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Brawnfire posted:Is that gif or gif? The latter, obviously.
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Oct 6, 2021 17:53
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Brawnfire posted:White rice and chicken breast with steamed broccoli and minimum salt is my favorite meal you monster It's also what all the action stars say they eat when they obviously take steroids but can't say they take steroids!
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Oct 7, 2021 00:26
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When people accuse businesses of "putting profits before people". No poo poo. What the gently caress do you think a business is? How is that a surprise to you? What world do you live in?
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Oct 7, 2021 14:50
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Tiggum posted:When people accuse businesses of "putting profits before people". No poo poo. What the gently caress do you think a business is? How is that a surprise to you? What world do you live in? If someone is found standing over a body with a bloody knife screaming I DID IT AND I'M GLAD would you accuse them of murder?
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Oct 7, 2021 14:58
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Suddenly pop-culture media is lousy with the abbreviation "BTS" for "behind the scenes." To me, BTS is still the Korean boy band (and I'm not even a fan). I see "Check out this BTS video" and I'm like "Why? I don't care about them. They're still around? Why would they do a collab with Brooklyn Nine-Ni-oh, 'behind the scenes,' sure, okay.  " It feels irresponsible to just suddenly start using the same abbreviation in the same publication for something entirely new (that we had no problem saying in its entirety for however loving long).  Both unfortunately remind me of the BTK Killer, which is something else altogether.
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Oct 11, 2021 18:42
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Built to Spill fans remain left out cold
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Oct 11, 2021 19:51
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BTS has always meant behind the scenes or back to school (retail term) to me. The boy band is new and just a flash in the pan that will be forgotten
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Oct 11, 2021 23:02
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People who work for free as a way to get ahead. 3 out of 6 people on my team were sending me emails today asking work questions, and I told each of them it is a federal holiday, and as we work for the federal government, we are not allowed to be working. I technically shouldn't have even been replying to email, but I wanted to remind them because columbus day isn't the most well-known holiday and thought i was doing them a favor. But they kept working.
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Oct 11, 2021 23:51
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I took out the centre piece of my dining room table after my guests left from Thanksgiving dinner, and now I’m out of breath and sweaty. My pet peeve is being so out of shape that I struggle to lift a piece of wood.
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Oct 12, 2021 03:37
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Doja Cat
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Oct 12, 2021 04:46
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The Mighty Moltres posted:I took out the centre piece of my dining room table after my guests left from Thanksgiving dinner, and now I’m out of breath and sweaty. I generally just leaf it there
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Oct 12, 2021 04:55
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Brawnfire posted:I generally just leaf it there Just ask someone else to do it.
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Oct 12, 2021 08:29
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Yeah wooden want to overextend yourself
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Oct 12, 2021 11:45
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I enjoyed posting in a Facebook group but this new rear end in a top hat joined who keeps posting poo poo that's straight up incorrect and everyone correcting him and calling him out keeps getting accused of not being ~positive~ enough and now the group sucks
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Oct 13, 2021 00:10
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Killingyouguy! posted:I enjoyed posting in a Facebook group but this new rear end in a top hat joined who keeps posting poo poo that's straight up incorrect and everyone correcting him and calling him out keeps getting accused of not being ~positive~ enough and now the group sucks Facebook sucks, I stopped using it like 7 years ago, and I don't regret it one bit.
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Oct 13, 2021 01:15
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When you're trying to get a screw-on lid fastened and it won't even seat properly, it just keeps turning then popping off the top thread over and over gently caress YOU
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Oct 13, 2021 04:20
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The first time you use an electric panel oven after it's been off for the summer season. There's always -some- dust and stuff that's gotten into them, and it always stinks. (And they're never designed so that you can just pop off the panel and clean them out before using them, either.) I kinda miss having centralized water heating + water radiators, since they don't have that issue.
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Oct 13, 2021 10:46
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Iron Crowned posted:Facebook sucks, I stopped using it like 7 years ago, and I don't regret it one bit. I just put the dipshits I'm socially obligated to be mutuals with on mute and use it to follow local events and things I actually care about. FB Purity adds an incredibly robust control panel. Facebook as a company and as a thing in general does in fact suck, but there are ways to wring usefulness out of it without drowning in the ads and noise it's built around.
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Oct 13, 2021 11:13
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Brawnfire posted:When you're trying to get a screw-on lid fastened and it won't even seat properly, it just keeps turning then popping off the top thread over and over gently caress YOU
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Oct 13, 2021 11:35
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I do the Peanut Butter Punch too!
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Oct 13, 2021 12:10
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Iron Crowned posted:Facebook sucks, I stopped using it like 7 years ago, and I don't regret it one bit. I'm at the point I only use it for FB Marketplace, it's the de-facto online sales thing in my area. CL is a dead-zone full of nothing but crap being sold by olds, and it seems no ones near me uses LetGo/OfferUp (I think they merged?)
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Oct 13, 2021 16:47
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I bought berries but I forgot to put them in my bag from the self checkout so now I have no berries >:(
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Oct 13, 2021 17:27
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I love my local coffee shop but they do this thing where they don't associate names or numbers to any orders which is predictably terrible and results in exchanges like "your drip coffee is number 5 in line and your burrito is number 3" when things are busy, so you have to listen and count each and every relevant order until it's your turn. I can't emphasize enough that the overall quality, price, and proximity to my condo make this all worth it but holy hell who thought that was a good idea?
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Oct 13, 2021 18:08
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Where did all my forks go?
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Oct 13, 2021 23:02
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Where did all these forks come from?
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Oct 13, 2021 23:11
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Riatsala posted:I love my local coffee shop but they do this thing where they don't associate names or numbers to any orders which is predictably terrible and results in exchanges like "your drip coffee is number 5 in line and your burrito is number 3" when things are busy, so you have to listen and count each and every relevant order until it's your turn. I prefer to neither have a number or my name. I'd rather that they just call out the order. It's different with large orders obviously, but, if I get a coffee, I don't need them to write my name on the coffee. I'm right here, it's just coffee, hand it to me.
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Oct 14, 2021 00:18
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mostlygray posted:I prefer to neither have a number or my name. I'd rather that they just call out the order. It's different with large orders obviously, but, if I get a coffee, I don't need them to write my name on the coffee. I'm right here, it's just coffee, hand it to me. If they did that at my local Tim's you'd get a stampede every time they'd call a double double, eh!
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Oct 14, 2021 01:19
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I'm reading a well-researched book that might be the only book to cover its subject matter, but the writing is not at all engaging, and if the author begins one more sentence with "Moreover," I am going to hijack a bus and drive it to the author's house and edit the god damned thing right in front of God and the police
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Oct 14, 2021 02:40
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Yes I’ve read Mein Kampf as well
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Oct 14, 2021 05:27
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I read Mein Kampf in high school and there were constantly footnotes just giving the original german with the translator noting "no, seriously, check it yourself, the sentence was really this garbage"
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Oct 14, 2021 07:57
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Brawnfire posted:Where did all my forks go?  I suspect their in/under/around my roommate's bed
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Oct 14, 2021 12:09
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Cutlery really does just disappear, I swear when we moved into this house three years ago I bought a whole 16-piece set -- forks, knives, two different kinds of spoon! -- for two people, and now all that remains of that original set is a single fork, spoon, and knife. Where does it go? We can't have accidentally thrown it all away with takeout containers! Once or twice, sure, but 13 times!? .... Does accidentally throwing cutlery away count as a pet peeve? I've also done it with my driver's license in bank envelopes (why don't they just put it on the outside, honestly)
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Oct 14, 2021 13:13
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I found a cache of cutlery in my dogs bed just last week. Mr. Sparkles has been getting the forks and knives off people's plates while we clean up after dinner. Sneaks in while we clear the table and get coffees. We always have at least 8 people eating so we weren't noticing the two or three things going missing until he'd collected so many the bed started clinking. I still haven't caught him in the act, either. Little dude is a drat magician. I honestly have one too many smart animals and it's a huge peeve. I know I'm not the brightest, but I shouldn't be getting outsmarted daily by my hamster and my dog. Damned tricky bastards. Makes me love my incredibly stupid cat even more.
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Oct 14, 2021 14:00
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It’s cutlery, hair ties, and pens. I’m not sure if they get sucked into some alternate universe or what but I’ve had to buy some more knives recently and now I think I need more spoons 
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Oct 14, 2021 14:28
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Baby spoons are the worst because the kid will finish what he's eating then just yeet that poo poo through a tesseract
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Oct 14, 2021 14:36
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Brawnfire posted:Baby spoons are the worst because the kid will finish what he's eating then just yeet that poo poo through a tesseract
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Oct 14, 2021 16:07
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I have been able to confirm that DuckDuckGo search results have gotten worse, and if you use quotation marks to try and search for a specific phrase, loving forget it. It's disappointing.
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Oct 14, 2021 16:33
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People letting their dogs off their leads outside of safe areas. Inevitably they go "oh, oh my god, i'm so sorry, he never does this" when doggo charges across traffic and tackles people, and like... no yeah he clearly does, you're just an irresponsible lazy idiot. Bonus points when they don't even care, just stand or sit in place and go "NO, NO, COME, HEEL, COME, NO" while the dog zooms around endangering themself. Don't get a dog if you don't want to train and care for a dog, rear end in a top hat. Dogs like being trained. It's their deal. It isn't mean! And use a loving leash when cars and coyotes and all kinds of poo poo are all around!
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When you close a double-door cabinet and the first door you close pops open when you close the second, so you have to push them both closed at the same time.
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