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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/1447049104689876992

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/dennisbhooper/status/1446829604853870601

https://twitter.com/WholesomeMeme/status/1446825277179453445

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/hakan_geijer/status/1254014009747144704?s=21

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/matchatia/status/1446973589559734275?s=20

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


Why indeed :thunkin:

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

you're saying it's the casseroles?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/ananimegiraffe/status/1447227153909784576?s=21

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Mescal posted:

you're saying it's the casseroles?

They tend to get to the casseroles bit and then start again from the start

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Mescal posted:

you're saying it's the casseroles?

Historically speaking it was the black eyed peas.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1447289303160217604

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/kwickwire/status/1447295950070951940?s=20

bort
Mar 13, 2003

Erwin posted:

gently caress, I reread this like 10 times trying to figure out what I was missing. Surely it’s funny since it was worthy of being posted in the tweet thread.

That’s what I get for not reading the Twitter handle.
Must be another Squid Game reference?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Memento posted:



Why indeed :thunkin:

They got it wrong.

There is no "oops".

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/crackconnoisser/status/1447289137208471553

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/Usmani21st/status/1127533181756944384

https://twitter.com/Usmani21st/status/1127535000415502336

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/FuckItFelix2/status/1447379556965421056

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Yeah, I fail to see the problem here.

Also either the city is gonna back down or most of the cops who say they'll quit will actually get the vaccine because it's a 6 figure paying job that let's you beat the poo poo out of minorities without ever paying any consequences. I think it was in Massachusetts where there was a news story saying a couple hundred state patrol officers were gonna quit over the vaccine mandate (so still a tiny fraction of the force) and it ended up being like 2.

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Cops are pussies.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, I fail to see the problem here.

Also either the city is gonna back down or most of the cops who say they'll quit will actually get the vaccine because it's a 6 figure paying job that let's you beat the poo poo out of minorities without ever paying any consequences. I think it was in Massachusetts where there was a news story saying a couple hundred state patrol officers were gonna quit over the vaccine mandate (so still a tiny fraction of the force) and it ended up being like 2.

The joke is that if you google "40% of police" you get the probably under-reported statistic that 40% of police domestically abuse their spouses.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Memento posted:

The joke is that if you google "40% of police" you get the probably under-reported statistic that 40% of police domestically abuse their spouses.
:eng101: at minimum!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Memento posted:

The joke is that if you google "40% of police" you get the probably under-reported statistic that 40% of police domestically abuse their spouses.

I knew that, it's just also, 40% of police aren't gonna quit over a vaccine mandate.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/wxcafe/status/1447340085289132034?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/dril/status/1447587637125021697

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Memento posted:

The joke is that if you google "40% of police" you get the probably under-reported statistic that 40% of police domestically abuse their spouses.

It's 40% of police are happy to self report that they abuse their spouse. This excludes all those who know to keep their mouth shut. So basically

FFT posted:

:eng101: at minimum!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/SaraJBenincasa/status/1447611164079398917?s=20

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

I see no problem with this.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

*dusts off hands*
Well, it took years but we've finally replaced every Columbus statue with a statue of Marisa Tomei. Now to just turn on the news and see what--

Marisa Tomei under fire today for remarks she made against

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




There is a German saying that goes "Hunde mögen nicht Frucht, Hunde mögen bumsen und schlafen," which translates to "Do not make monuments to the living, for they can still disgrace the stone."

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Lobok posted:

*dusts off hands*
Well, it took years but we've finally replaced every Columbus statue with a statue of Marisa Tomei. Now to just turn on the news and see what--

Marisa Tomei under fire today for remarks she made against

There are already people in that twitter thread suggesting Joe Pesci get a statue as well. gently caress that poo poo, Pesci is a disgrace and more people should know that.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
You're going to have to elaborate on Joe Pesci my goon.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Mister Speaker posted:

Pesci is a disgrace and more people should know that.

Well maybe you could let us know that then somehow

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Memento posted:

You're going to have to elaborate on Joe Pesci my goon.

Saying he would have hit Sinead O’Connor for tearing up a picture of the Pope (to protest institutional child abuse by the Roman Catholic Church) and his weird thoughts on oral sex come to mind.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I'm not going to come out and defend anyone, I have no skin in this game, but I just googled "Joe Pesci cancelled", "Joe Pesci metoo" and "Joe Pesci personal life" and all I got was an article I'm pretty sure was satire about Macaulay Culkin harassing him on the set of Home Alone.

Also that he was engaged to Angie Everhart for a while, which, while a 26-year age difference is creepy, she was 38 at the time.

Edit: ok those are lovely things, but I expected "is a disgrace" to mean like, Spacey level stuff.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Every time I see Joe Pesci I imagine him tenderly eating pussy for hours. You've ruined so many films featuring a squealing little octogenarian rear end in a top hat for me

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Yeah it's the Sinead O'Connor stuff. If you want to be really sick, look up his SNL monologue from the week after her performance. Really vile stuff.

Abbondanza.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

flavor.flv posted:

There is a German saying that goes "Hunde mögen nicht Frucht, Hunde mögen bumsen und schlafen," which translates to "Do not make monuments to the living, for they can still disgrace the stone."
:hmmyes:

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

flavor.flv posted:

There is a German saying that goes "Hunde mögen nicht Frucht, Hunde mögen bumsen und schlafen," which translates to "Do not make monuments to the living, for they can still disgrace the stone."

Don't make any monuments to a German teacher who teaches you this phrase.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/NicDuquette/status/1447648247816736768

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Silly Burrito posted:

I see no problem with this.

We need some statues of Order of Lenin recipient Ettore Boiardi.

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