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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Long posts are now getting probed. It was cute for a while, but I'm sick of this thread being unreadable.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Pastry of the Year posted:

Long posts are now getting probed. It was cute for a while, but I'm sick of this thread being unreadable.

MVP post

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Pastry of the Year posted:

Long posts are now getting probed. It was cute for a while, but I'm sick of this thread being unreadable.

:hmmyes:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Zil posted:

I can honestly say I have never held an obese rat or even thought about the possibility of there being obese rats.

If they are as good as boobs I would like to hold an obese rat.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!




OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If the boom mic isn't poking into the frame how do I know the boom op cares about me?

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009


Lmao

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Contributing to a corrected thread:





Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


> With GRATITUDE

Semi-Protato
Sep 11, 2001



Pastry of the Year posted:

Long posts are now getting probed. It was cute for a while, but I'm sick of this thread being unreadable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

How delightful!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Mr. Crow posted:

Long posting is crashing the android app lmbo

Lmao I was wondering

Glad it's not me

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Heck yeah, if there are enough rats there maybe I'll finally get to find out what a boob feels like.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Harrow posted:

Standup comedy rules and James Acaster also rules

He's one of the best guests on Would I Lie To You?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct40CLTCC7A

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug
Short posts it is.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.




Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Warbird posted:

Post more long memes

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
https://i.imgur.com/D9OUosa.mp4

NGL cone sounds pretty dope

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Killer robot posted:

Short posts it is.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrjStSqu_w4

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Long, loooong maaa...


gently caress!

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

RIP Nobiko

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

I'll join the rest of the crew upset about the gift variation, Terry. Not too bad, though, I've got all three feet covered, but let me just say your presents seen to have diminishing value since I'm out of bare feet.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Famously short, like Space Jam 1.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Goon project: Russian nesting doll

- Yao Ming
- Big Show
- The Rock
- Gwendoline Christie
- Schwarzenegger
- Kirsten Dunst
- Tom Cruise
- Joe Rogan
- Ben Shapiro

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I still don't see the point in picking on people for being short or ugly or whatever. Pick on them because they're loving scumbags, not for stuff they have no control over.

I mean, take Mike Rowe. He's a gorgeous specimen of a man, and also a vile, insidious mouthpiece for big business.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Hyperlynx posted:

I still don't see the point in picking on people for being short or ugly or whatever. Pick on them because they're loving scumbags, not for stuff they have no control over.

I mean, take Mike Rowe. He's a gorgeous specimen of a man, and also a vile, insidious mouthpiece for big business.

It's cool if a dude is like 5'2"

But when his whole personality is "STEROIDS MMA FIGHT ME BRO YOU'RE ALL BETAS" as I tuck him into a sock drawer with some bird seed and a thimble of milk, then it's 100% fair game to mock his pathetic limpdick complex he wears on his sleeve.

As such, Joe Rogan is a dumb bitch and you should never not mock him for his many insecurities he tries desperately to project on others.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

as I tuck him into a sock drawer with some bird seed and a thimble of milk

I got a good chuckle out of picturing this in my mind

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Nah it's still lovely to dunk on people for stuff they can't control, like their height. All it's signalling is "being short is something you should be ashamed of but we won't bring it up as long as you have the right opinions".

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

It's cool if a dude is like 5'2"

But when his whole personality is "STEROIDS MMA FIGHT ME BRO YOU'RE ALL BETAS" as I tuck him into a sock drawer with some bird seed and a thimble of milk, then it's 100% fair game to mock his pathetic limpdick complex he wears on his sleeve.

As such, Joe Rogan is a dumb bitch and you should never not mock him for his many insecurities he tries desperately to project on others.

You're not mocking his masculinity complex though, you're specifically just mocking his height. Which makes being short seem like the joke.

And yes, I know, you're picking on "the thing that'll really upset him the most" or whatever. But he's not seeing your forum posts. If you're directly responding to his dumb tweets with short photoshops, fine. But posting short joke memes on random websites is just posting short jokes.

And you can debate over whether that's ok or not to do, but people just need to own up to making short jokes instead of trying to veil it behind some elaborate take down of toxic masculinity.

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
Shorter men are lesser men, is what you need to understand

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

Pastry of the Year posted:

Long posts are now getting probed. It was cute for a while, but I'm sick of this thread being unreadable.

PYF Mmrnmhrm: It was cute for a while, but I'm sick of this thread being unreadable

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Beeswax posted:

Nah it's still lovely to dunk on people for stuff they can't control, like their height. All it's signalling is "being short is something you should be ashamed of but we won't bring it up as long as you have the right opinions".
:hmmyes:

Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:

You're not mocking his masculinity complex though, you're specifically just mocking his height. Which makes being short seem like the joke.

And yes, I know, you're picking on "the thing that'll really upset him the most" or whatever. But he's not seeing your forum posts. If you're directly responding to his dumb tweets with short photoshops, fine. But posting short joke memes on random websites is just posting short jokes.

And you can debate over whether that's ok or not to do, but people just need to own up to making short jokes instead of trying to veil it behind some elaborate take down of toxic masculinity.
:hmmyes:

I don't think it's a coincidence that supposed "allies" have the hardest time letting go of this one. It's cool if short jokes are your punching bag, but like, don't be mad when people point out that it's your punching bag.

Short tax:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Man, dot matrix skywriting is some bullshit

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


apatheticman posted:

Reminding all you long meme posters again to get hosed.

Thanks

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