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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Cavauro posted:

listen. pants on fire. the bird i seen was a magnolia. theyre every fuckin where

Those drat maggies!! The ones with really light streaking in the fall always trick me at first and I think it's something real great.

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chamois
Oct 24, 2010

lmao thinks for letting us know all those dudes loving suck too. i assumed it was just kraft and the boys

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
ESPN needs to die

jesus gently caress

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
how does the nfl manage to be so lame

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Fast Food Fun Question:

Which restaurants exists less where you are?

1) Burger King

2) Arby's

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Chinatown posted:

ESPN needs to die

jesus gently caress

Don’t worry they are committing suicide

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Kawalimus posted:

Those drat maggies!! The ones with really light streaking in the fall always trick me at first and I think it's something real great.

I'm disappointed in you. All birds are great and valuable. I think I speak for everyone when i say that bird racism has no place in these distinguished forums

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
ESPN's broadcast would be more interesting if it was just an Open GPT-3 script trained on coachspeak and Grudenisms

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it seems like a bad idea to associate cancer with a football catch

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
I'm proud to be illegally streaming this game because gently caress ESPN

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?
Flag on the commercial, taunting cancer. First down Carcinoma!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Black Sunshine posted:

I'm proud to be illegally streaming this game because gently caress ESPN

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Chinatown posted:

ESPN needs to die

jesus gently caress
Yeah, this is the first time I’m watching the Monday night game and these announcers are loving heinous. It’s amazing how they just, consistently manage to hire the most incompetent, drivel-spewing buffoons imaginable:

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Rick posted:

I hate one of these announcers...so much...but I'm not sure which one it is.

I thoroughly dislike Steve Levy if that helps

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Black Sunshine posted:

I'm proud to be illegally streaming this game because gently caress ESPN

:hai:

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

intercept cancer

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Robnoxious posted:

Fast Food Fun Question:

Which restaurants exists less where you are?

1) Burger King

2) Arby's

Burger King probably but they have closed more places than they have opened the past five years.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

oh hey it’s Ferrell….

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
lol the first great play of the season from Ferrel and he only got it because of a facemask

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

I feel like there's a flaw in the design of some of these running plays

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Eckler just boomed that dude back 3 yards

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Ferrell has major bust energy.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
If you can't bring back the Manning-cast for a few weeks have some other guys just sitting around bullshitting.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Didn't he just say to target Arnett like 10 seconds ago?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
This game is going to end 7-0.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Play posted:

I'm disappointed in you. All birds are great and valuable. I think I speak for everyone when i say that bird racism has no place in these distinguished forums

I like pretty much all of them. It's a false dislike that's only in this context.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Grittybeard posted:

If you can't bring back the Manning-cast for a few weeks have some other guys just sitting around bullshitting.

Bring in the McCown bros. Next man up mentality!

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

Ferrell has major bust energy.
he is. should’ve been Allen

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

whos that broooown posted:

Didn't he just say to target Arnett like 10 seconds ago?

target him in the passing game, not target his health

but yeah it's consistent because he's the weak link but whoever replaces him is a weaker link

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Kawalimus posted:

I like pretty much all of them. It's a false dislike that's only in this context.

where do you, personally, rank the macaw

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Lol an audible gently caress on a TV broadcast will always make me smile

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Grittybeard posted:

If you can't bring back the Manning-cast for a few weeks have some other guys just sitting around bullshitting.
I rather hear Shaq, Gretzsky and Kevin Hart bring the banter.

And I hate Kevin Hart's voice.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Woah, I just saw that receiver raise his hand to the crowd after that huge catch, that's clearly taunting refs!!!

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Tom Sellout posted:

Bring in the McCown bros. Next man up mentality!

I'd be to distracted by Josh's perfect hair to watch the game.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Kawalimus posted:

I like pretty much all of them. It's a false dislike that's only in this context.

that's good to hear. i knew that wasnt like you. next time you see a magpie i expect you to personally apologize though

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Grittybeard posted:

If you can't bring back the Manning-cast for a few weeks have some other guys just sitting around bullshitting.

Wilfork and Joe Thomas discussing the game and BBQ

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Herbie!

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Chucktesla posted:

I feel like there's a flaw in the design of some of these running plays

Slow developing AND poorly disguised! The double threat.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


:fork: ?

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Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

"SHOW ME YOUR LIGHTNING BOLT! " ~ Lee "Hacksaw" Hamilton

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