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Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

# ? Oct 10, 2021 05:21

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 02:49

DivineCoffeeBinge: Mar 3, 2011; Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Skwirl posted:

You're not my real dad.

of course not, Kennel still talks to you

# ? Oct 10, 2021 05:33

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Infinitum posted:

Ha, joke's on him. Still here, pal!

# ? Oct 10, 2021 05:47

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Detective Comics #1043

# ? Oct 10, 2021 06:42

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

So the driver knew to correct his friend that an ant has an exo-skeleton on it's outside. But by the end of the story thought his friend was talking about a human aunt and not an inscet ant?

I think he was driving distracted. And in Gotham, that will get you Batmand.

# ? Oct 10, 2021 09:34

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Darthemed posted:

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# ? Oct 10, 2021 12:34

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

# ? Oct 10, 2021 15:00

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

drat, lucky.

# ? Oct 10, 2021 15:47

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

The Punisher #8 (1988)

Quasar #17 (1990)

# ? Oct 10, 2021 17:09

DivineCoffeeBinge: Mar 3, 2011; Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Darthemed posted:

Quasar #17 (1990)

Mark Gruenwald was a gift

# ? Oct 10, 2021 19:03

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

He did a second race issue near the end of his Quasar run and Burried Alien showed up in that too. I think Makari won that race by using a special technique that made him permanently stuck in super speed, or something.

# ? Oct 10, 2021 19:16

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Mystery Men Comics #16 (1940)

Doctor Doom #6 (2020)

# ? Oct 11, 2021 16:59

How Wonderful!: Jul 18, 2006; I only have excellent ideas

The Question IRL posted:

So the driver knew to correct his friend that an ant has an exo-skeleton on it's outside. But by the end of the story thought his friend was talking about a human aunt and not an inscet ant?

I think he was driving distracted. And in Gotham, that will get you Batmand.

It's Gotham City, his aunt might be famous for her exoskeleton.

# ? Oct 11, 2021 17:08

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Darthemed posted:

Doctor Doom #6 (2020)

Seems like it didn't work on Paladin that's just what he's always like.

# ? Oct 11, 2021 17:19

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

checks out

Heroes for Hire #8 (2010)

# ? Oct 12, 2021 01:05

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

is that supposed to be ben bailey

# ? Oct 12, 2021 01:09

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Darthemed posted:

Mystery Men Comics #16 (1940)

Mystery Men Comics #16 (1940)

Oh god, that's terrible. I hope they found the yacht.

# ? Oct 12, 2021 01:40

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Ghostlight posted:

checks out

Heroes for Hire #8 (2010)

I'm sorry Paladin, but you aren't even C-list.

# ? Oct 12, 2021 04:23

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Grendels Dad posted:

I'm sorry Paladin, but you aren't even C-list.

I thought that was the Cobra lmao.

e: or someone... who the gently caress is a Paladin?

# ? Oct 12, 2021 07:25

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

What would scrape you into C-list? A themed vehicle? A bunch of similarly themed super friends that you could get together for a heist?

Well, a vehicle of your own at least, Paladin.

# ? Oct 12, 2021 07:34

yaffle: Sep 15, 2002; Flapdoodle

Elissimpark posted:

What would scrape you into C-list? A themed vehicle? A bunch of similarly themed super friends that you could get together for a heist?

Well, a vehicle of your own at least, Paladin.

I thought Paladin had a panel van or something?

# ? Oct 12, 2021 12:02

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Elissimpark posted:

What would scrape you into C-list? A themed vehicle? A bunch of similarly themed super friends that you could get together for a heist?

Well, a vehicle of your own at least, Paladin.

I love that on Wikipedia it says he has slightly superhuman physical abilities but there's a "citation needed."

# ? Oct 12, 2021 14:20

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Elissimpark posted:

What would scrape you into C-list? A themed vehicle? A bunch of similarly themed super friends that you could get together for a heist?

Well, a vehicle of your own at least, Paladin.

I feel like it's the super friends (or lack thereof) thing. Looking at Wikipedia it looks like the only teams Paladin's been on are the Heroes for Hire (which by its definition is not a real team) and the Thunderbolts for a year. Other than that he's just a mercenary.

Even the Punisher, who basically everyone hates, can call on like Wolverine or Black Widow or other morally gray heroes in a pinch for a team up. Paladin probably has to remind people who he is when he asks for a team up.

# ? Oct 12, 2021 14:42

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I thought that was the Cobra lmao.

e: or someone... who the gently caress is a Paladin?

Are you just saying names?

# ? Oct 12, 2021 14:52

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

TwoPair posted:

I feel like it's the super friends (or lack thereof) thing. Looking at Wikipedia it looks like the only teams Paladin's been on are the Heroes for Hire (which by its definition is not a real team) and the Thunderbolts for a year. Other than that he's just a mercenary.

Even the Punisher, who basically everyone hates, can call on like Wolverine or Black Widow or other morally gray heroes in a pinch for a team up. Paladin probably has to remind people who he is when he asks for a team up.

He almost got turned into a woman with Captain America. That changes a man.

# ? Oct 12, 2021 14:58

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Checking me out some Adam Warlock in the meme thread lead me to this Oglaf-y moment:

Soldier Supreme #2 2018

(Context: the Universe has been folded in half and Stephen Rogers is Captain America / Dr Strange who has been trapped in the dark dimension by Red Dormammu. The hooded people are trying to summon Satan, but with mixed success.)

Elissimpark fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Oct 12, 2021

# ? Oct 12, 2021 15:45

jng2058: Jul 17, 2010; We have the tools, we have the talent!

TwoPair posted:

I feel like it's the super friends (or lack thereof) thing. Looking at Wikipedia it looks like the only teams Paladin's been on are the Heroes for Hire (which by its definition is not a real team) and the Thunderbolts for a year. Other than that he's just a mercenary.

Even the Punisher, who basically everyone hates, can call on like Wolverine or Black Widow or other morally gray heroes in a pinch for a team up. Paladin probably has to remind people who he is when he asks for a team up.

Now, now, Paladin had a brief stretch of relevance in the mid to late eighties where he was not only a member of the Avengers but he was Janet Van Dyne's boyfriend after she divorced Hank Pym! So the Wasp would probably remember him, even if no one else did.

# ? Oct 12, 2021 15:54

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

At the end of BMB's run on Daredevil, Paladin snipes Daredevil from a helicopter with a high powered rifle. This disables Daredevil for long enough so he can be arrested and put in jail in time for Ed Brubacker's run on Daredevil.

So Daredevil also probably remembers Paladin.

# ? Oct 12, 2021 15:59

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Leading Comics #2 (1942)

You Are Deadpool #3 (2018)

# ? Oct 12, 2021 16:32

mercenarynuker: Sep 10, 2008

Grasshopper Sans Frontere

# ? Oct 12, 2021 16:39

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Elissimpark posted:

Checking me out some Adam Warlock in the meme thread lead me to this Oglaf-y moment:

Soldier Supreme #2 2018

(Context: the Universe has been folded in half and Stephen Rogers is Captain America / Dr Strange who has been trapped in the dark dimension by Red Dormammu. The hooded people are trying to summon Satan, but with mixed success.)

Where's Baal-Boy?

# ? Oct 13, 2021 02:30