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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
9/11, wars in Afghanistan, Iraq: no stress
Obama becomes president: poo poo'S GOING THROUGH THE ROOF

That chart might as well be called "frequency of blue check marks being questioned by uppity peasants on Twitter" since that appears to be the true measure of stress as far as the author is concerned.

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

If you believe there are only one or two ghosts you don't think ghosts exist, but if you think there are three of four ghosts, you do believe in ghosts? Hmm interesting hypotheses.

I shall tell the two ghosts that haunt me so I don't believe in them!

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Y axis: blackness of president

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


“annual deaths […] from January through September”

Strange annum you got there.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Platystemon posted:

“annual deaths […] from January through September”

Wait... hold a loving minute. There's about 1250 firearm deaths of under 18's every 9 months on average every year in the US?

Like 1.5X the amount of drownings....

:psyduck:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

dr_rat posted:

Wait... hold a loving minute. There's about 1250 firearm deaths of under 18's every 9 months on average every year in the US?

Well I think they are using the full year for that one, twelve months, but more or less, yeah.

It’s endemic.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Platystemon posted:



“annual deaths […] from January through September”

Strange annum you got there.

The other causes of deaths are normalized for the Jan - Sep period. Annual is a weird word to use though.

dr_rat posted:

Wait... hold a loving minute. There's about 1250 firearm deaths of under 18's every 9 months on average every year in the US?

Like 1.5X the amount of drownings....

:psyduck:

You can't install a pool without a fence around it, but being required to lock up your gun is a fundamental breach of human rights in the US.

For another fun fact, ~8k kids total are shot with a gun every year in the US.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Absolutely no political stress whatsoever in the decades following the american revolution.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

The other causes of deaths are normalized for the Jan - Sep period. Annual is a weird word to use though.

Perhaps, but it’s not just the wording that’s problematic.

Presumably they took data for child deaths in that five‐year period and multiplied by nine sixtieths to get their figures, which isn’t the same thing as using the numbers for the first nine months of each year.



This is U.S. drowning deaths, all ages, 2018.

Flu and pneumonia also have obvious seasonal relationships. I don’t know about cars, guns, and heart disease.

Falathrim
May 7, 2007

I could shoot someone if it would make you feel better.

Platystemon posted:

Presumably they took data for child deaths in that five‐year period and multiplied by nine sixtieths to get their figures, which isn’t the same thing as using the numbers for the first nine months of each year.

Well, maybe, but this seems like an odd assumption to make.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
e: This might have lead to a derail.

It’s an awful graph no matter how you slice it.

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IYKK
Mar 13, 2006
They should've added all cause mortality as a reference. I have no idea if a two hundred dead American kids are a lot or not.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Platystemon posted:

Perhaps, but it’s not just the wording that’s problematic.

Presumably they took data for child deaths in that five‐year period and multiplied by nine sixtieths to get their figures, which isn’t the same thing as using the numbers for the first nine months of each year.



This is U.S. drowning deaths, all ages, 2018.

Flu and pneumonia also have obvious seasonal relationships. I don’t know about cars, guns, and heart disease.
Remermeber Remermeber the 5th of Novermeber
Gunporweder Treraeson and Plort

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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

dr_rat posted:

If you believe there are only one or two ghosts you don't think ghosts exist, but if you think there are three of four ghosts, you do believe in ghosts? Hmm interesting hypotheses.

I shall tell the two ghosts that haunt me so I don't believe in them!

:dafuq:

Dylan16807
May 12, 2010

The possible answers for "Are ghosts real?" are apparently 1, 2, 3, and 4.

So presumably if you think 1 or 2 ghosts exist, ghosts are not real.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




dr_rat posted:

If you believe there are only one or two ghosts you don't think ghosts exist, but if you think there are three of four ghosts, you do believe in ghosts? Hmm interesting hypotheses.

I shall tell the two ghosts that haunt me so I don't believe in them!

Imagine four ghosts on the edge of an axis

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

dr_rat posted:

If you believe there are only one or two ghosts you don't think ghosts exist, but if you think there are three of four ghosts, you do believe in ghosts? Hmm interesting hypotheses.

I shall tell the two ghosts that haunt me so I don't believe in them!

Two ghosts are an anecdote, three ghosts are a data set.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

steinrokkan posted:

Two ghosts are an anecdote, three ghosts are a data set.

Any three non-collinear ghosts define an astral plane.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Powered Descent posted:

Any three non-collinear ghosts define an astral plane.

Boooooo!

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


One ghost is a tragedy

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Pasco posted:

Loss edits get ever more elaborate.

Here you go.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Powered Descent posted:

Any three non-collinear ghosts define an astral plane.
<:mad:>

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

One ghost is an accident, two ghosts is a coincidence, three ghosts is paranormal activity

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Yes, that's what it sounds like.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Powered Descent posted:

Any three non-collinear ghosts define an astral plane.

:hmmyes:

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
ghosts marked 1, 2, 3 and 5.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






Wasn't sure whether to put this here or the mildly interesting thread

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

OwlFancier posted:

Absolutely no political stress whatsoever in the decades following the american revolution.

That first graph looks like it would have been displayed on the Fox News of 1861 as a secessionist talking point: “The country can’t handle Lincoln’s tyranny! This has nothing to do with slavery, a tranquil and orderly institution!”

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

flavor.flv posted:



Wasn't sure whether to put this here or the mildly interesting thread

Desperately freaked out by the petals/feathers on the Asian sphinx

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Sure, loss and all that, but I'm too annoyed.

There's no goddamn correlation between being open minded and believing in ghosts. Being open to new experiences and interpretations even tends to undercut supernatural belief.

gently caress this graphing your assumptions and calling it insight bullshit.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Brawnfire posted:

Desperately freaked out by the petals/feathers on the Asian sphinx

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
So they protect evil?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Beartaco posted:

So they protect evil?

Fairly common concept, just look at the Secret Service.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Beartaco posted:

So they protect evil?

Officially, the motto is "to protect and serve evil".

World Famous W
May 25, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 45 minutes!

Beartaco posted:

So they protect evil?
Balance must be preserved. Can't let evil get to far beat upon

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

the third sphinx looks like it's saying "Don't pity me because I have a disability, I actually live a fully self-sufficient and well-actualized life! I have a beautiful girlfriend, a lovely job, and everything else you have."

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Mescal posted:

Don't pity me because I have a disability, I actually live a fully self-sufficient and well-actualized life! I have a beautiful girlfriend, a lovely job, and everything else you have.
/

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:dadjoke:

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
https://twitter.com/JonBoeckenstedt/status/1447584690932629511

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OnlyBans
Sep 21, 2021

by sebmojo
I never got that distribution with the SAT. When I first took it in 7th grade, I got a score that would have gotten me admitted to most colleges and when I took it again in HS I just got one question wrong. It's a ridiculously easy test. I never took any classes for it and I don't see how taking a course could improve your skills for something that is not hard. The evidence is obviously against me but I don't get it.

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