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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Megillah Gorilla posted:


But now I'm curious about this hook.


They were metal hooks made of brass (which has antimicrobial properties, apparently) that people carried around to avoid having to touch things during the pandemic.

I saw a handful in the wild. I thought they were just improvised until I found out they are an actual product.

https://www.amazon.com/PEEL-Brass-Keychain-Touch-Tool/dp/B08B45RRBK



edit: for GIF content:

Unperson_47 has a new favorite as of 21:24 on Sep 28, 2021

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Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Unperson_47 posted:

They were metal hooks made of brass (which has antimicrobial properties, apparently) that people carried around to avoid having to touch things during the pandemic.

I saw a handful in the wild. I thought they were just improvised until I found out they are an actual product.

https://www.amazon.com/PEEL-Brass-Keychain-Touch-Tool/dp/B08B45RRBK



edit: for GIF content:



I think that's the widget that Benny from the Olsen Gang is always carrying.

chglcu
May 17, 2007

I'm so bored with the USA.

mysterious frankie posted:

As an ex grocery clerk let me tell you that going out to get the carts was in my top five dogsbody activities, along with filling the dairy case, using the compacters to make trash cubes then using the pallet jack to wheel them out back, being the 40lb water softener salt bag stacker, and changing out the weekly sales items on the roadside sign. That person was good natured for putting the cart in the corral, but leaving them all over the place was just as good, if not better, because it gave me an excuse to be away from my supervisor and the customers longer.

E: I don't even know if the above comment is pursuant to what the two of you are discussing; I just like thinking back on my days moving things from one place to another for a iving while humming.

I just gagged at the mention of filling the dairy case. Brought back my 20 year old memories of having to do that in a tiny slick floored refrigerated room that permanently smelled of spoiled milk. I haven’t been able to make myself drink the stuff since, and even using it in cooking grosses me out a bit.

holttho
May 21, 2007


This soaking and jump-humping is just getting silly at this point.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/wPMvLLy.mp4

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Oh this one is going to get driven into the ground here.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

chglcu posted:

I just gagged at the mention of filling the dairy case. Brought back my 20 year old memories of having to do that in a tiny slick floored refrigerated room that permanently smelled of spoiled milk. I haven’t been able to make myself drink the stuff since, and even using it in cooking grosses me out a bit.

Checking creamer expiration dates in the rotten milk slime cave, rinsing gore out of the meat department after they go home for the day, emptying the old oil from the deli deep fryers into that tub of rancid grease by the dumpsters out back, pretty much anything involving garbage; the wise factotum, abandoning self respect, knows the path of Oscar The Grouch allows him the freedom to listen to super low quality mp3s burned to a cd-r on his discman in peace.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Unperson_47 posted:

They were metal hooks made of brass (which has antimicrobial properties, apparently) that people carried around to avoid having to touch things during the pandemic.

I saw a handful in the wild. I thought they were just improvised until I found out they are an actual product.

https://www.amazon.com/PEEL-Brass-Keychain-Touch-Tool/dp/B08B45RRBK



Ah, those things. Yeah, I had no drat clue what they were either when they first started appearing.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

They also make a version with a stylus tip so you can operate touch screens.

xiw
Sep 25, 2011

i wake up at night
night action madness nightmares
maybe i am scum

Cpig Haiku contest 2020 winner

mysterious frankie posted:

As an ex grocery clerk let me tell you that going out to get the carts was in my top five dogsbody activities, along with filling the dairy case, using the compacters to make trash cubes then using the pallet jack to wheel them out back, being the 40lb water softener salt bag stacker, and changing out the weekly sales items on the roadside sign. That person was good natured for putting the cart in the corral, but leaving them all over the place was just as good, if not better, because it gave me an excuse to be away from my supervisor and the customers longer.

E: I don't even know if the above comment is pursuant to what the two of you are discussing; I just like thinking back on my days moving things from one place to another for a iving while humming.

Yeah I barely remember most of my trolleyboy days but the absolute highlight of that whole job was when someone would phone up to report a cart a mile away from the supermarket and you'd spend half an hour going for a pleasant walk to hunt it down.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

xiw posted:

Yeah I barely remember most of my trolleyboy days but the absolute highlight of that whole job was when someone would phone up to report a cart a mile away from the supermarket and you'd spend half an hour going for a pleasant walk to hunt it down.

The other day I saw the small man that works at my usual grocery store. He was along the side of the road in his street clothes pushing a cart back to the store (apparently on his day off) and grumbling to himself.
That was bewildering, but he’s a weird guy anyway

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

mysterious frankie posted:

my top five dogsbody activities,


....dogsbody......?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



A person stuck doing scut work (crap jobs)

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

enigmahfc posted:

....dogsbody......?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

enigmahfc posted:

....dogsbody......?
Well according to Google, https://i.imgur.com/Frx96DC.jpg (mildly :nws:, unreasonably huge)

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

OwlFancier posted:

They also make a version with a stylus tip so you can operate touch screens.

They could probably be used as impromptu brass knuckles, too.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
As a one time retail manager, the days when the trolley guy called in sick were the WORST.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Happy Spooktober gif thread!


https://i.imgur.com/BAE5c0d.gifv

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Uj2kE3S.gifv

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



I don't return my cart because I don't provide free labor for corporations.

https://i.imgur.com/sj3iWo9.mp4

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Woolwich Bagnet posted:

I don't return my cart because I don't provide free labor for corporations.


Or make minimal effort to be prosocial to the other people that have to share the parking lot with you

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://i.imgur.com/4j8BESU.mp4

Kennel has a new favorite as of 18:48 on Oct 1, 2021

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



https://i.imgur.com/48KQ3jt.gifv

Barry Soteriology
Mar 1, 2020

This rules

Nucular Carmul
Jan 26, 2005

Melongenidae incantatrix

Woolwich Bagnet posted:

I don't return my cart because I don't provide free labor for corporations.


Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Woah, Diablo 2 Necromancer is piiiiiiissed.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Robobot posted:

Woah, Diablo 2 Necromancer is piiiiiiissed.

Its what you get when you don't spec into skeletons/golems

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Tt5GbRu.mp4

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

The Up sequel is in danger of going stale. I'm taking it to strange, new places.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Splatoon 3 baybee!

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Time for a Spoopy Favorite!

Sound and language
https://i.imgur.com/ePPr1G4.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/NSnpJzQ.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


:siren: Arachnophobia warning :siren:

https://imgur.com/gallery/ttyjIwl

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

:australia:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/imCVvqM.mp4

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


That is a sexy safe. The mechanisms on the inside must be amazing to look at.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

"Hi, this is the Lockpicking Lawyer and today we have..."

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Bluemillion posted:

"Hi, this is the Lockpicking Lawyer and today we have..."

*Opens it in 30 seconds with half a soda can and a stick of string cheese.

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