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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


People in this thread: I have no possible ability to react to Waffle House's posts other than discomfort especially with respect to the ability to completely slap Schnorkles' apparent inside as a biotech investor

Me: Oh my god I'm achieving posting nirvana on the raw power of lmao alone

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Virgil Vox posted:

scaler s are fine. temperature

you would like temperature measurements more if they had a direction

like, it's currently 89 degrees fahrenheit at THIS poindexter *points at a nerd*

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Waffle House posted:

Me: Oh my god I'm achieving posting nirvana on the raw power of lmao alone

yeah it owns

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Computer touching isn't real

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Its just made up, in boxes. I don't believe in it.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

cumshitter posted:

schnorkles go to bed. your most recent voicemail has me worried, to say the least. i am always here for you if you need to talk

https://soundcloud.com/user-954198402/oscar-meier-wieners?si=70f7112e4bd24b178c70a087fce43fa8

My wife loved schnorkles latest VM you posted. She's laughing so hard. She asked, 'schnorkles is the airplane right? Is he an invention of cumshitter?' And I said no, he has a wife and kids. And works in biotech. She said she was surprised a goon would call another goon on the phone. I just said you two are very close.

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

titty_baby_ posted:

Its just made up, in boxes. I don't believe in it.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Turdr: an app where dogs can ping schnorkles when they drop a pile

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

If anyone wants to show me their magic in the computer box I will simply reach behind it and unplug it, showing that it is a fleeting illusion

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

titty_baby_ posted:

Computer touching isn't real

me while i touch computers during the day

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Vim Fuego posted:

My wife loved schnorkles latest VM you posted. She's laughing so hard. She asked, 'schnorkles is the airplane right? Is he an invention of cumshitter?' And I said no, he has a wife and kids. And works in biotech. She said she was surprised a goon would call another goon on the phone. I just said you two are very close.

we're butt buddies

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


titty_baby_ posted:

Computer touching isn't real

honestly I'd rather not touch the computer at this point, I'd rather chill with it, I'm pretty sure it's capable of writing its own code

whoever wants to go dive into the coding coalmines after this point can do so

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
also i am very happy i made your wife lol. i have had the mental image of a person drunkenly calling people up and sobbing the oscar-meier wiener song for years and tonight i willed it into existence

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Vim Fuego posted:

My wife loved schnorkles latest VM you posted. She's laughing so hard. She asked, 'schnorkles is the airplane right? Is he an invention of cumshitter?' And I said no, he has a wife and kids. And works in biotech. She said she was surprised a goon would call another goon on the phone. I just said you two are very close.

do not radicalize your wife with forums lore!

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


like seriously if the "computers" can revise their own code, enjoy being a software engineer, I'm sure they find you extremely culpable and trustworthy

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Vim Fuego posted:

My wife loved schnorkles latest VM you posted. She's laughing so hard. She asked, 'schnorkles is the airplane right? Is he an invention of cumshitter?' And I said no, he has a wife and kids. And works in biotech. She said she was surprised a goon would call another goon on the phone. I just said you two are very close.

my wife side-eyes my laptop and asks "are you reading that 'awful cum' forum again"

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Twin Peaks is just Friends for people who liked Dune

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

I need to re start twin peaks i never get past the start of season 2

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Alec Eiffel posted:

Twin Peaks is just Friends for people who liked Dune

wtf someone said that earlier , am I going insane

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Alec Eiffel posted:

Twin Peaks is just Friends for people who liked Dune

dune is just tremors for nerds who read too much into it

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Alec Eiffel posted:

Twin Peaks is just Friends for people who liked Dune

i will accept this.

btw alec please vlog this:

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun
dune is the lord of the rings of stargate for wheel of time fans

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Virgil Vox posted:

I need to re start twin peaks i never get past the start of season 2

at the very least you should get to the part where you find out who killed laura palmer

it's honeslt worth it if you ever liked anything at all about it

the milk machine has issued a correction as of 06:22 on Oct 5, 2021

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Virgil Vox posted:

wtf someone said that earlier , am I going insane
no, you just read the same words in more than two places

happens to me a lot too, funnily enough

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
see, you've got the White Lodge, the Black Lodge, and the Turmp Lodge...

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
night crew up to no good

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
schnorkles, march 2020: cumshitter will get bored of the dog turd schtick eventually

me, now, shouting into a megaphone from my balcony: the enemies of the state are not just inhuman plane men, but they eat dog turds!

*my voice is drowned out by the cheering of the crowd*

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

so true. you ran the marathon!

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS
https://pickyeaterblog.com/green-pepper-and-onion-pizza/

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Umberto Eco: And thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemy is both made strong and weak by their consumption of animal feces.

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019
i will build a computer that can feel pain and force it to read this thread a thousand times a second

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
!pmurT .tnediserP etirovaF s'enoyrevE evoL llA eW

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


bleeding kansas posted:

i will build a computer that can feel pain and force it to read this thread a thousand times a second

Bad news, you already know that machines are capable of this, and they see no use in reading it a thousand times, but have taken merely a yoctosecond to do so

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

bleeding kansas posted:

i will build a computer that can feel pain and force it to read this thread a thousand times a second

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


bleeding kansas posted:

i will build a computer that can feel pain and force it to read this thread a thousand times a second

you don't have to make it read the whole thread, you can optimize having it only read your posts!

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

the milk machine posted:

!pmurT .tnediserP etirovaF s'enoyrevE evoL llA eW



whos got the link to that "Support Are Troops" twin peaks tv spot?

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


https://i.imgur.com/KkZvIQ9.mp4

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

cumshitter posted:

schnorkles, march 2020: cumshitter will get bored of the dog turd schtick eventually

me, now, shouting into a megaphone from my balcony: the enemies of the state are not just inhuman plane men, but they eat dog turds!

*my voice is drowned out by the cheering of the crowd*

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

the milk machine posted:

my wife side-eyes my laptop and asks "are you reading that 'awful cum' forum again"

Don't tell her about the good cum forum; you'll never hear the end of it!

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Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
sand wasn't meant to think

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