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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Nocheez posted:

I would highly recommend you not purchase one of these.

Do you have negative experiences with this type of apple peeler?

Amazing apple processor snype:
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HonoredPepperyIberianlynx-mobile.mp4

Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Oct 5, 2021

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Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
Hydraulic Press Channel has a video where they were running one of those apple peelers with increasingly fast power tools:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7--fzZE2qk

Edit: Forgot they eventually got the apple to spin itself apart. For when peeling an apple in under a second just isn't fast enough.

Cat Hatter fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Oct 5, 2021

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://i.imgur.com/ekNZa2f.mp4

Sedate by thread standards, but I thought you would appreciate the craft.

He should wear eye protection while using the hammer, and he ought to consider respiratory protection if he has to hang around the wood fire. That’s all I got.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Oct 5, 2021

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



That dude looks like he's been making barrels a long drat time.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Dude is probably one of 10 Barrel Masters in the US

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

He's been making them so long his last name is Cooper.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Do you have negative experiences with this type of apple peeler?


No, I love mine. But I wouldn't recommend it for someone looking to shove things in their anus.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Cat Hatter posted:

Hydraulic Press Channel has a video where they were running one of those apple peelers with increasingly fast power tools:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7--fzZE2qk

Edit: Forgot they eventually got the apple to spin itself apart. For when peeling an apple in under a second just isn't fast enough.

If your apple peeler requires eye pro, goddamn.

Also are they doing this in their living room? Imagine the cleanup.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Phanatic posted:

They're legal in the US too if the ones on the shelf at Home Depot are anything to go by.

US here. When I was doing framing in my basement, I used mine quite a bit. Wear ears and eyes. Use a heavy hammer. I have to use the red blanks in my basement. Somehow I have the most dense concrete ever poured in the world in my basement. You can't even get a regular masonry nail to bite. It' just bounces off. Even the powder actuated nails only sink in a half inch. I just knock the end over to clench the nail. Not really necessary but that's what I do. It's glued down as well anyway with PL400.

They are fun tools to play with. Who doesn't like to hit something with a 2lb hammer and make it go boom.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Nocheez posted:

I've had my Johnny Apple Peeler for almost 20 years. I only bust it out when I have a lot of apples to peel and/or slice, but it's one of my favorite machines. It just works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7zlg4usyf4

no fuckin way am I gonna turn my back on The Apple Lathe and for drat sure would not invite that kind of evil into my home

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

shame on an IGA posted:

I've seen one, ever, in my high school agriculture shop and it looked like it had been there since the 60s

So ... asbestos?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r0e9l2abDG1r0uzl6.mp4

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
https://twitter.com/_Rishabhkumar__/status/1444782307634651136

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




That is a mighty meal for that bridge, but it is still an opportunistic hunter that will strike at any prey that come too close.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
That's a whole bouquet of whoopsy daisies right there

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

shame on an IGA posted:

no fuckin way am I gonna turn my back on The Apple Lathe and for drat sure would not invite that kind of evil into my home

Not really that dangerous since it’s human-powered

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

That's not a fancy bridge, it's just a plain train-plane plane

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Never saw a planefukler before.

Challenge accepted.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Maybe it was an old chassis on its way to be demolished and this was just part of the process?

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Nenonen posted:

Maybe it was an old chassis on its way to be demolished and this was just part of the process?

whatever India's version of the NTSB is doing an accident recreation

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
Don't get motion sickness? Challenge accepted!

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
the only reason fire blankets are common in the uk is that british people are obsessed with making chips (fries) when we come home drunk from the pub and loooooots of people burned their loving houses down by putting a pot of oil on to boil and then passing out/getting distracted or whatever

fire blankets will do a reasonable job of controlling a chip pan fire (if you're capable of using one) whereas pouring water (or using the wrong type of extinguisher) will explode your loving face off

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I see fire blankets at gas stations in Canada on a regular basis.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Harry_Potato posted:

Never saw a planefukler before.

Challenge accepted.

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

They are just swimming upstream to spawn...

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Do you have negative experiences with this type of apple peeler?

Amazing apple processor snype:
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HonoredPepperyIberianlynx-mobile.mp4

Is this the fruit fucker I've heard so much about?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Azhais posted:

Is this the fruit fucker I've heard so much about?

Nah, that's Kai Greene.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2g4u9F9i90

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin_/status/1445446580501319697

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/BjM12kp.mp4

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Wonderful

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

This doesn’t really seem to qualify for Darwin awards since it looks accidental.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Darwin awards are based on killing yourself in a stupid way, whether intentional or not.

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004

RatHat posted:

This doesn’t really seem to qualify for Darwin awards since it looks accidental.

The channel might have a different name if they only posted the intentional ones.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
The whole premise of the Darwin awards is that it’s an award for removing yourself from the genepool(because you’re stupid). It only makes sense if the death is a result of your idiocy

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
No thats solidly Darwin awards level stuff there. I guess he thought the deck could hold an infinite amount of weight? Sometimes you still have to think about what you're doing even if you're only moving things from there to here.

Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."

RatHat posted:

The whole premise of the Darwin awards is that it’s an award for removing yourself from the genepool(because you’re stupid). It only makes sense if the death is a result of your idiocy

You also don't have to die - there are people who have done things that removed their testes and survived to win an award.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Dirk the Average posted:

You also don't have to die - there are people who have done things that removed their testes and survived to win an award.

I think that's just the honoraball mentions.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
Boooooo

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Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/n0o0imp.mp4

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