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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Out of frame is the scraps of the porch swing that bird has already dissembled. That video is the bird deconstructing the last piece.

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Chard
Aug 24, 2010





bird stole my pickup move

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Chard posted:

bird stole my pickup move

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Not enough people realise that parrot tongues are actually thumbs

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Chard posted:

bird stole my pickup move

You tongue your own nut to impress dates? :stare:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

I have videos set to not autoload in the awful app, so I had to click through to imgur, and loving lol that it made me confirm I was over 18 to watch it

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Phy posted:

I have videos set to not autoload in the awful app, so I had to click through to imgur, and loving lol that it made me confirm I was over 18 to watch it

lol! Noice!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Phy posted:

I have videos set to not autoload in the awful app, so I had to click through to imgur, and loving lol that it made me confirm I was over 18 to watch it

Which means there is either a huge prude imgur mod or AI detection has gotten a bit scary.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Well I know how I'll be practicing now.


https://i.imgur.com/h9mhpMX.mp4

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Zil posted:

Which means there is either a huge prude imgur mod or AI detection has gotten a bit scary.

AI was already scary (not the scifi way but the slow grind way)

that said i think youre right

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006

mobby_6kl posted:

Well I know how I'll be practicing now.


https://i.imgur.com/h9mhpMX.mp4

*plop*

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xkj4XqaynU

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.


this is like the scene in Jurassic Park where the raptor figures out a door handle

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
hmm yes a raptor madly tonguing a door handle

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


it's that time of the year again!
vote for your favourite Aussie birb

https://twitter.com/GuardianAus/status/1442245541480615939

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Why is it not letting me vote for emus, this election is rigged

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


The emu’s know what they did :colbert:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Helith posted:

The emu’s know what they did :colbert:

So does everyone else. No one has forgotten we lost the war with them.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
So yesterday, Aliexpress said,”hey! You might like this!” And Aliexpress was correct.


So I searched google for other plastic arms to stick on pet birds.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUM1x6mrXoE

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmvK6jKa_0g

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Raptors In Flight: Striking Portraits by Mark Harvey Frame Birds of Prey on the Hunt

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

https://twitter.com/foxfeather/status/1442911766355185671?s=20

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



The borb lord.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



:sound:

https://i.imgur.com/WF7Jo4X.mp4

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

I love this musical peanut

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://mobile.twitter.com/JenKatWrites/status/1444867711142711296

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

oh wow, a good and proper bird wife! :wotwot:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

"We need Walnut to mate, but she only displays to Chris."

Chris: "... I've got an idea. Get me some crane cum."

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Chris is a brave man.

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


Sadly, he is also a cheater. :(

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/style/wp/2018/07/23/feature/the-crane-who-fell-in-love-with-a-human/ posted:

That also means Walnut’s rare genes are no longer in danger of dying with her, which is why, in 2008, a crane named Amanda stole Walnut’s title as the most genetically valuable crane in captivity. Like Walnut, Amanda had few relatives and no offspring, so she was sent to SCBI to see if Crowe could work his magic again. He succeeded, so then he was sent another difficult female, a young crane named Wucheng.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

chris crowe, crane fuckboi

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
"Babe babe babe, stop throwing up at me, I'm trying to preserve our culture!"

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/n0KE8Yf.mp4

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

What’s the story on this? Did the owl get hit by a car and get oil when it rolled into the curb?


Edit, found it!

https://blog.theanimalrescuesite.greatergood.com/injured-owl-gets-bath/



The owl pulls up its skirt to run:

https://youtube.com/shorts/fvWwhCaOyaE?feature=share

Bored has a new favorite as of 23:20 on Oct 5, 2021

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I don't know why owls got the reputation for being smart. They all look very "no thoughts, head empty" to me.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

RoboRodent posted:

I don't know why owls got the reputation for being smart. They all look very "no thoughts, head empty" to me.

lucky

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

RoboRodent posted:

I don't know why owls got the reputation for being smart. They all look very "no thoughts, head empty" to me.
They were smarter before DDT bimbofied all the raptors.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

RoboRodent posted:

I don't know why owls got the reputation for being smart. They all look very "no thoughts, head empty" to me.

The wise man (owl) knows that he knows nothing.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

RoboRodent posted:

I don't know why owls got the reputation for being smart. They all look very "no thoughts, head empty" to me.
I volunteered at the local aviary for a couple years. Owls are, indeed, rather dumb compared to other birds. As one of the aviculturists put it, "they don't have to be smart, just sneaky."

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

RoboRodent posted:

I don't know why owls got the reputation for being smart. They all look very "no thoughts, head empty" to me.

They always equate owls to looking like scholars. Now think of college professors and other people who are life long students. I gots no degree, but I daze out and think of nerdy science stuff all the time.

Also, people who just look at a still image of an owl don’t get the benefit of watching owls be dorky.

And I’m still very pleased that I got to witness my screech owl friend’s mate cursing under his breath when he thought he was landing on a twig but it was actually a stiff vine growing off of a tree and it couldn’t hold his weight.

I don’t think she got to witness his mistake.

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