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Victis
Mar 26, 2008

Aardvark! posted:

I'm looking at Brazilian pizzas again. It's like comfort food. comfort anti food porn



I'd chomp this one. I think. The eggs(?) are kinda weird

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crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

It looks freezerburnt

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

It looks freezerburnt
That's because that pizza is the ninth circle of hell.

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

It looks freezerburnt

Couscous? Tripe? Freezerburn? That's the joy of this pizza. It's a surprise with each bite!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



knuthgrush posted:

It's a surprise with each bite!

A full realization of what the Italians were aiming for when they designed the first pizza :italy:

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Victis posted:

I'd chomp this one. I think. The eggs(?) are kinda weird
Looks like deviled eggs, but the filling went through a blender before getting piped in -- and they just put the paprika in the blender too and didn't sprinkle any on top.

Also there's a layer of something white-ish underneath the filling, that's weird

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i think those might just be normal hard boiled un-cored eggs with a dollop of brazilian Orange Pizza Sauce TM

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

quote:

It looks freezerburnt

does this pizza no longer load for anyone else? :thunk: i noticed suddenly a random selection of images i've been linking from google's hosting are no longer appearing on the forums as of 5 minutes ago

e: nevermind! it was affecting both my phone and computer (cell and wifi respecftively) but just fixed. maybe a google server hiccup

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Aardvark! posted:

does this pizza no longer load for anyone else? :thunk: i noticed suddenly a random selection of images i've been linking from google's hosting are no longer appearing on the forums as of 5 minutes ago

e: nevermind! it was affecting both my phone and computer (cell and wifi respecftively) but just fixed. maybe a google server hiccup
your computer is trying to protect you

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

corn and catfood, my favorite!

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Aardvark! posted:

i think those might just be normal hard boiled un-cored eggs with a dollop of brazilian Orange Pizza Sauce TM

Yea, those are just sliced super-boiled eggs with orange stuff plopped on top. The pale layer under the orange is the yolk.

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
The eggs look a bit like the vegan 'eggs' that Wagamama add to some of their dishes. They're made out of coconut and ruin otherwise good food.

Real eggs on pizza can be delicious, as found on a florentina.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Behold the mightyest crust ring I have ever seen from "Pizza Da Cheff" in yes, brazil.



I don't think its their creation though because this is what their customer photos look like

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

shadow puppet of a posted:

I don't think its their creation though because this is what their customer photos look like


I never thought I could recoil in horror from photos of pizza but this thread continues to disprove that

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


looks like rats :(

Barudak
May 7, 2007


Hello, Mestre? Yes, I'd like to order half broccoli half filth pizza

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Barudak posted:

Hello, Mestre? Yes, I'd like to order half broccoli half filth pizza

What? Eww, no; I just want half cat poo poo on the pizza, the other half broccoli.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

Hello, Mestre? Yes, I'd like to order half broccoli half filth pizza

And don't skimp on the giant toenail clippings this time!

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Left half looks like on of those AI generated "name one thing in this image" pics.

Green peppers? Eggplant? Olives? Not sure on any of it :geno:

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

broccoli and dead mice, my favorite!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

shadow puppet of a posted:

Behold the mightyest crust ring I have ever seen from "Pizza Da Cheff" in yes, brazil.



The crust is the worst part of the pizza.

"Let's make the pizza half crust!" - Brazil

edit: I'm not posting that second pic because that's sewer pizza quality.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I know I've claimed to like garbage food from time to time, but that's not what I meant

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Pennywise the Frown posted:

The crust is the worst part of the pizza.

:wrong:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

shadow puppet of a posted:

Behold the mightyest crust ring I have ever seen from "Pizza Da Cheff" in yes, brazil.



I don't think its their creation though because this is what their customer photos look like



powerwell vs font of sorrow

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




Looks like the delicious Eastern European eggplant salads my Ukrainian boss brings in but on a pizza it doesn’t work

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Day of the dead pizzas are here!!!





Halloween edition:


Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

I deplore the Eye Of Terror Pizza

Inepta Lacerta
Nov 20, 2012

.
Really quite silly indeed.

Rev. Melchisedech Howler posted:

Real eggs on pizza can be delicious, as found on a floor.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Aardvark! posted:

please allow the name of the restaurant to serve as a content warning











Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

.... why?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Interracial couples are fairly common these days and no longer taboo.

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

pizza the hut deserves happiness too!

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen



I'd spread it out, but salami and olives(they didn't go crazy with the amount) sounds pretty good right now.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

shadow puppet of a posted:


I don't think its their creation though because this is what their customer photos look like


Look this is just bad lighting, adjust the white balance and increase the contrast a bit and you'll see it's a perfectly normal fine pizza.


shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO



Mods I am requesting a thread ban for Pizza Kardashian over here.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015


Weddings are already ridiculous wastes of time and money, you should at least have fun with it.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

That way no one can tell if someone spills any of the wedding dinner on it.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



It's not even a question. Literally.

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