don't sit here cumshitter. i cant deal with you tonight"

"huh?"

"i find you annoying."

"challenge accepted!"

and now he hates me more than ever lol

hmm i wonder if any of my gay friends from work have met you at a bar in LA. i should ask them if they know "CUMSHITTER"

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Glumwheels posted:

I got it wrong, he was telling people Twitter was “really boring” and that his press releases were “much more elegant” lmfao

They’re never going to let him back on Twitter and it will continue to drive him insane.

Just a big loving crybaby crying to speak to the manager of Twitter

Trumps only leverage to get back on was to threaten to make his own social media platform, with blackjack and hookers, and he couldn’t even keep it going for longer then a month

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Glumwheels posted:

I got it wrong, he was telling people Twitter was “really boring” and that his press releases were “much more elegant” lmfao

They’re never going to let him back on Twitter and it will continue to drive him insane.

banning the president from twitter effectively silenced him because he was too stupid to figure out how, as the most visible and documented living being on the planet, to get his message out

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

porygon did 9/11

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Wifey is gone so I am cooking a pizza and thinking of one of the worst posters here

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
How dare you talk about forums poster SsportLights like that.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Alec Eiffel posted:

Wifey is gone so I am cooking a pizza and thinking of one of the worst posters here



barron trump posts here??

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Dungp

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Christ almighty

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/sandibachom/status/1444388303541788672

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

i watch a little bit more of the dimetrodon tribute video each time i see it

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Alec Eiffel posted:

Wifey is gone so I am cooking a pizza and thinking of one of the worst posters here



Alec you're clearly jealous of Red Baron's hotwife

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

What did I even do to you alec?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

gently caress SNEEP posted:

hmm i wonder if any of my gay friends from work have met you at a bar in LA. i should ask them if they know "CUMSHITTER"

just shout really loud I'll tell you if you're close or not

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
You just posted “Dungp”

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
hahaha what the gently caress

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
i guess in 2001 the govt was hoarding all the good cgi for themselves

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


probably microwaved bullshit too. toss it in the trash

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

knotty boy

CredulousAtBest
Oct 4, 2020
My name is CredulousAtBest. Glenn Greenwald constantly owning me has resulted in my prodromal schizophrenia, so please be polite when you deal with psychotic breaks and kindly nod to my unintelligible tripe.

Origami Dali posted:

i guess in 2001 the govt was hoarding all the good cgi for themselves

Bush did Matrix Revolutions

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

:rip: crazycloud

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009


imagine being a third generation poster

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Origami Dali posted:

i guess in 2001 the govt was hoarding all the good cgi for themselves

there's an x-files scene where Deepthroat hands Mulder a photo, Mulder identifies the edits, and deeptgroat says wow we had our best people make that

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

alright whats his SA account

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Zisky posted:

Happy Saturday

Edit: nevermind gently caress u

hey than... wait :argh:

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Filthy Hans posted:

Alec you're clearly jealous of Red Baron's hotwife



:captainpop:

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Why is my dog so lazy?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Alec Eiffel posted:

Wifey is gone so I am cooking a pizza and thinking of one of the worst posters here



rude

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Filthy Hans posted:

Alec you're clearly jealous of Red Baron's hotwife


I can fix her















something better to eat

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

CredulousAtBest posted:

Bush did Matrix Revolutions

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science


leaving meetings suddenly for no good reason? modern day presidential

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


He just has to say the magic words in 2023 and he’ll be back as if he was never gone.

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Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Apraxin posted:

hahaha what the gently caress



haha wow uh

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