ol yeller posted:

psychotic short dream:
dsp was doing a dsp tries it where he was eating a bit footlong hotdog and he was going "oh man, this sure is a plump juicy weiner hahahaha. (german accent) i love this big weiner aww yes! ackackack. actually it tastes great *sucks on it* mmm yummy weiner *sucks on it and jerks it off before squirting mustard all over his open mouth* ahahahahahtuhuhuh." and i was freaking out about how this was so much bait for detractors. so i went to snort burnells channel and it was gone. instead the top video was from 3 hours before and it said RIP SNORT and it was a tearful obituary to snort burnell who died of dysentery earlier that day.

ol yeller posted:

psychotic short dream:
dsp was doing a dsp tries it where he was eating a bit footlong hotdog and he was going "oh man, this sure is a plump juicy weiner hahahaha. (german accent) i love this big weiner aww yes! ackackack. actually it tastes great *sucks on it* mmm yummy weiner *sucks on it and jerks it off before squirting mustard all over his open mouth* ahahahahahtuhuhuh." and i was freaking out about how this was so much bait for detractors. so i went to snort burnells channel and it was gone. instead the top video was from 3 hours before and it said RIP SNORT and it was a tearful obituary to snort burnell who died of dysentery earlier that day.

extremebuff posted:

not sure what I dreamt but the wife told me I mumbled "fire enchanted had to die right on my pillow, i just washed it..fucker" this morning.

diablo 2 is driving me insane

extremebuff posted:

not sure what I dreamt but the wife told me I mumbled "fire enchanted had to die right on my pillow, i just washed it..fucker" this morning.

diablo 2 is driving me insane

extremebuff posted:

not sure what I dreamt but the wife told me I mumbled "fire enchanted had to die right on my pillow, i just washed it..fucker" this morning.

diablo 2 is driving me insane

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Bob I tuned into your stream a few nights ago when you were playing Oblivion and your wife called you a pussy.

extremebuff posted:

she does not believe in the quicksave button

Wormskull posted:

I think other than after doing tedious inventory poo poo or whatever people’s enjoyment of those games would improve a little if they didn’t quick save every few steps. Though a lot of poo poo is tedious in that game. Lol

Bicyclops posted:

oblivion specifically is glitchy as hell so it's easy to lose like 20 minutes of gameplay because mazoga the orc is locked in an eternal battle with the countess or w/e.

i remember one combat i had to do over three times because i kept getting over-encumbered for what seemed like no reason and it turned out that one of the dudes i was looting with "take all" had like 1000 glass arrows, which was too much for the UI to display

Bicyclops posted:

oblivion specifically is glitchy as hell so it's easy to lose like 20 minutes of gameplay because mazoga the orc is locked in an eternal battle with the countess or w/e.

i remember one combat i had to do over three times because i kept getting over-encumbered for what seemed like no reason and it turned out that one of the dudes i was looting with "take all" had like 1000 glass arrows, which was too much for the UI to display

elf help book posted:

lol trolling after death

Pablo Nergigante posted:

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extremebuff posted:

she does not believe in the quicksave button

Larry Parrish posted:

im one of those freaks who only saves when I'm ready to be done playing and normally its fine but whenever I run into a game that doesn't autosave or crashes or w.e. I get so mad lol. Serious baby rage, because I know it's my fault for being too lazy to save.

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

I was like this until about a year ago when I lost an entire game to a corrupted save. I don’t even remember which game it was but it traumatized me into having multiple save files and obsessively saving at every possible opportunity

extremebuff posted:

for me its 50/50 "oblivion likes to crash" and "I wonder if this npc will do something rad if I piss them off" because oblivion is full of innocuous npcs that secretly have a whole arsenal of cool spells in a fight lol

Bicyclops posted:

it's also fun to waltz over to the mage's college once in awhile and go to the garden with all the students, cast an area of effect frenzy spell and watch them all summon bits of daedric armor and try to pummel each other to death in their underwear.

Plebian Parasite posted:

I didn't play much morrowind but the only memory I have of it is scraping enough resources together to make the world worst amulet of levitation and slowly floating over a mountain at like 1 ft/s

mbt posted:

Lmao this.

I wish Oblivion didnt take out levitation

Bicyclops posted:

had this long dream where i was auditioning for a play. most of it was rehashing stuff from high school, college, old jobs through the setting and you don't want to hear about that stuff, but relevant is that the play appeared to be some kind of romcom where the guy who's with the female lead but is bad for her turns out to be a secretly a Nazi (like, an actual, original Nazi from World War 2 era Germany). i forget if he was time traveling or didn't age or whatever, but the play definitely took place in a contemporary American setting. when the Nazi revealed himself, he was supposed to start talking in a German accent. i was auditioning for (and was confident about landing) the friend that the female lead always should have been with, who, after the nazi surprise, reveals himself to be an undercover World War 2 British military operative, starts talking in a received pronunciation british accent, and punches the Nazi in the face before sweeping the girl off her feet.

most of the dream was about the drama of the audition itself (there were also people auditioning for stuff like tech roles and all of them were asking me for help, the director was kind of intimidating and i seemed to be the only one that wasn't afraid of him), but at one point in the middle of the whole thing, the director started screaming "get out! get out of here! i've told you never to set foot here!" it turned out Lowtax was trying to get in. he was begging the director to give him a chance at the romantic lead because he was convinced that punching out a Nazi on stage would rehabilitate his image, and he kept trying to do a British accent that ended up sounding like a bad new york accent. some of the people auditioning to be lighting techs dragged him away and he screamed like he was being taken to be executed. the director yelled that there was no role for a sad clown in this play and then moved on.

Bicyclops posted:

had this long dream where i was auditioning for a play. most of it was rehashing stuff from high school, college, old jobs through the setting and you don't want to hear about that stuff, but relevant is that the play appeared to be some kind of romcom where the guy who's with the female lead but is bad for her turns out to be a secretly a Nazi (like, an actual, original Nazi from World War 2 era Germany). i forget if he was time traveling or didn't age or whatever, but the play definitely took place in a contemporary American setting. when the Nazi revealed himself, he was supposed to start talking in a German accent. i was auditioning for (and was confident about landing) the friend that the female lead always should have been with, who, after the nazi surprise, reveals himself to be an undercover World War 2 British military operative, starts talking in a received pronunciation british accent, and punches the Nazi in the face before sweeping the girl off her feet.

most of the dream was about the drama of the audition itself (there were also people auditioning for stuff like tech roles and all of them were asking me for help, the director was kind of intimidating and i seemed to be the only one that wasn't afraid of him), but at one point in the middle of the whole thing, the director started screaming "get out! get out of here! i've told you never to set foot here!" it turned out Lowtax was trying to get in. he was begging the director to give him a chance at the romantic lead because he was convinced that punching out a Nazi on stage would rehabilitate his image, and he kept trying to do a British accent that ended up sounding like a bad new york accent. some of the people auditioning to be lighting techs dragged him away and he screamed like he was being taken to be executed. the director yelled that there was no role for a sad clown in this play and then moved on.

STONE COLD 64 posted:

had a dream where happy gilmore was a dlc character in the new mario golf. he had voice quips from the movie for all of his swings but they were all out of context. i kept trying to look at my phone to see what suppermariobroth had to say about it but i just couldnt turn my head to look at my phone for some reason. they were about to show off a shooter mcgavin amiibo when i woke up

STONE COLD 64 posted:

had a dream where happy gilmore was a dlc character in the new mario golf. he had voice quips from the movie for all of his swings but they were all out of context. i kept trying to look at my phone to see what suppermariobroth had to say about it but i just couldnt turn my head to look at my phone for some reason. they were about to show off a shooter mcgavin amiibo when i woke up