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SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Automatic Slim posted:

If you've ever been lucky enough to have gone to a function at the White House, the in house food and catering served there is
outstanding. One of the best culinary experiences ever. Knowing that and looking at this picture is doubly insulting. It's slap in the face of the high standards of the White House staff and a reminder of the willfully lowered standards of this orange doofus. It's hard to tell if this a wink and a nudge to "real" Americans or he's this tasteless.

If I'd been in the same spot i'd have refused to go anyways. There is no way I could be in the same room with that poo poo smear of a president

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I like that he didn't loving know what he unleashed. More morons.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Alan Smithee posted:

lmao i just noticed Melania staring off into space

She's just there for eye candy and she knows it

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Goodpancakes posted:

Trumps base isn't gonna care if he dumps Melania. The religious nuts actually tolerate hypocrisy in power extremely well. Now if he married a black woman...

The wedding ceremony would be like watching Nazis open the Ark while Fred Trump's body would spin like an airplane propeller in his grave

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



Ithle01 posted:

Hold on, I thought King Salman is the guy in the middle?

I was confused cause he is, but now I get it.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

TK8325 posted:

I was confused cause he is, but now I get it.

At first I thought the joke was Trump is king salmon due to that tanning spray

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





my lol before i sleep: remember during the 2016 election the GOP/trump threatened that if clinton won there would be taco trucks on every corner..

and clinton still lost. lmao.

edit: lmao there's a wiki article about it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taco_trucks_on_every_corner

Strong Sauce fucked around with this message at 10:58 on Oct 4, 2021

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Imagine thinking that was a threat, /swoon

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

And an unintelligible empanada truck on every street!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRGMAW1wzQ8

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

When is the next US major sport grand final?

Coz I want to see the bitter tears and rage when, say the Sacramento Kings, or whoever gladly and happily accept their invitation to go to the White House. As opposed to the multiple sportspeople/teams that refused to go and meet Trump.

I remember at least one NBA team didn't want to go, and I think an NFL team declined an invitation and then were publicly disinvited by the orange crybaby as well.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
Is Trump the worst president ever?

He was real bad, but he wasn't Trail of Tears bad.

Edit: I'm a little sad I'll never get to read a school history book about this time.

Beachcomber fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Oct 4, 2021

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
https://twitter.com/StephenM/status/1444789777270808585
When you've got people like Stephern Mitler defending you, you should really be taking a long hard look at your choices in life.

Of note too is that they consider this harrassing but people storming the capitol was just "petitioning their government".

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
January 6th was “petitioning the government” and also “lefties in disguise”.

Much like sexual harassment is both cause for impeachment and just locker room talk.

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Goddamn clumsy fingers.

Clearly her fingers have become clumsy because of her husbands vax. Add it to the list along with her noodle legs!

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

God do I wish Steven Miller would trip down a staircase made of knives.

Bertha the Toaster
Jan 11, 2009

Whybird posted:

what do you think Theresa May was

Some kind of barely functional robot?

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

God do I wish Steven Miller would trip down a staircase made of knives.

Agreed. I’d even settle for him getting the same treatment we gave other nazi leaders in Nuremberg.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

I just suggested that someone dunk stephen miller's nazi rear end into a toilet and my Twitter account got immediately disabled, lol

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






mono posted:

I just suggested that someone dunk stephen miller's nazi rear end into a toilet and my Twitter account got immediately disabled, lol

99% of tweets from that Liz Harrington shithead is just copy/pasting material from someone who is banned from Twitter with nothing added but Twitter has never even responded to a single one of my reports

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Beachcomber posted:

Is Trump the worst president ever?

He was real bad, but he wasn't Trail of Tears bad.

Edit: I'm a little sad I'll never get to read a school history book about this time.

id say he is probably worst last 50 or so year president/20th century with hoover and Harding. i think Buchannan and Andrew Johnson still beat him though.


Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/StephenM/status/1444789777270808585
When you've got people like Stephern Mitler defending you, you should really be taking a long hard look at your choices in life.

Of note too is that they consider this harrassing but people storming the capitol was just "petitioning their government".


the dude is legit 2nd goebbels and i hope he ends the same loving away. the dude was always a selfish bigoted piece of poo poo according to most of his family. i mean the dude ran for high school president basicaly making GBS threads on janitors and being racist.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
lol, he's definitely dying

https://www.thedailybeast.com/omarosa-says-its-time-for-trump-to-come-clean-about-his-health

quote:

Omarosa: It’s Time for Trump to ‘Come Clean’ About His Health

Last week, a New York arbitrator ruled that ex-President Donald Trump’s nondisclosure agreement with his former White House aide Omarosa Manigault Newman is unenforceable—and it sounds like she’s ready to use that freedom. Speaking to Rev. Al Sharpton on MSNBC Sunday, the former Apprentice star hinted that Trump isn’t being honest about the state of his health and urged him to speak up. Asked if she thinks Trump will run in 2024, she said: “I’m really more concerned about the fact that Donald Trump hasn’t come forward and talked about his health... I don’t know if he will even be healthy enough to run in 2024. I think he needs to come clean to the American people about where he is on that before deciding to get into a very stressful and strenuous race for the White House.” Trump, who’s yet to announce if he’ll seek another term, will be 78 in 2024.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Todd "legitimate rape" Akin died, legitimately hopes he rots in hell

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

haljordan posted:

Todd "legitimate rape" Akin died, legitimately hopes he rots in hell

lmao imagine this being your obit

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Todd Akin is getting legitimate raped in hell by the long horned flaming dick of the devil.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

BrigadierSensible posted:

When is the next US major sport grand final?

Coz I want to see the bitter tears and rage when, say the Sacramento Kings, or whoever gladly and happily accept their invitation to go to the White House. As opposed to the multiple sportspeople/teams that refused to go and meet Trump.

I remember at least one NBA team didn't want to go, and I think an NFL team declined an invitation and then were publicly disinvited by the orange crybaby as well.

If I’m remembering correctly, this already happened when Tampa Bay won the Super Bowl. Tom Brady (who actually had a MAGA hat in his locker at one point) had declined Trump’s invitation to the White House in 2019 but accepted Biden’s.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

mono posted:

lmao imagine this being your obit



that's a lol

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007


Isn’t Omarosa the one who said Trump's enemies would bow down to him? The Apprentice contestant who Trumfp fired and she turned on him? Lol.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Automatic Slim posted:

Isn’t Omarosa the one who said Trump's enemies would bow down to him? The Apprentice contestant who Trumfp fired and she turned on him? Lol.

If Trump offered her a job today she'd take it in a nanosecond, just a completely broken famewhore with zero principles

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

bird with big dick posted:

Todd Akin is getting legitimate raped in hell by the long horned flaming dick of the devil.
:nws:
https://i.imgur.com/omy7jtW.png

bird with big dick fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Oct 4, 2021

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Alan Smithee posted:

lmao i just noticed Melania staring off into space
All these years later and all the times I've seen that picture and I also only noticed her after she was pointed out a couple pages back. :sad:

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

bird with big dick posted:

Todd Akin is getting legitimate raped in hell by the long horned flaming dick of the devil.

Thankfully, he doesn't have to worry about becoming pregnant from the devil's seed!


...or does he?

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

Frank Frank posted:

If I’m remembering correctly, this already happened when Tampa Bay won the Super Bowl. Tom Brady (who actually had a MAGA hat in his locker at one point) had declined Trump’s invitation to the White House in 2019 but accepted Biden’s.

Lol, and he dunked on Trump along with Biden. Apparently, Trump is obsessed with Brady too so he definitely raged into a McFish that day.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Brady's maga hat disappeared the second a reporter asked about it but you know he voted for trump in both elections

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

haljordan posted:

Brady's maga hat disappeared the second a reporter asked about it but you know he voted for trump in both elections

I wouldn't be surprised if he voted for Biden. He definitely voted for Trump round one, but him loving up COVID probably seriously hosed with both his money and his ability to do rich people poo poo.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/clairecmc/status/1444979227711967243?s=20

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

Omarosa also claimed to have Trump saying racial slurs on tape in ~2018? She never produced them. I have no doubt that Trump does use slurs and is in poor health but this is Omarosa.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







Lmao what an incredibly stupid thing to say. "He had awful, terrible beliefs but he REALLY believed them!!"

I can understand not wanting to tweet "gently caress him I'm glad he's dead" but this statement is almost worst

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Why do people say this and think it's a compliment regardless of who it is or what those beliefs are

Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Hitler sure did fight for what he believed in! So principled

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Rest in piss and poo poo, Todd Akin :yeah:

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explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


"You gotta admit, that terrible piece of poo poo really believed all the stupid crap he talked about therefore I like him"

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