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My dad is a big collector of stuff, and buys a little too much random poo poo from a local auction. Yesterday he told me he bought me a present at the auction and at first I started protesting but then he said it’s a box of nunchucks, throwing stars, and machetes.  Sadly it might be a while before I go get it but 13 year old me is very happy
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Post pictures whenever you do get to see it!!!
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Oct 6, 2021 21:01
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Post pictures whenever you do get to see it!!! Absolutely, I hope it’s all as cheesy awesome as I’m imagining 
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Oct 7, 2021 00:45
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My dad also gave me this book in the mid 80s Inside he wrote something like “with the hopes that you’ll learn to be a visible peacemaker” which at the time I thought almost ruined the book.
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Oct 7, 2021 00:54
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That is awesome!
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Oct 7, 2021 01:08
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Oct 7, 2021 01:33
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Snowy posted:My dad also gave me this book in the mid 80s Weak. I can see him quite plainly
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Oct 7, 2021 01:34
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Scratch Monkey posted:Weak. I can see him quite plainly The author is behind the guy with the beard 
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Oct 7, 2021 01:44
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Wasn’t Tarzan’s jungle communicator just him yelling like an rear end in a top hat?
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Oct 7, 2021 02:23
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wa27 posted:Saw this at Goodwill today and thought of you, Gutter Phoenix. 
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Oct 7, 2021 18:56
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Oct 7, 2021 19:10
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Did you break into my house?  
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Oct 8, 2021 16:50
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Szyznyk posted:Wasn’t Tarzan’s jungle communicator just him yelling like an rear end in a top hat? Yeah like we've got this cheap poo poo fake walkie talkie toy, how the gently caress are we gonna sell this? Idk just throw fuckin, Tarzan on there or somebody.
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Oct 10, 2021 07:29
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Jetto Jagga posted:Yeah like we've got this cheap poo poo fake walkie talkie toy, how the gently caress are we gonna sell this? Idk just throw fuckin, Tarzan on there or somebody. I got banana-shaped walkie-talkies for sending in enough Chiquita banana stickers.
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Oct 10, 2021 08:19
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Jetto Jagga posted:Yeah like we've got this cheap poo poo fake walkie talkie toy, how the gently caress are we gonna sell this? Idk just throw fuckin, Tarzan on there or somebody. Is that even a walkie-talkie... thing? I thought it was some kind of flashing/mirror device you flash morse code to some other scrub that is there wondering what the gently caress that flashing thing is. You would think if it was a walkie-talkie, there would at least be two in the package.
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Oct 10, 2021 18:49
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No, it's a cheap reflective plastic hunk-o-junk. Fleetwood made "rack toys" to sell at drug stores (or wherever). They licensed characters from TV shows/movies/comics and stuck them with cheap junk that often had nothing to do with the actual character. I love these things.
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Oct 10, 2021 19:00
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I got banana-shaped walkie-talkies for sending in enough Chiquita banana stickers. Do you still have it? If so, post pictures! I loved sending away for free poo poo when I was a kid. I recently found a glow in the dark shark from "Shark Bites" fruit chews that had been at my parents' house since the early 90's. I just remembered the time I ordered free US Army knee-socks from an ad in Parade magazine. I was a 17 year old senior in high school, and I gave them to a girl named Mary who I was trying to woo with my non-existent charms. Instead, I got army recruiters blowing up my landline phone for at least a year trying to get me to enlist. LOL!!! I hope Mary still has those socks. They were ugly and cool.
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Oct 10, 2021 19:07
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For some reason I was reading this as "Live Stream" and was trying to figure out how that parsed.
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Oct 10, 2021 19:23
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Robert Facepalmer posted:Is that even a walkie-talkie... thing? I thought it was some kind of flashing/mirror device you flash morse code to some other scrub that is there wondering what the gently caress that flashing thing is. You would think if it was a walkie-talkie, there would at least be two in the package. Oh yeah doy Tarzan's even flashing it on the package, I'm dumb! It's just so cheap and nasty!
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Oct 11, 2021 02:28
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Ehhh, don't feel bad. They probably would have had Tarzan doing anydamnthing and used it on the package. 'Amazing Jungle Survival Knife!' Why is Tarzan washing dishes? Is his knife dirty?
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Oct 12, 2021 22:29
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McGruff the bitch-rear end snitch.
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Oct 12, 2021 23:00
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All the crime of the 70s and 80s were because kids didn’t snitch enough. I never knew!
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Oct 13, 2021 00:10
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"Man, I totally wanted to go to the prom, but radicalized vandals burned down the gym. And Suzy Johnson's parents' house where we were all gonna go get drunk afterwards. gently caress! Oh well. I guess we'll just go smoke some angel dust and go to the cockfights. Again. High school sucks, dude."
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Oct 13, 2021 00:49
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           nsfw  Selections from an Easyrider. Let me know if those shorts need a nsfw tag. Sorry about the glare.
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Oct 13, 2021 03:15
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"California residents add 6% for the man" 
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Oct 13, 2021 10:11
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"Muff hair can show if ya want, but it's not necessary to win." That is like, cocaine: the sentence
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Oct 13, 2021 12:14
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Gutter Phoenix posted:"Man, I totally wanted to go to the prom, but radicalized vandals burned down the gym. And Suzy Johnson's parents' house where we were all gonna go get drunk afterwards. gently caress! Later those kids went on to create NextDoor so they could have thousands of people have a place to complain about how crime is always on the rise and things were better and they saw a brown person in their neighborhood so we need more cops.
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Oct 13, 2021 13:46
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 What kind of outlaw knows a notary?!
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Oct 13, 2021 14:00
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Gutter Phoenix posted:
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Oct 13, 2021 14:10
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Oct 13, 2021 14:24
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I have a hilarious amount of old Easyriders. What do you all want to see? Pictures of people, bikes, weird merch (fyi warning there is a lot of swastika poo poo), gross comics, or whatever? I don't want to make it weird with too much nsfw stuff.
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Oct 13, 2021 15:10
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AKZ posted:weird merch (fyi warning there is a lot of swastika poo poo), gross comics 
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Oct 13, 2021 15:20
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Hi you must be new to something awful, we used to have a shithead for a owner now we're cool. Please bring us your dreck and the funnies
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Oct 13, 2021 15:32
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AKZ posted:I have a hilarious amount of old Easyriders. What do you all want to see? Pictures of people, bikes, weird merch (fyi warning there is a lot of swastika poo poo), gross comics, or whatever? I don't want to make it weird with too much nsfw stuff. Yes!!! I posted some issues of Easyriders way earlier in the thread. They are hilariously trashy, but chock full of floppy biker boobs and racist bullshit. Nonetheless, this thread is a window into the past, lovely parts and all, so post anything that strikes your fancy or stands out to you. Thanks for the contributions! I love crappy old magazines. They are perfect time capsules.
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Happy to oblige. I have this pile of them that I wound up with. Again, let know if something should have been tagged nsfw. We'll continue with another pass on the same issue.                   
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Oct 14, 2021 01:20
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LOL at the fuckin' DIY tattoo removal ad!!
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Oct 14, 2021 01:25
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Gutter Phoenix posted:LOL at the fuckin' DIY tattoo removal ad!! I looked it up and saw that the FDA banned it in 1992 because, surprise, it's really bad for your skin!
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Oct 14, 2021 01:50
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Yes!!! what can ya do when your world is invaded by floppy biker boobs what can ya do when the things that made you happy now only make you blue
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"Void where prohibited by the heat" would be a good thread title.
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