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Medullah posted:The McRib isn't made from pork. Think smaller, with more legs. Spiders?
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RIBWICH https://comb.io/iXCtdR
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:I would avoid buying into a Boar market. not even boar's head butchered meats?
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Brokers want McDonald’sUr Getting Fatter posted:I would avoid buying into a Boar market.
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quote:If someone accidentally deposited millions of dollars into your bank account, what are the chances you would just return it? What if the person that sent it to you asked really nicely? https://gizmodo.com/crypto-company-accidentally-gives-users-90-million-po-1847782215
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Weatherman posted:Spiders? I always thought Krusty was referring to cockroaches with that one.
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that's like the one thing that will never go extinct
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Alan Smithee posted:https://gizmodo.com/crypto-company-accidentally-gives-users-90-million-po-1847782215 Ahh an unregulated anonymous platform is good for everoy because ... tater_salad fucked around with this message at 12:33 on Oct 2, 2021 |
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Alan Smithee posted:https://gizmodo.com/crypto-company-accidentally-gives-users-90-million-po-1847782215 "well, if you keep the money I'll make sure you have to pay ~taxes~ on it and dox your accounts!" Normal Person: "lol sure thing no problem" Crypto Hodler: "omg!!!! yes absolutely take back all this money please"
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its asking a lot, even with crypto nuts, to assume they won't figure out that uncle sam will take less than 90% of their ill-gotten gains and take that option
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Yes but you assume they won’t take significantly less money to own Uncle Sam
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CharlestheHammer posted:Yes but you assume they won’t take significantly less money to own Uncle Sam it's like the fairness experiment
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evilweasel posted:its asking a lot, even with crypto nuts, to assume they won't figure out that uncle sam will take less than 90% of their ill-gotten gains and take that option Also like, the 10% "commission" is also taxable, so by implying they won't report you to the IRS if you only keep 10% is also tax fraud. Publicly posted on Twitter by someone who says their location is "New York".
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pentyne posted:"well, if you keep the money I'll make sure you have to pay ~taxes~ on it and dox your accounts!" The average crypto hodler hates paying taxes. They will do anything to avoid realizing gains so they don’t have to actually pay taxes, because that hurts their personal number. Better to have a higher number on paper, than real usable currency with a lower number. It’s about half of what my crypto brain worm infected coworkers talk about. Bitching about potential taxes, and the crazy defi schemes they are getting into to avoid paying taxes and grow their holdings more.
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quote:Leshner threatened, it would be “reported as income to the IRS, and most of you are doxxed.” OH NO. A portion of the users may have to pay taxes!
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wouldn’t be surprised if a bunch of heavy crypto users generally wouldn’t like the government looking at their crypto account activities though, ‘ideals’ aside
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Medullah posted:The McRib isn't made from pork. Think smaller, with more legs. Crickets?
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evilweasel posted:its asking a lot, even with crypto nuts, to assume they won't figure out that uncle sam will take less than 90% of their ill-gotten gains and take that option But it'll put them in the next tax bracket 
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Calumanjaro posted:But it'll put them in the next tax bracket If they just declared themselves Sovereign Citizens, none of this would even be an issue. That’s the real Bad With Money. SovCit is a salve for all of Big Government’s ailments.
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What’s the quote about watches again? Something about “a Rolex means your concrete business is doing well, an Omega means your grandma is happy you graduated college”
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Found it using search:crazypeltast52 posted:In the archived watch thread, this popped up:
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Ah yeah that’s it, thanks!
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what does Swatch mean
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:what does Swiss chocolate watch mean
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:what does Swatch mean It means ‘well done you didn’t fall for any marketing bullshit’
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Xg1vVkIh8 First 15 seconds
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What does Casio F-91W mean?
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Heffer posted:What does Casio F-91W mean? Enjoy your time in Gitmo
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raminasi posted:Cripes, what did she do to alienate everyone she had to work with professionally? Make a decision, change your mind 2 weeks later, get annoyed that a) your service providers are doing the thing you asked them to, and not the new thing you just thought up and b) they are charging you the fees associated with what you asked for, and not what your fever dream brain thinks your new idea should cost. Then call them up with their manager on the line to berate them for an hour about this. Repeat for every single vendor and report, every month. Half of her team quit and one of the remainders attempted suicide. Even the water cooler guys fired us. Losing $0.3M in warrants was really just the tip of the iceberg there. BWM: Letting the CEO hire their personal friends for executive positions.
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Decoy Badger posted:Make a decision, change your mind 2 weeks later, get annoyed that a) your service providers are doing the thing you asked them to, and not the new thing you just thought up and b) they are charging you the fees associated with what you asked for, and not what your fever dream brain thinks your new idea should cost.  Never mix business and friendship imo
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85k lost, how do I maximize deductions?OP posted:Over the past 3 years of my horrible “investing” more like gambling trades on the stock market, i’ve amounted 85k in lost. Besides writing off 3k per year and stop trading, are there any other things i can do to hep myself like claiming single 9 on my taxes? Im not in debt and have a healthy retirement fund / emergency fund. The money i lost was all i saved over the last 4-5 years. quote:What the heck are you investing in? Since 2009 it's been drat near impossible to lose money in the stock market using broad market index funds/ETFs. OP posted:My friend introduced me to options right when I started to invest in stocks
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“OP” posted:My friend introduced me to options right when I started to invest in stocks I’m not sure that’s what I’d call a friend.
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Friend: Okay, here's what we do; I'll invest in these puts for the stock of this company no one's ever hear of and you invest in the corresponding calls. Either way we can't lose! OP: Sounds great!
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rufius posted:I’m not sure that’s what I’d call a friend. They put themselves in tht situation.
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tater_salad posted:They put themselves in tht situation. I mean I’m not saying they’re innocent in this. But like, I would not suggest to a friend they get involved with Options in the same way I wouldn’t suggest a friend start heroin. Like people should make their own decisions but you don’t have to endorse risky behavior without communicating the downsides.
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rufius posted:I mean I’m not saying they’re innocent in this. But like, I would not suggest to a friend they get involved with Options in the same way I wouldn’t suggest a friend start heroin. Like people should make their own decisions but you don’t have to endorse risky behavior without communicating the downsides. Can you lose your life savings faster with a heroin habit or by trading options? The BWM News Team investigates, tonight at 10.
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I was just making a pun.
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this is how I imagine it working for all the buttcoiners
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