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How does Superman even have a son? Isn’t it canon that the force of his ejaculate would blow the top of Lois’s head off?
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:How does Superman even have a son? Isn’t it canon that the force of his ejaculate would blow the top of Lois’s head off?
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Oct 12, 2021 04:21
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:How does Superman even have a son? Isn’t it canon that the force of his ejaculate would blow the top of Lois’s head off? I'm pretty sure that Superman's Supersperm© is made of midi-chlorians, which creates Ewoks, as well as bi-sexual Superboys.
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Oct 12, 2021 04:29
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:How does Superman even have a son? Isn’t it canon that the force of his ejaculate would blow the top of Lois’s head off? Babies don't grow in the head, what's the problem?
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Oct 12, 2021 04:34
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Songbearer posted:Is getting a ballistic glizzy insertion hole against the rules or is it allowed You get to GOAT however you can
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Oct 12, 2021 04:36
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Wow, no wonder all of his photos are taking from the front. He looks like a loving caveman from the side.
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Oct 12, 2021 04:38
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Ehhhh… Rumor is that Davis just wanted to suspend him, but the NFL was going to just keep on leaking emails until he was gone. jesus gently caress... 
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Oct 12, 2021 04:39
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MrMojok posted:If Chucky is done in the NFL, I think we all know what’s next. He will be sainted by MAGA and he will start making the rounds at rallies and Fox News, etc. True, but I never have to hear him say that stupid "spider 2 Y banana" thing on on gameday morning ever again so I'll chalk that up in the W column.
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Oct 12, 2021 04:44
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https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1447752134833983489 https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1447412331445571585 smash mouth is incredibly sloshed... the video.. its pretty uhm yeah..
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Oct 12, 2021 04:50
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This is all because Smashmouth didn't eat the eggs, clearly.
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Oct 12, 2021 04:53
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Strong Sauce posted:https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1447752134833983489 Betcha’ he’d eat the eggs now! Edit: Dammit 
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Oct 12, 2021 04:54
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He ate the eggs. He always had eaten the eggs.
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Oct 12, 2021 04:59
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Ehhhh… Rumor is that Davis just wanted to suspend him, but the NFL was going to just keep on leaking emails until he was gone. Yeah, to ultraghoul Bruce Allen. I say this sincerely as a Washington Football Team fan: gently caress Dan Snyder and his Maybach Benz. I hope he gets hit by a bus. I let my season tickets go and won't buy another jersey or attend another game until that motherfucker is out of DC.
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Oct 12, 2021 05:04
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Oh no not smash mouth
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Oct 12, 2021 05:05
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FilthyImp posted:Only if you're Kevin Smith Larry Niven Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html quote:Lastly, he'd blow off the top of her head.
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Oct 12, 2021 05:23
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imagining Gandalf scouring ancient tomes for superman jizzlore
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Oct 12, 2021 05:34
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MAGA thinks even ejaculation is a weapon, LMAO If you can’t cum hard enough to do physical damage you are CUCKED
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Oct 12, 2021 05:40
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If involuntary muscle strength scales with his superhuman strength that would also mean food moves through his intestines at the speed of light and when he's unconsciously breathing his respirations would be like 60 billion breaths per minute and 200 billion heart rate. FOH with your half-baked partial pseudoscience
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Oct 12, 2021 05:40
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Strong Sauce posted:https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1447752134833983489 Something Awful claims another victim: "Hi, I'm permabanned rockstar Mouthsmasher58..."
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Oct 12, 2021 05:42
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The Fear posted:imagining Gandalf scouring ancient tomes for superman jizzlore lmbo
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Oct 12, 2021 05:48
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OgNar posted:Larry Niven That's just a weird nerd writing about what he thinks would happen. It's not at all canon to DC. Like it's just the character from Mallrats asking Stan Lee sex stuff about superheroes.
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Oct 12, 2021 05:50
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No, but, uh seriously. What is the official story about Superman's supercock? There has to be an official, canonical, detailed description of it somewhere, and the things that it does. This is important, and I need to know. This is just common sense; any normal person would wonder about it, so I'm sure they wrote about it. Hell, I'm normal and I'm wondering about it right now
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Oct 12, 2021 05:57
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Skeleton Ape posted:No, but, uh seriously. What is the official story about Superman's supercock? There has to be an official, canonical, detailed description of it somewhere, and the things that it does. This is important, and I need to know. This is just common sense; any normal person would wonder about it, so I'm sure they wrote about it. Hell, I'm normal and I'm wondering about it right now Please use this special Bad Dragon Code: SuperWHAT and find out now.
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Oct 12, 2021 05:58
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Super man is NOT a dragon
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Oct 12, 2021 05:59
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Even if you want to believe the weird super ejaculation thing, Superman could just go under a red sun or get some color of kryptonite that depowers him and have regular old sex so it doesn't matter.
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Oct 12, 2021 06:06
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everything in the DC universe is drowning in cum please send help or care packages
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Oct 12, 2021 06:12
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Codependent Poster posted:Even if you want to believe the weird super ejaculation thing, Superman could just go under a red sun or get some color of kryptonite that depowers him and have regular old sex so it doesn't matter. I want to say the Wanted comic (or something like it) has the villains going off somewhere to steal a kryptonite condom.
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Oct 12, 2021 06:21
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Re: Clark Kent's pee pee.
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Oct 12, 2021 06:39
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Bogus Adventure posted:Something Awful claims another victim: Holy poo poo is that really the lead singer from Smashmouth? He appears to have aged like 20 years overnight. He looks like a fat grampa
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Oct 12, 2021 06:39
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Frank Frank posted:Holy poo poo is that really the lead singer from Smashmouth? He appears to have aged like 20 years overnight. He looks like a fat grampa Lack of eggs caused nutritional deficiencies
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Oct 12, 2021 06:48
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kazr posted:Lack of eggs caused nutritional deficiencies Seriously though he looks like Jimmy Johnson with a bad haircut.
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Oct 12, 2021 06:53
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Superman being gay is super old news, but probably not well known because the show is only popular in my house. Teen titans go! Is made by DC comics and they have had Batman and Superman, and Batman and Alfred, a thing multiple times lol..
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Oct 12, 2021 07:02
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The Last Call posted:In the future! I think Tom Kratman wrote that, in a less than lucid state. He was, incidentally, so pro-Jan 6th and alt-right that Baen Books banned him from their forums. Which is...something. 
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Oct 12, 2021 07:03
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eve 6 owns https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1447651297998503936 lol, drat
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Oct 12, 2021 07:03
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My fav of the smash mouth ones from eve6: https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1447657852001153026
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Oct 12, 2021 07:18
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Frank Frank posted:Seriously though he looks like Jimmy Johnson with a bad haircut. Father Time came on him with a vengeance
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Oct 12, 2021 07:19
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Powershift posted:eve 6 owns Sometimes the truth hurts like an epic burn
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Oct 12, 2021 07:21
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He says "giving up and lifting rear end" like it's a bad thing...
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Bogus Adventure posted:Sometimes the truth hurts like an epic burn Come around I'll let you feel the burn.
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