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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

I'm just going to assume those are nunchucks, order a pair, and just go to town on all the invisible ninjas in the yard.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Nearly all of their footage is people on a court already who could just practice actually serving.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
It seems like a useless gadget when presumably if you’re practicing tennis you already own a tennis racquet. Which brings us back to the other, obvious use for it…

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/AmbJohnBoIton/status/1445532343804960778?t=_KropYAyjGDZqkBWF4F_tg&s=19

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug

HerStuddMuffin posted:

It seems like a useless gadget when presumably if you’re practicing tennis you already own a tennis racquet. Which brings us back to the other, obvious use for it…

It's most likely a weighted thing to help strengthen/tone the muscles used for serving, and also work on fluid motion/control for muscle memory. No idea if it's actually effective. It's similar to how some baseball players use weighted balls when warming up.
Yup, that sounds dirty as well.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Barry Bonds went the opposite direction.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
I'm not sure if this fits - it might actually be NWS but just doesn't look it.



You want one? It costs 1390 euros, have fun!
https://www.finnishdesignshop.fi/taide-taidelasi-vulpes-punaselka-420-145-p-11446.html

Melaneus
Aug 24, 2007

Here to make your dreams and nightmares come true.

"No! It is absolutely not a sex toy! What's it called? Oh, the 'Serve Master'. Why are you giving me that look?"

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




This thread has definitely warped my brain.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


That is some serious difference in sizes, may want to get checked out. Also love the jewelry.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It has many uses. MANY uses. :mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRKP5f0emuA

(I'm pretty sure it's a scam)
Okay so I clearly don't play, but I predicted people would just end up hitting themselves with those things. Certainly didn't know what it was. Seems like a ball tied on a string would work, and serve as a chew toy.

Well if we're headed down this road...


And for the big boys

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Zil posted:

That is some serious difference in sizes, may want to get checked out. Also love the jewelry.
Listen, that's just how tits work

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Just yank it like you're starting a lawnmower!
I really want to find that thread...

quote:

Blood and tears... and a little bit of poop.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Finally, a buttplug for Beyblade enthusiasts

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Cartoon Man posted:



This thread has definitely warped my brain.

I dated this girl in college.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

Okay so I clearly don't play, but I predicted people would just end up hitting themselves with those things. Certainly didn't know what it was. Seems like a ball tied on a string would work, and serve as a chew toy.

Well if we're headed down this road...


And for the big boys


Those are things that go in stools right, like between the legs?

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Karate Bastard posted:

Those are things that go in stools right, like between the legs?

Depends on your timing, really.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Karate Bastard posted:

Those are things that go in stools right, like between the legs?
Not if you clean first.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
It’s cold as tits in your freezer.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Nenonen posted:

I'm not sure if this fits - it might actually be NWS but just doesn't look it.



You want one? It costs 1390 euros, have fun!
https://www.finnishdesignshop.fi/taide-taidelasi-vulpes-punaselka-420-145-p-11446.html

Well, if you're not sure if it fits, just relax, have another go, and let us know how it went.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Nenonen posted:

I'm not sure if this fits - it might actually be NWS but just doesn't look it.



You want one? It costs 1390 euros, have fun!
https://www.finnishdesignshop.fi/taide-taidelasi-vulpes-punaselka-420-145-p-11446.html

The queer beveled glass fox toy jumped in the brown cock hole.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Inceltown posted:

The queer beveled glass fox toy jumped in the brown cock hole.

This is real painful sounding.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



tribbledirigible posted:

This is real painful sounding.

Every sounding is painful.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Inceltown posted:

The queer beveled glass fox toy jumped in the brown cock hole.

This is missing a 'z'.

Ballistic Anomaly
Dec 29, 2008

Nenonen posted:

I'm not sure if this fits - it might actually be NWS but just doesn't look it.



You want one? It costs 1390 euros, have fun!
https://www.finnishdesignshop.fi/taide-taidelasi-vulpes-punaselka-420-145-p-11446.html

Finnish glass art is great for this thread.


Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

The Imp of Nipples posted:

This is missing a 'z'.

brown cock holez then

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
It was a million to one shot doc.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Berry nice

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


You okay there Bloop? I'm noticing a trend here.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zil posted:

You okay there Bloop? I'm noticing a trend here.

The algorithm of life thinks I need pictures that Look Like Tits for some reason

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Karate Bastard posted:

Those are things that go in stools right, like between the legs?

The name for that is a stretcher. So in a sense, yes.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

Karate Bastard posted:

Those are things that go in stools right, like between the legs?
Well, Karate Bastard, I like your sarcasm because indeed they are handheld self defense tools, like mini wood batons but used differently, from the Koga Institute.

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019




from https://twitter.com/RetroNewsNow/status/1446308391907991555

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I miss the old days of every Halloween costume just being a plastic smock with a picture of the character printed on it and a badly painted mask made of plastic so thin it would cut your lips if you tried to talk while wearing it

Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.

flavor.flv posted:

I miss the old days of every Halloween costume just being a plastic smock with a picture of the character printed on it and a badly painted mask made of plastic so thin it would cut your lips if you tried to talk while wearing it

Those aren't sexy!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

Well, Karate Bastard, I like your sarcasm because indeed they are handheld self defense tools, like mini wood batons but used differently, from the Koga Institute.

Haha I was going to just keep punning but that's just too drat funny.

Cop1, side-eyeing partner's locker: Uhh... So you're into that stuff too huh?
Cop2: Yeah. And you?
Cop1: Yeah.
Cop3, who made a typo in Bing: Wow yours are really small! (Pulls out huge black yoga mat roll)

Cop4, seizes the distraction and hits Cop3 on the head: *Dong*

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 07:09 on Oct 8, 2021

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Coward posted:

Those aren't sexy!

Not with you wearing it but I don't think that is on the costume.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



just wear the shirt without pants, thats always sexy

socks optional

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