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Vintage Valiant (Aug. 17, 1947)
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 13:19 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 18:22 |
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Nancy 1946
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 13:35 |
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Hell yeah two Katwins. Maybe. Hopefully they won't be in each other's kickass way.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 13:39 |
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Next week - Suspense! is a pretty good one.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 13:45 |
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Doomykins posted:"We own the building and the business, you moron. You didn't inherit it as the last employee. All you've done is made it easier for us to cut you off even harder. We can send an intern to sit there physically if we have to. Are you alright? Are you mentally well, should you have a caretaker watching you right now?" I can't wait for the Pizza Monster to show up!
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 14:01 |
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Breaking Cat News Phoebe and Her Unicorn Wallace the Brave Curtis
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 14:07 |
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fondue posted:Thank you so much! She's been knitting and sewing baby clothes for months, and seeing a tiny sock gave Val the determination to sail across the Atlantic to rescue her. Yes.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 14:09 |
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Green Intern posted:She's been knitting and sewing baby clothes for months, and seeing a tiny sock gave Val the determination to sail across the Atlantic to rescue her. Yeah sorry, I didn't see fondue's post before. Aleta is tired because she's pregnant. Part of the reason Katwin insisted on coming with Val for the rescue is she already knew this.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 14:38 |
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Medenmath posted:Yeah sorry, I didn't see fondue's post before. Aleta is tired because she's pregnant. Part of the reason Katwin insisted on coming with Val for the rescue is she already knew this. And I think when the rear end in a top hat kidnaper slapped her, and tiny clothes fell out of her outfit, that proved to the crew she was pregnant, and made most of them realize oh gently caress, Val is really not gonna give her up.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 14:55 |
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That dude in Crankshaft is like "You're not profiting off our paper anymore, now you own nothing!" but as already pointed out the company owns the paper, meaning they own the building and everything in it. So they own quite a bit, meaning they can sell off all the stuff in the building as well as the building itself, meaning yes, they can continue to profit off the paper, at least for a little while. And if Crankshaft was written by someone who wasn't a hack, that is exactly what the rich guy would say to him. This is just so incredibly loving stupid.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:01 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:And I think when the rear end in a top hat kidnaper slapped her, and tiny clothes fell out of her outfit, that proved to the crew she was pregnant, and made most of them realize oh gently caress, Val is really not gonna give her up. Ulfrun and co were invited, or am I misremembering? And then Ulfrun decided to kidnap the host's daughter-in-law, and suddenly this little party jaunt the crew had been on turns into a kidnapping flight across the ocean, and whatever happens, they'll never see their friends and families again.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:04 |
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Wife stealing is just how royalty does. They probably originally thought at the worst they would get away with "boys will be boys, some of you are dead now swear allegiance to your new lord". Then they learned they were involved in kidnapping the unborn heir to the throne and poo poo got rather more annihilatory.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:13 |
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riderchop posted:Heathcliff poo poo, really? *gets out bee razor*
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:23 |
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Aleta has very good taste in servants.goatface posted:Wife stealing is just how royalty does. They probably originally thought at the worst they would get away with "boys will be boys, some of you are dead now swear allegiance to your new lord". Then they learned they were involved in kidnapping the unborn heir to the throne and poo poo got rather more annihilatory.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 15:37 |
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Bizarro The Family Circus The southerners have stolen the Sun from us, and even now they are carting their prize homeward. However, I have a plan to retrieve it. It will take some months to execute, but in the end, I swear the Sun shall return to the northern skies!
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 16:39 |
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Doomykins posted:"We own the building and the business, you moron. You didn't inherit it as the last employee. All you've done is made it easier for us to cut you off even harder. We can send an intern to sit there physically if we have to. Are you alright? Are you mentally well, should you have a caretaker watching you right now?" This is the part I can't get over. They didn't buy you, idiot, they bought assets. You have over three decades of lived experience on me, Tom, but somehow you still don't understand how capital operates or how its momentum can not be impeded. The next dozen-plus comic should be a searing rebuttal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35DSdw7dHjs But, as you and others have guessed, the very wealthy man will be reduced to a fool, somehow, and the old man will make the default drat Dan Davis smugface in response.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 17:14 |
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JethroMcB posted:This is the part I can't get over. They didn't buy you, idiot, they bought assets. You have over three decades of lived experience on me, Tom, but somehow you still don't understand how capital operates or how its momentum can not be impeded. I wish that it was as easy as the plucky Boomer meeting the CEO face to face, giving him a piece of his mind and everyone living happily ever after. But this isn't Hollywood. It's the reality of late-stage capitalism that you're just a cog in a machine that doesn't give two shits about you, your job, or whatever you did at this hometown paper.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 17:18 |
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JethroMcB posted:This is the part I can't get over. They didn't buy you, idiot, they bought assets. You have over three decades of lived experience on me, Tom, but somehow you still don't understand how capital operates or how its momentum can not be impeded. "By god, you're right! I'm renaming the paper to Lisa's Loudspeaker immediately, and you will only cover the most worthy of stories. The manpain of Les Moore."
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 17:26 |
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:I wish that it was as easy as the plucky Boomer meeting the CEO face to face, giving him a piece of his mind and everyone living happily ever after. But this isn't Hollywood. It's the reality of late-stage capitalism that you're just a cog in a machine that doesn't give two shits about you, your job, or whatever you did at this hometown paper. The reality is this guy would never have made it past the doors because he doesn't have the right kind of badge
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 17:34 |
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We can't see the trail of security staff bleeding out in the hallway leading up to the office.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 17:46 |
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Docks Retail Popcom
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 17:50 |
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Darthemed posted:
"OW OW!" is so hilariously understated for having your legs shot out by a machine gun.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 18:08 |
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F Minus Mark Trail Mary Worth "Of course, you mean which chew toys dogs prefer." "No." The Phantom It's all clearly laid out in this chart! Pooch Cafe Rex Morgan MD Andertoons Apartment 3-G
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 18:41 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:Arlo and Janis Classic (January 8, 2000) 2018 Spiderman 1979 comics Locher Tracy Origins of the Small Text Pretty much any Origins with a bunch of text in it has at least one Gocomics comment complaining that they can't read it, and I guess the person curating these noticed(but can't get Gocomics to just host a larger image). Footrot Flats The Lockhorns Mandrake Johnny Hazard 90s Overboard
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 19:00 |
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Friend memories!Murdstone posted:Rex Morgan MD "We should respect his wishes and let him move on with his life." That was close, something almost happened.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 19:01 |
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Murdstone posted:The Phantom Even The Phantom has had enough of Mozz' ramblings.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 19:46 |
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Murdstone posted:Mary Worth
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 20:27 |
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The Far Side Pickles Zits
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 21:48 |
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Green Intern posted:"By god, you're right! I'm renaming the paper to Lisa's Loudspeaker immediately, and you will only cover the most worthy of stories. The manpain of Les Moore."
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 21:49 |
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Surgeon's Tales Nancy Dustin Mandrake
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 22:21 |
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Uramachi Sakaba Chako
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 22:52 |
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Kennel posted:Dustin How is her waist the same thickness as the fridge door?
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 23:26 |
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A Cold And Unmistakable Realization At The Heart Of The Ego, The Grim Realization That We Are All Insignificant In The Terrible Span Of Epochs And Aeons That Pass In The Blink of An Eye For The Funny Online Animals
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 23:43 |
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Presto posted:The Daily Tumor For realsies though, the “woe is me, war veteran and sole fighter for the righteous journalism of our time” is just so utterly awful. Crankshaft I usually find to be mundane but at least passable as far as “old jerks being old and jerky” goes, far more than Funky is at least. But sometimes he stumbles into a real woozy of a storyline. Btw we are about a year since the spectacularly awful “Muslim girl gets kidnapped by ICE and is saved by deus ex Clinton” storyline in the Funkyverse. Reading those weeks of Funky Winkerbean with y’all was really a good time, for all the wrong reasons.
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# ? Oct 8, 2021 00:33 |
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Medenmath posted:Vintage Valiant (Aug. 17, 1947) Is Foster keeping Aleta's bump somewhat hidden for reasons of 'Surprise, it's time for BABY!' drama, or was it a thing in the papers of the time to not show a pregnant woman, like on TV in the 50s when there was a lot of hiding behind potted plants and the like? And thank you so much, Medenmath, for posting vintage Valiant! I would never have seen these otherwise!
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# ? Oct 8, 2021 00:51 |
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Giant Ethicist posted:Chako The birds flying off his head are a great touch
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# ? Oct 8, 2021 01:00 |
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Bogor Classic Cat
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# ? Oct 8, 2021 01:06 |
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And He Did! October 10, 1918 Outbursts of Everett True November 19, 1918 Gay and Her Gang November 20, 1929 Oaky Doaks April 22, 1936 Mopsy June 29, 1937 Up Front August 4, 1944 Dark Laughter January 29, 1949 Those Were the Days August 9, 1956 Wee Pals January 12, 1966 Dogbert June 23, 1966
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# ? Oct 8, 2021 02:42 |
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Slammy posted:
I’m feeling this one!
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# ? Oct 8, 2021 02:49 |
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Sally Forth Pearls Before Swine Skippy (February 8, 1934) Peanuts (October 10, 1974) Funky Winkerbean Crankshaft "Yep, your word against mine. And the full confession of my crime that's part of the editorial Ed Crankshaft is reading out of your newspaper as a framing device." Mutt and Jeff Rip Haywire Out Our Way (July 12-14, 1937) Toonerville Folks (February 28-March 2, 1918; double spoiler for the usual reasons) Dok's "Honkbal Hoofdklasse (On My Radio Tonight)" Duck (October 24, 1913) Little Lefty (June 20-21, 1935) And yet again... Blondie (From Zero) (March 12-14, 1931) EasyEW fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Oct 8, 2021 |
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