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I really would invite you to visit https://garfieldeats.com and browse around, it's kind of amazing how lazy the site is, how many obvious typos there are. Also, Nathen has this thing about branding, it's like his brand is branding, and somehow that's supposed to be... good? Like we're in some kind of post-modernist state where people are suddenly excited about branding or something, as if a brand around branding is something people want. It really underlies how truly out of touch he is with the human beings.
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reignofevil posted:I think I speak for everyone when I say it is best that Nathan has decided he doesn't want to have sex. He can adopt. Both pets and children.
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Clockwork Sputnik posted:Has anyone said Arbuckleiolosis yet? No you’re the first
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I am now 100% Entergaged. Soon I will reach Arabiolosis. Please join me in kissing oversized Garfield costume.
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I wonder whether he bought that costume or rented it. For the sake of entertagers everywhere, I hope it’s the former.
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I don't think it was a costume he made out with, but a giant stuffed garf plush. Youtuber Quentin Reviews went on a journey trying to get one of them from Nathen, who tried to send him a box of sand instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoVa0Hi1rOg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpwJgRWkIUY
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^lolpseudanonymous posted:I really would invite you to visit https://garfieldeats.com and browse around, it's kind of amazing how lazy the site is, how many obvious typos there are. Looks like Big Cow still only ships in Ontario. Shameful Nathen.
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sharknado slashfic posted:^lol If you scroll back, I actually tried to order one and got a personal call from Nathen.
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CodfishCartographer posted:I don't think it was a costume he made out with, but a giant stuffed garf plush. If it is a costume then I can easily picture Nathen putting it on and dancing in front of a large mirror Buffalo Bill style.
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Sort of relief Nathen's coming out thing was him announcing he's celibate instead of pulling a Milo and saying he's cured of being gay.
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Yaldabaoth posted:If it is a costume then I can easily picture Nathen putting it on and dancing in front of a large mirror Buffalo Bill style. "Would you gently caress me? I'm celibate."
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It's pretty amazing how Nathen is trying to get a C added LGBTQ because of him, personally.
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Frank Frank posted:He can adopt. Both pets and children. do you think he would live stream the adoption interview? do you think he would *pass* it?
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I never, ever regret clicking this thread I’ve been doing it for like two years or something
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Oct 14, 2021 02:50
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The Garfian Saga
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Oct 14, 2021 02:58
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Fully nude. Fully entergorged.
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Am I still considered #celibate if I’m just loving a giant Garfield toy?
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Garfield succeeded, or so he thought Nermal arrived and was embraced He was raised as something man, but also not man A swarthy swishy spectre to herald the reckoning He has returned to shame and lay low his mailer AbuDhabiolosis
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Thank you Viacom and PAWS Inc. for making this all possible
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Steve Jorbs posted:
Is that John Litgow?
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Frank Frank posted:Is that John Litgow? I think so? This is very weird even for Nathen
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sharknado slashfic posted:I think so? This is very weird even for Nathen Hey look, John Litgow is a sexy beast. I can’t blame Nathen for using a blurry, out of focus shot of John to… celebrate his celibacy I guess. Sure let’s go with that.
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It’s a video clip apparently from Beatriz at Dinner staring Lithgow. It’s so zoomed in though it looked like someone inserted a still frame of his face for a second.
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Frank Frank posted:Any particular reason why? Foreverially entergorged and entergaged
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World’s youngest John Lithgow licensee.
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EL BROMANCE posted:World’s youngest John Lithgow licensee. Does John Litgow want to be kissed?
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Does John Lithgow eat? If so, what does he eat? Is it all #farm2plate? The world holds its breath.
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Escape From Noise posted:Does John Lithgow eat? If so, what does he eat? Is it all #farm2plate? The world holds its breath. You know, I am really craving a pizza with lovely orange sauce in the shape of John Litgow’s head.
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Frank Frank posted:You know, I am really craving a pizza with lovely orange sauce in the shape of John Litgow’s head. I demand French (Stewart) Fries!
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We’ve seen that plush cat move, someone can definitely climb inside of it
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yr new gurlfrand! posted:We’ve seen that plush cat move, someone can definitely climb inside of it True love bestowed upon it the gift of life The reason it doesn't move in subsequent videos is that it promptly killed itself.
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yr new gurlfrand! posted:We’ve seen that plush cat move, someone can definitely climb inside of it anyone interested in spermjacking their way into the youngest garfield licensee fortune has a golden opportunity here
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I think literally every time some skeptic posts about the thread being pointless Nathen sees it and unveils the next magnificent phase of his plan Garfcel today, Garfcel tomorrow, Garfcel forever
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Escape From Noise posted:Gonna Garf 'til I barf! Now, more than ever.
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Escape From Noise posted:Gonna Garf 'til I barf! Garfcel ‘til I barfcel
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I’ve often said, there is nothing better for the inside of Nathen, than the outside of Garfield
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