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Platystemon posted:Take it out on the town and make it feel special and it will give you no trouble. There goes the neighborhood
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 04:30 |
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well, they should have checked it for UXO first
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 04:38 |
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So he wasn't circumsized I'm guessing.
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 05:06 |
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If the elk was wearing it for two years, couldn't they just wait a couple weeks for the antlers to shed naturally? If they're still rutting, there's no way that guy's going to get a girlfriend now.
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 05:10 |
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i dont think there's any guarantee you're going to be able to find that elk in a couple weeks, dart him when he's around for the de-tiring
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 05:43 |
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Fifty Shades Of Goy
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 06:01 |
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dr_rat posted:Fbi types like to go into it to work when ever they can. They charge their crystals in there don't they? The FBI turned it into a JO shack!
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 06:08 |
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PainterofCrap posted:Fifty Shades Of Goy I was trying to think of a goy joke but then scrolled down and you already took the best one
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 06:09 |
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Time to log on, what up my gentiles? Way to make me be the creep random internet thing!
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 06:42 |
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 06:48 |
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Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:i dont think there's any guarantee you're going to be able to find that elk in a couple weeks, dart him when he's around for the de-tiring Yeah, I think the issue was this is the first opportunity they had to do *anything* about it, despite having known about this elk for two years. If they let this go by, they might never find him again.
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 07:05 |
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thicc horny boy loses spare tire, gets pumped full of "the good stuff"
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 08:23 |
https://twitter.com/bithapi/status/1422766572393877509
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 08:54 |
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WOW typing ted into wikipedia main page brings up cruz, kacynski, bundy, and talks. Lasso is doing a lot of heavy lifting saving it from universal cursebiracial bear for uncut posted:Sound on for these. I love this guy on the bright side
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 09:16 |
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Scathach posted:Is no one else worried that the elk had that necklace for two whole years and some dudes knocked his rear end out, assaulted him and broke his antlers, and stole the necklace? They broke his antlers? I hoped they just cut the tire off.
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 10:03 |
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Subjunctive posted:They broke his antlers? I hoped they just cut the tire off. They're like leaves, or a duck's penis, they fall off and grow back every year
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 10:10 |
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Cutting tires is also extremely dangerous as tires have high tension wire threaded into the tread for stability.
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 10:57 |
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Captain Splendid posted:They're like leaves, or a duck's penis, they fall off and grow back every year The uh the duck What
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 11:33 |
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Kwyndig posted:Cutting tires is also extremely dangerous as tires have high tension wire threaded into the tread for stability. Is true some tires have steel cable. I don't think they're under tension and are just a pain in the rear end without a hacksaw or something which can cut metal.
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 11:36 |
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This is all dumb as hell. Why go through all of that trouble when they could just shoot it? There are literally millions of them all over. gently caress, I have three in my back yard right now doing nothing but taking up space and breeding ticks. All of this bleeding heart bullshit is getting old. Stop worrying about it and shoot the loving tire already.
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 11:45 |
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Has sound https://i.imgur.com/BbFs2jr.mp4
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 12:18 |
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the tools they had on hand couldn't cut the steel wire in the tire, so they had no choice but to cut the antlers off. Sucks for the rut, but they'll grow back next year. they had been trying to find this guy for quite a while, so they had to act quick. as expected, the tire was creating an open pressure sore from where it was sitting on his neck, but it wasn't as bad as they thought it would be and they expect it to heal normally.
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 13:51 |
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Captain Splendid posted:They're like leaves, or a duck's penis, they fall off and grow back every year Ah, OK. That’s better then.
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 13:51 |
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Captain Splendid posted:They're like leaves, or a duck's penis, they fall off and grow back every year That can't be right...
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 14:59 |
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Strong levitation vibes itt rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDNgmdGMpuY
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 15:15 |
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`Nemesis posted:the tools they had on hand couldn't cut the steel wire in the tire, so they had no choice but to cut the antlers off. Sucks for the rut, but they'll grow back next year. They would have had to have been ready on-site with a battery-powered sawzall or sabre saw, and at least three each of blades and fully-charged batteries. The bead wire is not under tension, but it is indeed a bitch to cut without the proper tools. Just cutting a tire across the carcass is hard. Zipping off the antlers, comparatively, takes no time at all.
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 15:16 |
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Picnic Princess posted:If the elk was wearing it for two years, couldn't they just wait a couple weeks for the antlers to shed naturally? If they're still rutting, there's no way that guy's going to get a girlfriend now. someone had already put a ring on him
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 15:21 |
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Leon Sumbitches posted:That can't be right... https://nypost.com/2017/05/06/dont-be-fooled-ducks-are-sadistic-raping-monsters/
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 15:35 |
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biracial bear for uncut posted:https://nypost.com/2017/05/06/dont-be-fooled-ducks-are-sadistic-raping-monsters/ We regret to inform you that the duck is a duck
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 16:42 |
Phy posted:We regret to inform you that the duck is a duck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kToum8497js
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 16:49 |
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Alright, for all your tire elk needs:quote:The first question is, of course, why not just Sawzall that tire off? I bet a shocking number of our readers have cut through a tire with a reciprocating saw or a grinder—it can absolutely be done, so why not do that in this case?
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 16:50 |
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gently caress you for dredging the memory of that ad back up. I remember when it was on like every single goddamn ad break.
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 16:53 |
Trabant posted:Alright, for all your tire elk needs: Well not now that his bitchin' necklace is gone, sheesh
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 17:32 |
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Good. Once that elk gets older then he can be retired.
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 18:02 |
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Why didn’t they just add 3 more tires and turn the elk into a car? Beep beep
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 18:03 |
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Gorilla Radio posted:Good. Once that elk gets older then he can be retired. This is going to create a lot of pressure to retread old puns that go flat.
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 18:09 |
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Gorilla Radio posted:Good. Once that elk gets older then he can be retired. This may give him an inflated ego Tread carefully
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 18:09 |
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PainterofCrap posted:Fifty Shades Of Goy It's got some raw shicksappeal.
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