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Stealth Tiger posted:Joe Rogan did a bunch of HGH and it made his head grow, like cheat codes in video games from our youth would do. He gave himself big head mode and all you mock him for is his stature? For shame. No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:They definitely prefer larger, despite their insistence otherwise
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Dr. Clockwork posted:You guys gotta stop punching down on short people! Yeah you gotta bend right down low then go for the uppercut instead
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bike tory posted:Yeah you gotta bend right down low then go for the uppercut instead When we said "try always to lift people up" we did not mean "give em a fucken shoryuken"
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Oct 14, 2021 20:44
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The only acceptable punch down
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Oct 14, 2021 20:45
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Don't punch me pls 🥺
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LOL imagine having sex and then some guy under 6'4" tries to wrap his stubby little vienna sausage fingers around 20% of your neck
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Oct 14, 2021 20:52
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Hate it when you have to keep pulling the guy out again and again from falling into your cavernous meat cavern.
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Karate Bastard posted:Hate it when you have to keep pulling the guy out again and again from falling into your cavernous meat cavern. People like buttholes though.
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Karate Bastard posted:Hate it when you have to keep pulling the guy out again and again from falling into your cavernous meat cavern. Call that my sarlaac pit
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Azhais posted:The only acceptable punch down I know what this means but Azhais posted:punch down What the gently caress does this mean? Why does it imply someone/thing is beneath you ("down") but used by people trying to sound woke? I think I'm getting old
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Punch down is slang for picking on people of a lower social status apparently It's also a wiring term
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yeah it's uh, not a new term
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Oct 14, 2021 21:33
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On the one hand I get roped in to do everything people can't do without a ladder. On the other hand I keep banging my head on the ceiling. On the other other hand I will die sooner. Swings and roundabouts really.
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Azhais posted:Punch down is slang for picking on people of a lower social status apparently Ah so with short people it's a double entendre.
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Scholtz posted:Ah so with short people it's a double entendre. Short people anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfyS-S-IJs 
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Oct 14, 2021 21:51
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I'm jealous of short people because their homes are subjectively bigger than mine per square foot I imagine if you were a foot tall your lovely short guy apartment would feel like a palace
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Oct 14, 2021 22:03
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yeah but on the flip side mean dogs and large raccoons are subjectively bigger and scarier
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A raccoon the size of a human would actually be really good.
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I've noticed that a few really short women I know are in relationships with tall guys. Like women who barely pass 4ft being hooked up with guys who are 6ft4. Is there some genetic attraction at work there, hoping that nature will give them kids who turn out somewhere inbetween?
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Oct 14, 2021 22:14
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You can do a couples costume for halloween as master blaster.
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Just throwing it out there that fighter pilot & astronaut selection favors short people. In return, have some little people jokes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKH4dainNkU
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I remember at school there was one kid who always got picked on for being short. He got called "baby" John. The running joke was that he was so tiny you couldn't see him. One day he compared height with me, and couldn't believe I was even shorter. He was like "how come you don't get picked on for being short" and I was like "lol there's a massive list of other stuff they pick on me for instead because I'm a weirdo"
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Dr. Clockwork posted:You guys gotta stop punching down on short people! If they dont want me to punch down they gotta meet me halfway and bring their own stepladder.
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Mr. Crow posted:I know what this means but I will never get over goons inability to look up definitions or pick up on context clues 
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Oct 14, 2021 23:00
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OK, now lets do the Hapsburgs and see how the numbers compare.
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False, 834 of my ninth-great grandparents are the same couple
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According to WHO, the median semen volume is 3.7 milliliters, adding all those numbers up gets to 4094 people cumming, but only half will be male so thats 2047 cummers, so 7.57L/2gal of cum
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This assumes no incest
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We have to account for the number of people who took more than one try I think. Better bring a 5 gallon bucket at least.
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this is one of those 30 second gifs that gains nothing from the last 24 seconds here is a meme for you 
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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ThriftySophisticatedGoshawk-mobile.mp4
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