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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I’m reading this thread: Redditors whose job requires them to go into other people's houses, what is the weirdest poo poo you've seen?

There are some terribly unsafe working conditions.

quote:

I was at a house for a cable TV service call, customer wasn't home so I called him. He said, "I will be home in five minutes, and don't freak out, but I have a tiger on the truck".

When he got there, he had a tiger in a cage on the back of his truck. I got to pet the thing, feed it a little, and then went on to see his venomous snake collection, his hand grenade collection, and his hot sauce collection.

The very next day, I was at another service call, and asked the customer to get to the pole in the back yard, and he told me that he has a tiger in the back yard, so don't freak out. I got to pet the thing, and feed it a little.

I had been working cable for 18 years to that point, and had never encountered a tiger in all that time. I have been working cable 7 years since, and have had no further encounters with tigers in that time. But, for two days consecutive, I visited homes with tigers.

P.S. South Carolina

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


Disconnect wired upside-down. It disconnects the building from mains still, but leaving the fuses and the blades of the switch hot is not good.

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

lost my retainer posted:

That's amazing, what was the fallout ?

Everyone saw it. Security was called and everyone from our company was escorted out immediately- just three of our guys. Walk of shame in front of a sea of our customer's employees all the way to the main security checkpoint (big aerospace production facility). All three guys get their access keycards cut up in front of them and they are told never to return.

As soon as our guys make it back to HQ, the customer calls us and is begging us to come back. Our guys were on their site to service an inspection system we had sold them, so their critical flow of production was at a standstill until we could restore functionality. Total clusterfuck. Weird industrial bureaucratic nonsense.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

I've just started reading your thread and it's fuckin great. Just out of curiosity, why do you still work there? It sounds unforgiving.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
It is. I was very overweight when I started there right out of high school, and in the first summer I lost over 100 pounds, I was sweating through clothing within 15 minutes and drinking gallons of water on part time shifts it was so ridiculously hot. I'm glad I stuck it out because it's kept me in great shape since but yeah the environment is horrific. Built in the middle of a swamp, no air conditioning, just incredibly ancient, filthy industrial fans. And if you hit those fans, they cough out a cloud of oily dust dense enough to obscure vision. And that's not even count counting the poo poo people ship.

I still work here because the pay is good, the benefits are good, the job protection is good, I can just listen to podcasts/music while I work and I'm in a situation where the supervisors are basically told "just don't bother him and he'll get the job done" which is ideal for me. I intend to quit as soon as I'm able though, which might be when I hit 25 years.

Edit: don't take the first part of my post as praise just because it got me in shape, the conditions are awful, the building is horrifically dusty and allergy-inducing and intensely hot in the summer, the labor can be back-breaking at times, and I have dozens if not hundreds of minor scars from head to toe from random injuries that are basically a daily occurrence. I'm loving amazed I haven't been seriously injured more than twice in all my time there.

Captain Invictus fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Oct 12, 2021

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Kitfox88 posted:

what the gently caress is happening here

There is an "Out of Service" bag covering the nozzle so you can't try and use it and it looks like she's trying to push the breakaway fitting together. I assume she hasn't seen the bag and there is an error message on the screen about the hose not being connected.

I didn't know those fittings could be reused and figured they were one time use.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_65zyHCNFv8
"Wash the parts in gasoline" seems thread appropriate. I know they'll probably have some on hand from when they relieved the line pressure, but its weird to hear in the official instructions.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Captain Invictus posted:

I have dozens if not hundreds of minor scars from head injuries that are basically a daily occurrence.
            |/




E: this is how I read your post initially and had to do a double take :) I can recommend having poo poo reading comprehension, makes life a whole lot funnier!

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Oct 12, 2021

HellCopter
Feb 9, 2012
College Slice

Cat Hatter posted:

There is an "Out of Service" bag covering the nozzle so you can't try and use it and it looks like she's trying to push the breakaway fitting together. I assume she hasn't seen the bag and there is an error message on the screen about the hose not being connected.

You know, on second viewing you're right. I thought she was yanking on the thing but she's actually trying to push. Still not smart but at least that's less dangerous.

mischief
Jun 3, 2003

Captain Invictus posted:

a major UPS hub is a nightmare factory of steel, rust, and concrete, and that's before you get people shipping poo poo they're not supposed and/or in ways they're not supposed to.

I did UPS Ground and UPS Freight for almost seventeen years after working in airports prior. Everything in those places is hard, sharp, moving, cold, hot, or a combination of all at once. I have scars on my arms, hands, face, head, and soul from that place. Made it all the way to operations manager on the Freight side before I had to say enough was enough, that place will happily kill you.


I think my best animal story was opening a trailer in the primary, I think it was from PA to NC, and the angriest goose I've ever seen in my life just exploded out of the door towards the sort aisle. He was in that building for days haunting unloaders and sorters at all hours. You'd just hear random shrieking from one of the other quads. He eventually got out a bay door.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

I was a supervisor at UPS for 7 years while I went to college. As much as they spout off about safe practices a supervisor's role seems to consist of doing all the unsafe stuff nobody else is allowed to do. I agree that it was a great workout and dealing the constant extreme stress has resulted in me becoming an extremely chill, levelheaded person in my new job.

It's not all bad-
I have a relative who never held a job for more than 6 months and had major drug and behavioral issues- I suggested that he start at UPS and the structure and constant exercise have caused him to turn his life around. He's been clean for a few years and has gone ft driver, he honestly believes that the job saved his life.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

El Chupacabras posted:

My personal contribution, taken on my way to work: https://i.imgur.com/WIp6Tfe.jpg

In an unexpected accident, a sheet of metal falls onto the back of the truck, severing all the control valves. The truck experiences a 9g acceleration down the road.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
For the past two years or so an elk has been periodically spotted in Colorado with a tire around its neck.The parks department was finally able to catch it and get the tire off.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Kitfox88 posted:

what the gently caress is happening here

My assumption is that she's trying to get the "free gas"/"gas that :byodame:i paid for!:byodame:" out of the hose.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Neito posted:

My assumption is that she's trying to get the "free gas"/"gas that :byodame:i paid for!:byodame:" out of the hose.

By pushing the joint together?

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017

haveblue posted:

For the past two years or so an elk has been periodically spotted in Colorado with a tire around its neck.The parks department was finally able to catch it and get the tire off.



Assholes. Now he's going to have to find another tire

The Hambulance
Apr 19, 2011

:20bux:

ASK ME ABOUT MY AWESOME STARTUP IDEA


Pillbug

Neito posted:

My assumption is that she's trying to get the "free gas"/"gas that :byodame:i paid for!:byodame:" out of the hose.

The pump is out of service

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
There's a good video posted a over year ago in that article where a conservation officer talks about the elks situation. Poor thing. :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v68mIFlboS8

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010






These are chips. I had to get some pretzels that are stored underneath. The picture is a few weeks old, the skid is still there.



Current work truck. You'll notice that while the lights are on, the dashboard does not have lights. Hard to see how fast I'm going when it's dark out.



Technically, we have a warehouse manager. He's just always busy covering routes because the bread vendors keep getting COVID or quitting.



Same spot as the above skid. Most of the Snyder's stuff, when it's been put away, is on this wall. When the warehouse manager is busy, other trucks are unloaded here. If you need Snyder's and you can't squeeze in between, too bad.

We used to have a 78 year old guy who managed the warehouse. He had a stroke on the job and came back three months later. He couldn't turn to look behind him so when driving the forklift he would just go backwards until he hit something then go on his merry way. He also would make truck drivers wait longer before he would unload them if they weren't white.

My boss has pictures of Pope John Paul II and Ronald Reagan in his office, if you want an idea of the work culture.

Edit: I'll have to find the video of my front left tire smoking and on fire where the axle connects to the rim. We used to have a mechanic that did the bare minimum. The owner's son had to pull into a parking lot and do circles once because his brakes went out. Guy only got fired after six years of that kind of stuff because he began hitting his wife and was arrested for it.

Admiral Joeslop fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Oct 12, 2021

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

Assholes. Now he's going to have to find another tire

Or he's going to be the true alpha now that its weighted training tire is gone.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

PhazonLink posted:

Or he's going to be the true alpha now that its weighted training tire is gone.

Or a wolf is going to finally sink her teeth into his delicious neck! That drat protective collar... :arghfist:🐺

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Cat Hatter posted:

By pushing the joint together?

IDK, I've seen some connectors that require a push-together to get apart (BNC, for example) so my thinking was maybe she thought it was that.

The Hambulance posted:

The pump is out of service

I realize that now. :/

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





:mad:

https://i.imgur.com/eZ8FXRC.mp4

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Glad I live in America where we just have bears and lot lizards in our truck stop bathrooms.

It actually kind of sucks here tbh

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I guess another lion took the video?

Ola
Jul 19, 2004


"Rawr! Dammit, out of lion sand this one too"

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

Captain Invictus posted:

coolers full of bees? when did you work there? they've since downgraded to this:

there was an old bee crate back in the day that got caught between two metal things(a bulk train and the corner of a belt frame iirc) and exploded open, infuriating the hundreds if not thousands of now-released bees, and they had to evacuate the building until an exterminator came. poor bees.

The mail people always seemed so happy when I came to pickup the buzzing cardboard boxes.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/1447985424165711875

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




nomad2020 posted:

The mail people always seemed so happy when I came to pickup the buzzing cardboard boxes.

Years ago I worked at a farm and home store. Every year we sold baby chicks, and I always wondered how they got delivered. One year I made it to management, and was tasked with picking them up.

From the post office. Eight boxes of living baby chicks in the back of my car, chirping away. The post office was very relieved.

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Years ago I worked at a farm and home store. Every year we sold baby chicks, and I always wondered how they got delivered. One year I made it to management, and was tasked with picking them up.

From the post office. Eight boxes of living baby chicks in the back of my car, chirping away. The post office was very relieved.

Lots of bugs and chicks get sent USPS. https://pe.usps.com/text/pub52/pub52c5_008.htm

Although slow shipping due to Trump appointees and COVID led to a lot of them dying because of shipping delays.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Yeah, if baby chicks are just hatched they can survive up to 3 days without food or water because they absorb the last of the egg yolk just prior to hatching.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Baby chicks are one of the 4 weird things that you are allowed to mail USPS

https://twitter.com/wurp/status/1425946502074183684?t=aT9Qa32Sa7vXKXFUvnySEg&s=19

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

The weirdest thing about the mail imo is that, as long as the thing isn't dangerous or likely to self-destruct, you can just put it in the mail without a box. You don't even need a special label. Want to mail a shovel, or a basketball, or a pair of shoes? Just stick enough stamps on it to cover the postage, along with a taped-on address label, and drop it off at the post office.

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004

Sagebrush posted:

The weirdest thing about the mail imo is that, as long as the thing isn't dangerous or likely to self-destruct, you can just put it in the mail without a box. You don't even need a special label. Want to mail a shovel, or a basketball, or a pair of shoes? Just stick enough stamps on it to cover the postage, along with a taped-on address label, and drop it off at the post office.

Honestly, that's a good thing. Yes, you can use a pumpkin as a post card. But you can use a pumpkin as a post card, and that is awesome.

Also, something about not requiring a special USPS shipping container that may or may not be available in your area and/or price range.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Baby chicks are one of the 4 weird things that you are allowed to mail USPS

https://twitter.com/wurp/status/1425946502074183684?t=aT9Qa32Sa7vXKXFUvnySEg&s=19

About two months ago I got a package with a "cremated remains" sticker on it. Over the address portion of the label. Only reason it showed up was the barcode.

The package was just paperwork I was expecting. Nothing exciting, probably came off another priority package, but it's pretty obvious no one was sending me remains in a mailer envelope. Good old USPS.

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Is mailing things "cremated remains" the secret way to avoid USPS losing your stuff, kinda like flying with a gun to keep airlines from losing your camera equipment?

mischief
Jun 3, 2003

In my UPS experience the best way was to have a kid hand label the box and draw a bunch of art and poo poo on it. We had a box go through from a kid to her grandma labelled "Fraggle: Handle With Car" and it was like a Christmas miracle.


Flip side being if that one really disgruntled guy sees it it'll probably end up covered in dip juice stuck in the roof rib of a trailer.


:capitalism:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

MRC48B posted:

Is mailing things "cremated remains" the secret way to avoid USPS losing your stuff, kinda like flying with a gun to keep airlines from losing your camera equipment?

No idea, but it really doesn't help when they stick the label over the delivery address.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I was a supervisor at UPS for 7 years while I went to college. As much as they spout off about safe practices a supervisor's role seems to consist of doing all the unsafe stuff nobody else is allowed to do. I agree that it was a great workout and dealing the constant extreme stress has resulted in me becoming an extremely chill, levelheaded person in my new job.

It's not all bad-
I have a relative who never held a job for more than 6 months and had major drug and behavioral issues- I suggested that he start at UPS and the structure and constant exercise have caused him to turn his life around. He's been clean for a few years and has gone ft driver, he honestly believes that the job saved his life.
I was in a bad place out of high achool, mom's medical debts and not wanting to go further than high school football made me extremely depressed and it's amazing how fast you can put on weight when you're in the depths of depression. I do think ups saved my life in a way as well, as much as I complain about it.

That said, that was nearly 20 years ago, and the company is VASTLY different to how it was. Going public started them down a dark path as most companies beholden to shareholders get, and it's really started to get horribly bad in the last 5 or so years.

To put it another way, the guy I work with who has always been "it's a living" as long as I've known him now just says "I loving hate this place so much".

Ups when I started was a square with rounded edges. They've been cutting corners so much since that it's practically a circle and they're still looking for things to cut.
:capitalism:

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/qPijWJ7.mp4

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