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Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Mickolution posted:

I haven't seen Squid Game yet, so I think a lot of this week's one is lost on me.



That Ranieri panel is pretty amazing if you have seen the first episode of the show, but I don't think it's essential to getting the joke.

It's a good show, though.

In case you wanted a peek at what Squiers is referencing, here's a clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQj00Y2sOi8

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Oct 5, 2021

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Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/fistedaway/status/1446105745905311750?t=1XraKcrAFRsu7RHY0jINEg&s=19

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/433/status/1445994665539522565?s=21

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
https://fxtwitter.com/rarebuthappens/status/1446091658798383107?s=21
lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/demarionunn/status/1446971262631391232?t=JjoMmRpdECdlkEd2fjz5GQ&s=19

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

I might be wrong here, but in a shoot out that the ball is dead after it changes direction?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

britishbornandbread posted:

I might be wrong here, but in a shoot out that the ball is dead after it changes direction?

No, it's dead when the ref says it's dead, otherwise shots off the post (or off the post and off the back of the keeper) would be ruled out.

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
The rule is

quote:

The kick is completed when the ball stops moving, goes out of play or the referee stops play for any offence; the kicker may not play the ball a second time.

Brazil lost the 1986 world cup in precisely the scenario that goddamnedtwisto mentioned, when a French player kicked the ball into the post and it then hit the back of the Brazilian goalkeeper to go in.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/James_Dart/status/1447269965531332614

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

I believe the commonly accepted term for this is “the Kwagga”

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/FCPorto/status/1447483658223423490?s=20

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Saucy.

JunkDeluxe
Oct 21, 2008
Nasri apparently stopped playing football now
Maybe he stopped going to the drip doctors

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

JunkDeluxe posted:

Nasri apparently stopped playing football now
Maybe he stopped going to the drip doctors



Mido-esque.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
So good it needs to be in more places than the CONCACAF thread


https://twitter.com/onesoccer/statu...ingawful.com%2F

https://twitter.com/brfootball/stat...ingawful.com%2F

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
dunking on panama? a new jlingz is born

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

What a stunningly average goal.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
The touch to take it off the defender and keep it in play was nice. The rest was ok.

Also lol at the best LB in history comment.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

It's funny watching that Panama defender take a good moment to figure out that Davies and the ball actually blew right the gently caress by him.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

CyberPingu posted:

The touch to take it off the defender and keep it in play was nice. The rest was ok.

Also lol at the best LB in history comment.

yeah, the steal is sensational but the finish is a bit standard.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
The steal is sick. Exactly what you want from your players taking on that 10% chance of keeping a ball in and turning it into a chance, a lot of players wouldn't have even tried for that. The celebrations were a bit OTT but to be fair I don't know the context of the game and how important winning that game was, after all it is Canada who are at best on par with a team like Panama so not like they don't deserve to celebrate scoring.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
They're 3rd in the final round of the CONCACAF qualifiers, the final straight qualifying spot. Panama are 4th, 2 points behind them, and would have to go through an inter-confederation playoff if things stay that way.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


All these videos don't show the important context before the ball gets to the line

Davies is the one under the arrow:

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Flayer posted:

The steal is sick. Exactly what you want from your players taking on that 10% chance of keeping a ball in and turning it into a chance, a lot of players wouldn't have even tried for that. The celebrations were a bit OTT but to be fair I don't know the context of the game and how important winning that game was, after all it is Canada who are at best on par with a team like Panama so not like they don't deserve to celebrate scoring.

Canada hasn't made the World Cup since 1986, their only appearance.

Canada hadn't even made the final stage of World Cup Qualifying in over 20 years.

Canada is currently ranked #51 in FIFA, and were as low as #114 a few years ago.

Basically, Canada is North American Scotland and are playing out of their goddamn minds. (Undefeated through 6 WCQ games, only other team in the group who can claim the same is Mexico, who I think is a FIFA top 10 team?)

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Look at this doofus talking about FIFA rankings like they mean anything.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Shrapnig posted:

Look at this doofus talking about FIFA rankings like they mean anything.

:emptyquote:

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Slotducks posted:

All these videos don't show the important context before the ball gets to the line

Davies is the one under the arrow:


lmao

i'm sure Davies is rapid but lol at that player who tried to let it go out

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Canada being decent is fun but if that Dynasty Don guy comes up with another dance I'm going to start cheering for them to lose every game by six goals.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
it's funny that the best ever player from Canada decided to play for England instead

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Paperhouse posted:

it's funny that the best ever player from Canada decided to play for England instead

What are you talking about? Jonathan David plays for Canada :confused:

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Saying you are the Scotland of North America isn't a good thing fyi

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

CyberPingu posted:

Saying you are the Scotland of North America isn't a good thing fyi
Canadians aren't even rude and existentially miserable

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Shrapnig posted:

Look at this doofus talking about FIFA rankings like they mean anything.

Oh they mean gently caress all 100% agree...just speaking to how average Canada has been for ohhh...100 years?

That's what makes this cycle so goddamn bonkers

CyberPingu posted:

Saying you are the Scotland of North America isn't a good thing fyi

That's kind of the point, yes.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Crazy Ted posted:

Canadians aren't even rude and existentially miserable

lmao yes we are

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Paperhouse posted:

lmao

i'm sure Davies is rapid but lol at that player who tried to let it go out

Should have done a Pantsulaya imo

https://twitter.com/carrusel/status/1383562671564328960?s=20

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Slotducks posted:

lmao yes we are
Compared to the Scottish?

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Crazy Ted posted:

Compared to the Scottish?

The Scots never took indigenous lands at the rates we did.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Slotducks posted:

The Scots never took indigenous lands at the rates we did.
No they just helped the English do it! I think I might have misread that

Also Canadian rudeness just doesn't hit the same way Scottish rudeness does.

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Oct 14, 2021

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Alphonso Davies is really good and I'm glad Canada might finally be in a World Cup for the first time ever in recorded history

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