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the "being able to intimidate kids" thing is less because they're young and more because they don't have free agency or contracts or any sort of union to protect them. also most college coaches (including saban post-miami) don't browbeat their players, because it's just as demotivating to young people as it is to pros. it's a very old school mentality and pretty outdated to what college football coaching is actually like you'll still get hardass disciplinarians but people tend to wash out of those programs pretty quickly and they don't recruit as well. the idea of "college coach is a bully that can't connect to grown men because he can't intimidate them" is pretty outmoded; in a lot of cases most college coaches are college coaches because they can develop talent quickly and consistently even as they cycle through it which isn't as much of an advantage in the nfl where you don't have huge gaps in athleticism or extremely variant team composition or dramatically different playbooks all of which is to say that meyer is losing because the jags are a bad team that doesn't have a lot of superlative talent and there's no clever schematic advantage that would cover that up. him not connecting with the players isn't great but it's no different than, say, adam gase, as opposed to some fundamental inability to understand the minds of professional athletes.
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oh my god lmao this whole urban thing is gonna be even better than i thought. I figured he'd just lose a lot then run away in disgrace to some college program but this poo poo is already going well off the rails
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wow how dare that succubus use her butt in such a way! his poor fingers!!!
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Forrest on Fire posted:Urban is a recruiter who knows how to sell a future to an 18 year old and his parents. That's a totally different animal from scheme design and NFL success. Beyond that he's also a CEO type of coach who has always relied heavily on his coordinators and assistants. And that list right now is Darrell Bevell, Brian Schottenheimer, and Charlie Strong for some reason (Charlie worked with Urban before at least so I get the connection even if it doesn't seem wise, dunno how he settled on the others). And Joe Cullen who I don't know much about.
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Oct 4, 2021 22:48
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Zach Thomas should have gone through with beating the poo poo out of Nick Saban when he was with the Dolphins, if only so we could go hey remember when Zach Thomas beat Saban's rear end lmao
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Oct 4, 2021 22:54
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I mean you got to give Urban credit, he’s funny bad instead of blandly bad
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Grittybeard posted:Beyond that he's also a CEO type of coach who has always relied heavily on his coordinators and assistants. So who's the front runner for interim coach when he drops out? It's got to be Bevell, right?
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Oct 4, 2021 23:45
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Little Coach Urban Drank up his bourbon, Rubbing a nice lady's thighs; He put in his thumb, And pulled out a plum, And said, "'Every week is like playing Alabama"
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CharlestheHammer posted:I mean you got to give Urban credit, he’s funny bad instead of blandly bad Yeah so far the best things are this and every college reporter saying "Urban won't take losing well" being very accurate.
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Oct 4, 2021 23:53
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Listen now, what Coach Meyer does in public with honky tonk angels is no business of ours. Why, who among us
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I'm really confused by that maneuver though. what is he expecting to do to that nice ladys butthole through her jeans
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Oct 5, 2021 00:28
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Meyer got caught doing a different type of pre snap motion
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Oct 5, 2021 00:31
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What I'm learning here is I need to become an NFL head coach.
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Oct 5, 2021 00:35
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ESPN did actually cover the urban thing on NFL countdown. They seemed more focused on the not flying back with the team part but I appreciate randy moss just laughing at how dumb Urbans been so far at the jags.
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J33uk posted:What I'm learning here is I need to become an NFL head coach. Well first, be an insanely successful college football coach, THEN take the NFL reigns.
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Oct 5, 2021 01:33
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some people, even ITT, have an insatiable appetite for butthole through jeans
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In case you need a reminder https://twitter.com/zach_goodall/status/1445190962335166466
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Oct 5, 2021 01:58
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That's not really much of a list and includes like... getting hired... signing a player in the off season... releasing a player in camp... naming a starting qb...
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refusal to do* the obvious *state
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:That's not really much of a list and includes like... getting hired... signing a player in the off season... releasing a player in camp... naming a starting qb... The Tebow poo poo is absolutely a key part of the NFL Urbz story because it’s just another sign that he would rather have his guys in the system and gently caress around with a guy who literally hasn’t played football in half a decade. Tim Tebow isn’t just “a player”, he’s one of Urban’s favorite people but he’s also spent 5 years as a baseball player and tv analyst so even if he was in athletic shape he was a guy in his 30s who was really rusty and shouldn’t be getting any sort of attention from NFL teams and that’s before considering that even when he was in prime NFL condition he played a completely different position and not well enough to stick around the league for more than a few years My theory was that he was signed to act as Urban’s eyes and ears in the locker room because none of the other guys have any real allegiance to him beyond being a coach and he already pissed off the vets with the Doyle hire DC Murderverse fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Oct 5, 2021 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:That's not really much of a list and includes like... getting hired... signing a player in the off season... releasing a player in camp... naming a starting qb... The Doyle thing was real bad and pretty inexcusable followed by an obvious public lie even if it's 'only' a S&C coach.
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Oct 5, 2021 02:38
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Is this what you people mean by hot seat?
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Oct 5, 2021 02:40
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Penetrating the A gap
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Oct 5, 2021 02:43
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Urban Meyer is just this guy, y'know.
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Now here's a guy not afraid to get his hands a little dirty.
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https://twitter.com/mlombardiNFL/status/1445369107310944260
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lol why would anyone want urban meyer to coach their nfl team
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Oct 5, 2021 13:47
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Urban Meyer is definitely feeling a burning sensation right about now and also his head coaching job is in jeopardy
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Oct 5, 2021 13:47
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Urban's a total buffoon of course and I'm extremely here for this. But it must really be something to sit in Closed Door Meetings being berated for embarrassing the franchise by the people responsible for the last 20 years of Jaguars decision making.
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Oct 5, 2021 14:08
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Another name for the list of guys who should have just quit while they were ahead.
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Oct 5, 2021 14:12
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Michael Lombardi just makes poo poo up 90% of the time but I choose to believe him here because this would be hilarious.
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Oct 5, 2021 14:14
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I'd be sort of surprised if he wasn't done and they are just arguing about contract stuff. It's an opening (haha) for all parties to cut bait and the stuff about him skipping team flights is way more damning than the onfield performance of a rebuilding team. e: Oh I didn't see that it was Lombardi well
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https://twitter.com/MikeSilver/status/1445403404327600135?s=20 https://twitter.com/MikeSilver/status/1445403410434600983?s=20 https://twitter.com/MikeSilver/status/1445403412275810318?s=20
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Seems like a more legitimate source than Lombardi. Holy poo poo, he might actually get canned after less than a full season lmao
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Oct 5, 2021 16:12
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I would pay a lot of money to see urban hear a group of athletes laughing at him as soon as he left a room. Gonna need a golf cart full of papa John’s to get over something like that.
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Oct 5, 2021 16:14
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This is going just as well as all the TFF Florida and Ohio State fans expected lol
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Oct 5, 2021 16:14
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Incredible, a vote of confidence after 4 weeks https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1445406896865873928?s=21
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Oct 5, 2021 16:15
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The high point of Urban's NFL career will quite literally have been a cameo in an AEW PPV.
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Oct 5, 2021 16:15
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Week seven bye week. He’s gone after they get crushed by /checks notes Miami? Oh.
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I predict he's not going to make it to the bye.
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