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Smugworth posted:why am I not surprised this guy He had to tattoo a note on himself so he wouldn't forget
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 20:56 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Oh Just now realising that that's not John Hinckley Jr.
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 20:58 |
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Trading R. Kelly for Hinckley Jr is a pretty good trade considering Hinckley’s only crime was missing Reagan’s heart.
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 23:09 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Just now realising that that's not John Hinckley Jr. You’re thinking of Mark David Chapman.
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 23:12 |
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https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/28/r-kelly-second-chance-redemption-congressman-danny-davis-chicago/ Congressman wants to give him a second chance. I draw the line at offering that for kiddy rapists.
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 23:30 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Trading R. Kelly for Hinckley Jr is a pretty good trade considering Hinckley’s only crime was missing Reagan’s heart. I mean, that's bad enough.
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 07:18 |
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Cartoon Man posted:https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/28/r-kelly-second-chance-redemption-congressman-danny-davis-chicago/ I have resting picard face anymore
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 07:46 |
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This is the sort of thing that brings out the vengeful bloodlust within me and gently caress these fucks for making me have to feel that.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 16:24 |
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Cartoon Man posted:https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/28/r-kelly-second-chance-redemption-congressman-danny-davis-chicago/ This shitbag must be running for some kind of office, because that's the only reason one would do this. Technically wouldn't this be his third chance?
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 17:07 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us9hcIKwiRM&t=69s after reading these tweets this is all i can think about
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 17:21 |
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I see piss comin', I run. She saw piss comin', she stayed.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 19:03 |
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Ok everyone hold the gently caress up, let's first hear what Bill Cosby has to say on this matter before wait how am I not making this up https://www.bet.com/celebrities/news/2021/09/29/bill-cosby-r-kelly-verdict-comments-railroaded.html quote:Sometimes silence is indeed golden. In a Sept. 28 interview with the New York Post, a spokesperson for Bill Cosby said the comedian feels that the now convicted R. Kelly was “railroaded” in his recent sex trafficking trial.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 19:30 |
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that poor old r. kelly, fella just can't catch a break
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 19:31 |
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I'm garbage can Cosby, y'see. I like spouting my opinions, Rudeeeee
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 19:58 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:did anyone post parody lyrics to remix to ignition yet? The SiriusXM station I listen to the most still plays R. Kelly songs and any time Ignition comes on I start singing the Piss On You Remix from Chappelle's Show over it, because I have to. I can't not sing it. Dave Chappelle is a motherfucking hero for making those songs.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 20:52 |
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R. Kelly to Chappelle: "Man, how you gonna make a video about pissin' on people." Chappelle to R. Kelly: "Man, how you gonna make a video about pissin' on people?"
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# ? Oct 1, 2021 21:48 |
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more like Innocent Kelly
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 18:52 |
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Kabuki Shipoopi posted:This shitbag must be running for some kind of office, because that's the only reason one would do this. More like because R Kelly is rich and would pay out the rear end to get out. Some campaign donations or buying poo poo for his kids, the usual corruption.
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 19:04 |
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Hasn't R. Kelly been broke for awhile now? Pretty sure that's the entire reason he's going to jail.
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 19:31 |
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Anne Whateley posted:I get your point but you can't pretend to have forgotten Weinstein Does Kevin Spacey know where to hire assassins?
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 21:50 |
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Vengarr posted:Does Kevin Spacey know where to hire assassins? Dude he pushed that lady reporter in front of a subway train and then he was President. Pretty sure he doesn’t need to hire anyone.
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# ? Oct 3, 2021 02:41 |
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Regrettable posted:Hasn't R. Kelly been broke for awhile now?
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# ? Oct 3, 2021 03:13 |
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Coolguye posted:lmfao no In 2018 he said he released a song because he couldn't make rent, was evicted from two properties in Atlanta because he couldn't pay $31k in back rent, supposedly couldn't pay $161k in child support, and had an ex-landlord sue for his music royalties because he owed $171k in back rent in Chicago. This is all just the last 3 years. e: Oh, and according to court documents he owes the IRS $2 million in back taxes. Regrettable fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Oct 3, 2021 |
# ? Oct 3, 2021 04:02 |
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Rich people have the option to just stop paying people money they owe, there really aren't any consequences so long as the right people still get their money
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# ? Oct 3, 2021 04:10 |
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Rich people have the option to just stop paying people money they owe, there really aren't any consequences so long as the right people still get their money And then you no longer have money to give them so you finally face repercussions, which is what's happening now.
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# ? Oct 3, 2021 04:20 |
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Regrettable posted:And then you no longer have money to give them so you finally face repercussions, which is what's happening now. One of those points you mentioned directly conflicts with the narrative of him being broke and it’s pretty great that you posted all that and didn’t see it. How can he owe 2MM in back taxes without that being, at maximum, 35% of his income? That’s if every red cent he made was counted as regular income, the highest tax rate you could end up paying. To actually have it end up this way would mean that he is the dumbest motherfucker to ever earn a dime but it can give us an idea of how much he is making. The math there tells us that he made at absolute minimum 2MM / .35 = 5.71MM in that taxation time frame, absolute bare basic minimum. The idea that he “can’t make” 130k of rent is ludicrous. He chooses not to, because he thinks he is invulnerable. Just like he chose not to stop preying on children, because he thought his money and fame made him invulnerable. This is a very rich man who makes extremely poor decisions and is now paying for it. In social costs, not monetary.
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# ? Oct 3, 2021 09:03 |
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Coolguye posted:One of those points you mentioned directly conflicts with the narrative of him being broke and it’s pretty great that you posted all that and didn’t see it. I'm not gonna say anything one way or the other about him specifically being broke but uh, by already have not been paying taxes when he still was making money, that's how.
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# ? Oct 3, 2021 09:42 |
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They're called "back taxes" because you owe them on things that happened in the past. Otherwise they're just "taxes".
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# ? Oct 3, 2021 11:45 |
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Really odd way to describe the forum's donation feature when Lowtax owned the forums IMO
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# ? Oct 3, 2021 14:26 |
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I mean when you think about all he did was sexually exploit minors. Is that even a crime?
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# ? Oct 3, 2021 14:34 |
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runnypoops posted:I mean when you think about all he did was sexually exploit minors. Is that even a crime? mod alt account spotted
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# ? Oct 3, 2021 15:45 |
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gently caress him and all, but didn't he get like severe brain damage in a car accident and changed completely? Or something similar? Like he was * kinda* normal, car accident, then is now batshit?
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# ? Oct 3, 2021 16:55 |
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blight rhino posted:gently caress him and all, but didn't he get like severe brain damage in a car accident and changed completely? No, that’s Kanye.
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# ? Oct 3, 2021 17:03 |
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Fantastic Foreskin posted:They're called "back taxes" because you owe them on things that happened in the past. Otherwise they're just "taxes". Right, same definition for back rent and crap. Over whatever time period that tax bill ran up, he made at least 5.71 million. Probably a lot more, rich people are the ones who care about dodging taxes and poo poo so it would not surprise me in the least if his real income was double that or more. He chose not to pay a lot of that stuff, mostly because as a rich and famous person something like eviction doesn’t matter to him. He can go pretty much anywhere else he wants and get a place to sleep and abuse children because he’s R effin Kelly. It’s coming back to bite him now in various ways because he literally pissed a lot of that money away onto little girls. Period. Hard stop.
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# ? Oct 3, 2021 17:09 |
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The man is illiterate and, as you just said, makes extremely poor decisions that are now coming back to bite him. R. Kelly himself said he only had about $350k in the bank about a decade ago when he should've been worth about $100 million. e: That landlord I mentioned that originally wanted $170k from him managed to secure a $3.5 million judgement against him. Sony was forced to freeze his royalties and give $1.5 million to them. He also owes one of his victims $4 million. And his label dropped him in January of 2019 which is probably not something they would do if the thought he was still valuable in any way. So, going by your numbers we know he probably made around $6 million over a few years in order to owe that much in back taxes but he owed the IRS, his landlords, and just one of his victims nearly $10 million. Regrettable fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Oct 3, 2021 |
# ? Oct 3, 2021 17:18 |
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It’s the entire point that he’s gotten all this money is the point in my mind. This isn’t some swaggering techbro talking about how his app is gonna make him king of Silicon Valley, he actually made this money. We can agree that he has made more millions than the 99% will see in their entire lifetimes by the time he was halfway through and has actively chosen to make terrible and malicious decisions and even from a social capital perspective he’s easily one of the most famous (and therefore rich) people of the last 20 years. So he’s 1%er with money, at least a 1%er with fame, and we come in here and go “oh won’t someone please think of the poor broke rappers under legal indictment”? Laughable. Kelly is going down in spite of his millions and his fame, not because they’re suddenly absent.
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# ? Oct 3, 2021 17:53 |
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Keep kicking those goal posts down the line. You balked at the idea that he's broke, then did some math to try to prove it but now you're talking about his social value to cover up the fact that you were wrong and he already lost/spent it all and is in massive amounts of debt.
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# ? Oct 3, 2021 18:02 |
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blight rhino posted:gently caress him and all, but didn't he get like severe brain damage in a car accident and changed completely? R Kelly loving married Aaliyah when she was 15 years old, no, none of the poo poo you're describing ever happened
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# ? Oct 3, 2021 18:07 |
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I'm surprised I never heard anything about Timmy Mallet when the UK was investigating the skeletons in the closet.
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# ? Oct 3, 2021 18:11 |
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MrQwerty posted:R Kelly loving married Aaliyah when she was 15 years old, no, none of the poo poo you're describing ever happened the crazy thing to me is how that's even a thing, like child brides are totally legal in america if the parents are on board, so that basically means rich dudes + lovely parents = completely legal pedophilia. At some point you kind of wonder why they bother going through other routes, they can just do it in the open if they feel like it.
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