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deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

Bape Culture posted:

Footballers can’t even rape alone

A universal truth.

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Bape Culture posted:

Footballers can’t even rape alone

Kinda makes me wonder if there are other footballers that are raping without a buddy and aren't getting caught

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Bape Culture posted:

Footballers can’t even rape alone

When you walllkkkk.

Through a storrmmmm

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

CyberPingu posted:

When you walllkkkk.

Through a storrmmmm

:golfclap:

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

You'll Never Wank Alone

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


TheRat posted:

You'll Never Wank Alone

You'll never stalk alone... stalk on

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Bape Culture posted:

Footballers can’t even rape alone
The team that rapes together
stays together

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1448280601384177667


i liked this part a lot

quote:

The events date back to when Hernández and his wife, Amelia Lorente, had an altercation in the middle of the street. The court had sentenced both to 31 days of community service and prevented them from approaching or communicating with each other by any means for 6 months. Both ignored this, and decided to go on a honeymoon.


:lol:

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Woodenlung posted:

The court had sentenced both to 31 days of community service and prevented them from approaching or communicating with each other by any means for 6 months. Both ignored this, and decided to go on a honeymoon.
That's a lotta nope from me, at least based on my experience having a loving stupid cousin who got into a fistfight with her boyfriend, that resulted in a fractured eye socket amongst other things, and she ended up marrying him.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Keeper decides to blame one of his outfield teammates for a goal, gets himself sent off

https://twitter.com/BBCSPORTNI/status/1449456681134526465

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
Should I be more surprised that he did that or that they actually carded him? That's loving wild.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
It's no surprise they carded him - violence is violence whether it's directed at your team or the opposition.

Have a classic #cans moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd0dtRoLFdI&t=727s

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

pik_d posted:

Keeper decides to blame one of his outfield teammates for a goal, gets himself sent off

https://twitter.com/BBCSPORTNI/status/1449456681134526465

Lol at the guy playacting to get his own teammate sent off

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/FootbalIForAlI/status/1450126596380270600

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Idgi

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat

This might not be the most honest Twitter account:
https://mobile.twitter.com/FootbalIlForAlI/status/1450195099271536641

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

lmao, alright

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat
If it makes you feel any better, AWB will somehow end up in police custody sooner rather than later.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013





Did you share this as a serious post

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

Did you share this as a serious post

It was shared with me and I thought it was real. Shameful, I know.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

The TraffordCast episode on this should be spicy

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
Was he arrested for impersonating a defender?

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

Masonity posted:

Was he arrested for impersonating a defender?

Def wasn't match fixing.


:catstare: at Eric Dier

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Joey Barton apologises for comparing Bristol Rovers displays to Holocaust

Someone must have asked him how it felt to be in charge of the Gas and he's taken it the wrong way

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

the sex ghost posted:

Joey Barton apologises for comparing Bristol Rovers displays to Holocaust

Someone must have asked him how it felt to be in charge of the Gas and he's taken it the wrong way

This reminds me of one my all time favorite articles and urls: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/apr/19/wayne-hennessey-is-desperate-to-learn-about-the-nazis-roy-hodgson-crystal-palace

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Wayne He-nazi

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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the sex ghost posted:

Joey Barton apologises for comparing Bristol Rovers displays to Holocaust

Someone must have asked him how it felt to be in charge of the Gas and he's taken it the wrong way

I just loving lol'd so hard at this

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

Holy gently caress I can't believe I forgot about this

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
you guys remember that time ronaldinho purposefully got sent to prison so he and his band of prison friends could win the futsal tournament

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

tbp posted:

you guys remember that time ronaldinho purposefully got sent to prison so he and his band of prison friends could win the futsal tournament

They won a pig

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

CyberPingu posted:

They won a pig

That qualifies as a trophy.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Ah hello Pele

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

CyberPingu posted:

They won a pig

i was wondering where my wife went lol

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Eric Cantonese posted:

That qualifies as a trophy.

Figo might beg to differ.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
parklife

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013





I REBUKE YOU

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!
:lol: why did he have CV FORWARD on copy/paste?

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Sturridge is such a colossal wasteman

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Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth
so he wants a good barber but wont pay for it? sounds like a cheap piece of poo poo

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