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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/FootyRustling/status/1442494636170399744?s=20

Love some top tier shithousery.

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Taylor was properly mental. He got caught banging a few different models at the same time when he went to NZ, using the same pet name of “long pins” for all of them lmao

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/fo...AGICKLFO2JCLWQ/

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Haven't seen Yohan Kebab in a long time

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

Taylor was properly mental. He got caught banging a few different models at the same time when he went to NZ, using the same pet name of “long pins” for all of them lmao

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/fo...AGICKLFO2JCLWQ/

Lol these text messages

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


His retirement was entirely preventable, since it was quite clear he wanted to stick around and keep playing, but the club wouldn't stop loving around, doing poo poo like ghosting him when he tried to negotiate a contract extension, and only offering a one-year deal when they finally deign to entertain contract discussions, despite him asking for something a little more long-term.

It's a real shame as well, since he made a genuine difference as captain, but the Wellington Phoenix stubbornly refusing to stop getting in their own way is why they'll always be a bunch of also-rans in the A-League.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1442952288553758722?s=21

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

edogawa rando posted:

His retirement was entirely preventable, since it was quite clear he wanted to stick around and keep playing, but the club wouldn't stop loving around, doing poo poo like ghosting him when he tried to negotiate a contract extension, and only offering a one-year deal when they finally deign to entertain contract discussions, despite him asking for something a little more long-term.

It's a real shame as well, since he made a genuine difference as captain, but the Wellington Phoenix stubbornly refusing to stop getting in their own way is why they'll always be a bunch of also-rans in the A-League.

i bet he wanted to stay after

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

Taylor was properly mental. He got caught banging a few different models at the same time when he went to NZ, using the same pet name of “long pins” for all of them lmao

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/fo...AGICKLFO2JCLWQ/

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Liam Brady with hair looks like a 90s kids TV presenter, it's remarkable.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


i never had an opinion on steven taylor either way until today but he’s a total boss, 100% respect for the lad

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Don't forget his legendary backpass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b88k1ZxDuQ

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
now that's using your head :mmmsmug:

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Newcastle has a habit of picking up very talented players who were absolute lunatics:

bowyer, l
https://youtu.be/u7_ygd9k24w

Barton, j
https://youtu.be/dovfYaQoPoY

Batty, d
https://youtu.be/jYwVr4_TWrA

japp stam once scored, whipped his shirt off and ran the length of the pitch, then kicked the poo poo out of some advertising hoardings resulting in a straight red, unfortunately I can't find the video on YouTube

Even big Al had his moments
https://youtu.be/C8fMbxLTpps

Taylors handball exploits were always brilliant

Get shot
https://youtu.be/vl3HnU0HOhk

Grab your nads
https://youtu.be/7M5a7Ia4ni4

Amazingly his cousin ryan Taylor as far as I know never got into any trouble and in my view had a better free kick than lamps or Gerrard
https://youtu.be/aIvtpDFwsaM

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Are you thinking of Ketsbaia with the advertising hoardings?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
I don't recall Barton ever being particularly talented.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


CyberPingu posted:

I don't recall Barton ever being particularly talented.
Hes just a poo poo jonjo shelvey

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

CyberPingu posted:

I don't recall Barton ever being particularly talented.

He is, however, a philosopher and a fashion icon.

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

Are you thinking of Ketsbaia with the advertising hoardings?

Oh poo poo I am, great shout - add him to the list

Stamm was absolutely mental enough to do that tho

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Good thread:

https://twitter.com/futbolfax/status/1443329936559800323?s=11

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Thanks, that was a good laugh.

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

very nice

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

Amazingly, everyone on the field is paid to do this

https://twitter.com/OutofContextUE/status/1443741122963156993?s=20

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
:norway:

https://twitter.com/jeradwalker/status/1443618246217768981?s=21

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Obligatory check-in on the status of Margaret Thatcher

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/efootball-2022-is-now-the-worst-rated-game-on-steam

Stolen from reddit:






frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade


lmao Worse than a DLC that - among many other catastrophies - broke your savegames. Impressive.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/konpakto/status/1443288329554911237?s=20

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

The Thing, starring David de Gea

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

phwoar, I thought she was gonna chip it over the defender but that's way more slick

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/AndyHa_/status/1443870836927119360?s=20

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

https://twitter.com/jackhatesmelol/status/1444299252801359878

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008



lmao

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013





lmao

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


https://twitter.com/forgottengoals/status/1444565099071614981?s=21

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/Zonal_Marking/status/1444603241862418433?s=19

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
I haven't seen Squid Game yet, so I think a lot of this week's one is lost on me.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




I've seen the show but it seems self-explanatory to me, it's just one of the scenes from the first episode, it's more about football than it is about Squid Game. You can probably imagine what the real version of the scene is like too. :commissar:

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Ohh yeah, I understood it, just reckon there's probably a few references in there that passed me by.

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

The only panel you might not get at all is the stag head one, but that is quite deep in the show.

The joke is that mazzari is bad and Watford have a stag on their badge.

Tbh just watch squid Game, you can watch it in 3 days with even a little effort.

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UnderFreddy
Oct 9, 2012

GEGENPOSTING

CancerCakes posted:

The only panel you might not get at all is the stag head one, but that is quite deep in the show.

The joke is that mazzari is bad and Watford have a stag on their badge.

Tbh just watch squid Game, you can watch it in 3 days with even a little effort.

the joke is also https://twitter.com/Matt_Furniss/status/1386595409494171648?s=19

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