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facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

fosborb posted:

in DC house hunting this past week and the covid surrender flag memorial on the mall was incredibly loving weird



there's people just milling about in the field of flags. I guess there are little notes on them? people taking selfies like theyre gringriches at auschwitz

That should just be a ticker like that US debit sign

E:

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fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
I liked when someone dug up old getfiscal helldump posts and he had to do a big apology for his SA days

or am I thinking of kfile lol too many

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

fosborb posted:

I liked when someone dug up old getfiscal helldump posts and he had to do a big apology for his SA days

or am I thinking of kfile lol too many

kfile was a goon?

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


mystes posted:

Is this person an idiot or trolling?

lol

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

facetoucher cat posted:

That should just be a ticker like that US debit sign

it should! someone updated it every day at least. it was at 700k yesterday.

i heard the surrender monument was surrendering even harder and it was all supposed to be taken down today

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Mask nerd content!

https://twitter.com/masknerd/status/1445044630479855626?s=21

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

mystes posted:

Is this person an idiot or trolling?

lol

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

fosborb posted:

it should! someone updated it every day at least. it was at 700k yesterday.

i heard the surrender monument was surrendering even harder and it was all supposed to be taken down today

Lol if updating the death count was your job

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
Also, 21 hours post 3rd vax and I'm simultaneously feeling like Fry on 100 cups of coffee and feeling like I'm on that dose of drugs they give you pre surgery. My BP is 153/110 and heart rate is 55 and I spiked back up to 100.2°

Lmaoooo gently caress this I'm going to buy some plants

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020


i;m no longer thinking about thos covid

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

facetoucher cat posted:

Lol if updating the death count was your job

you have to put up the big numbers and then grab that many little white flags and start walking, just darting them straight into the ground as they go, like surveyors

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
*death number flags guy, garfieldishly* I hate Thursdays

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

3M FOR THE WIN!

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 368 days!
I was a member of some of the most active facebook covid horse paste groups and I wonder how they're handling things rn :ohdear:

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life
Good news guys! COVID is over. We beat it!

https://twitter.com/MonicaGandhi9/status/1445074382666153984?s=20

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
cant remember why getfiscal was permad, was it some lf drama?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

facetoucher cat posted:

Also, 21 hours post 3rd vax and I'm simultaneously feeling like Fry on 100 cups of coffee and feeling like I'm on that dose of drugs they give you pre surgery. My BP is 153/110 and heart rate is 55 and I spiked back up to 100.2°

Lmaoooo gently caress this I'm going to buy some plants

we tried to warn you about the vaxx bro

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

fosborb posted:

in DC house hunting this past week

aren't all the homes in DC at least 1m+

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

actionjackson posted:

aren't all the homes in DC at least 1m+

DC [30 mile area]

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



COVID IN FULL RETREAT, CAN BERLIN BE FAR BEHIND? BUY PATRIOTCOIN

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003


[going down rollercoaster's first hill]

"yeah this ride is over"

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
and lol trying to pick between MD and VA on who's going to have the better covid response next year

at least either choice will be far better than IA

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

:hai:

Tzen fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Oct 4, 2021

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

"Once everyone is vaccinated this will be over"

Most vaccinated place in the country:


Yeah seems totally over

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.



woah, someone get this info on the news

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


flash forward to me in my apartment. I open up my fridge to find fauci's severed head inside, covid behind me machete in hand. music sting, roll credits

Soap Scum
Aug 8, 2003



i dared to post on r/coronavirus that china has, in fact, contained covid successfully in the face of delta

can't believe i touched the poop but i couldn't stop myself

the result was someone asking how "winnie the pooh's" rear end in a top hat tastes

good arguments over there

Cyber Punk 90210
Jan 7, 2004

The War Has Changed

Vishass posted:

They let us ride on his motorcycle too.

Dang, sorry about your cool grandpa having a total square for a grandkid

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Soap Scum posted:

i dared to post on r/coronavirus that china has, in fact, contained covid successfully in the face of delta

can't believe i touched the poop but i couldn't stop myself

the result was someone asking how "winnie the pooh's" rear end in a top hat tastes

good arguments over there

like honey?

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I urge all my friends to get vaccinated, defying fate. covid proceeds to kill everyone one by one via ridiculous rube goldberg hijinks

Soap Scum
Aug 8, 2003




not sure but judging from the context i would guess it is at least covid free so that's alright i guess unless you're very sex shamey or whatever

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Soap Scum posted:

i dared to post on r/coronavirus that china has, in fact, contained covid successfully in the face of delta

can't believe i touched the poop but i couldn't stop myself

the result was someone asking how "winnie the pooh's" rear end in a top hat tastes

good arguments over there

they're just asking because they can't taste anything anymore

Soap Scum
Aug 8, 2003




oh and sorry if you already know this but 'winnie the pooh' is supposed to be a derogatory slang reference for xi jinping

Soap Scum
Aug 8, 2003



Buck Wildman posted:

they're just asking because they can't taste anything anymore

haha gently caress i should have said this

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://mobile.twitter.com/disneyplus/status/1445012074996781066

love Fauci he's done such a good job. thank you hero.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Just checked DC's vax rate out of curiosity and lmao 62% even at the heart of the federal government where you'd think compliance would be the highest. Canberra, for comparison, is at 93.4% first dose despite major delays in supply.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Soap Scum posted:


the result was someone asking how "winnie the pooh's" rear end in a top hat tastes

Nobody gets stuck that much by accident

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
I want to get off Mr. Covid's Wild Ride

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

from that linked article,



Covid's two-month cycle
"or some other unknown factor"
Covid optimism
natural immunity

lmaooooooooooo

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Rauros
Aug 25, 2004

wanna go grub thumping?

better tweets plz

https://twitter.com/fitterhappierAJ/status/1444810538958180352?s=20

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