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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I'm dat flex

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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I'm morbidly curious to see the joinup.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Powershift posted:

dangerously low on blinker fluid?


This is at a drive-thru window. This is getting out of hand.



This looks like a little Mexican restaurant near me, it's at the end of a strip & the drive-thru window is like 2-3 feet higher than it should be. I drive a Camry & the bottom of the window is almost level with the top of my roof, it's the weirdest poo poo I've seen.

charliemonster42
Sep 14, 2005


Deteriorata posted:

Personally, I think people should be allowed to enjoy their cars. I'm glad other people like cars that I don't. It helps keep the market diverse and interesting.

Bravo to them for their PT Cruiser fetish. True Automotive Insanity.

Agreed - I'm just bitter that this knowledge was forced upon me against my will. Jeff was hellbent on small talk about cars, and clearly just wanted someone to talk to, but would prattle on endlessly and breathlessly about what he was doing to his Subaru and how he's working with a tuner to tune it and on and on and on and on. At a certain point it was basically just Jeff FM, he went into broadcast mode, regardless of who was listening.

Agreed - people should be able to like what they like. Unless it's VQ powered...

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

DEAR RICHARD posted:

i'm the dish tv

Must park with heading plus or minus ninety degrees of south.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Platystemon posted:

Must park with heading plus or minus ninety degrees of south.

The misssus has recently discovered that I will always pivot to sleeping north-south and facing east.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



I want this to still be powered by the original FWD V6 4-cylinder.

edit: I don't see a driveshaft to that back axle...

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

Darchangel posted:

I want this to still be powered by the original FWD V6 4-cylinder.

edit: I don't see a driveshaft to that back axle...

I’m guessing no brake lines either.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
Rear brakes only do like, 30% of the stopping anyways. The way I see it, it's just cutting extra weight

PBCrunch
Jun 17, 2002

Lawrence Phillips Always #1 to Me

The Door Frame posted:

Rear brakes only do like, 30% of the stopping anyways. The way I see it, it's just cutting extra weight

As you reduce weight, you reduce the need for stopping power. I see no problems here.

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Platystemon posted:

Must park with heading plus or minus ninety degrees of south.

So they're the emperor of China? :confused:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Dammit, lost my drain plug. Ahh well, what have I got handy with the same thread?



There, sorted.

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
Right thread, but wrong thread

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Definitely this thread but it made me laugh so I can't actually hate it. Drink it in.

https://twitter.com/CoreyLewis86/status/1448643285019471872?t=MNBtVo-7IM0JJE6L_18Pvg&s=19

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Definitely this thread but it made me laugh so I can't actually hate it. Drink it in.

https://twitter.com/CoreyLewis86/status/1448643285019471872?t=MNBtVo-7IM0JJE6L_18Pvg&s=19

I absolutely adore it and I will die on the hill of "wrong thread"

I would love to daily that. I want to park it at my business office full of BMWs and Mercedes, preferably right next to the most expensive Mercedes I can find lol

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Krakkles
May 5, 2003

Code Jockey posted:

I absolutely adore it and I will die on the hill of "wrong thread"
Quoted for :toxx:

And no, this is definitely material for this thread. I appreciate what they were going for but :barf:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i just wanna know where they got a wrecked popemobile for the donor

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


How have I only just noticed the GTR badge on the side?

Also how the gently caress was the body made? It looks custom but it seems to be really well done if a little cheap looking. I'm really impressed by this weird little car and like Code Jockey, would love to drive around in it and annoy uptight people with it.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Definitely this thread but it made me laugh so I can't actually hate it. Drink it in.

https://twitter.com/CoreyLewis86/status/1448643285019471872?t=MNBtVo-7IM0JJE6L_18Pvg&s=19

Objectively loving terrible at first glance

But.... yes it just so stupid it's just brings joy


Annnd..... okay waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a sec if you look closely in the back..... is that a V8?!?!?! In the comments....

https://twitter.com/CoreyLewis86/status/1448644147674505220

0_0 holy mother of god confirmed my eyes we'rent seeing things

Okay gently caress no I'm voting wrong thread this would be *terrifying* to open up in an awesome way

CAT INTERCEPTOR fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Oct 14, 2021

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


That car fuckin' owns. I don't even need to know how it drives, imagine seeing that thing pulling up next to you. It's glorious.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
im the bmw m stripes on the front rad intake mesh

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I stand by my initial assessment :lol:

I'd drive it, just not fast.

https://twitter.com/TrevorBihl/status/1448649087750840325?t=IhGfAQ_0SnRtbBstaWey6w&s=19


*edit: are the seats snakeskin? Man I'm so conflicted.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
lol at the all seasons on the back

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

https://twitter.com/Ben_Wojdyla/status/1448673148069728260?s=20

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Three wrong thread, two right thread

Could be close this time

Edit : Wrong thread wins - Olypmic is sixxed
Right thread winds - Code Jockey gets sixxed. Get your voting on :)


Edit 2 ; Lets remove the mod vote here to be fair, so we're now 2 all

CAT INTERCEPTOR fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Oct 14, 2021

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

welcome 2 Clown Town posted:

im the bmw m stripes on the front rad intake mesh

Those are just food smears.

That machine is so badass it eats M cars for breakfast.

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

It's in the right thread for sure.

If you've got the fab skills to make something totally bonkers from scratch why put so much effort into making the outside look like a wish.com Merc.

Also I'm the backwards massive hood scoop.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I feel like it's important to know how much money went into that to truly determine how awful it is. I'm delighted by it but I suspect it could be absolutely ruining some poor fucker somewhere.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
I haven't posted in over a year I think but that heap of polished poo poo is 100% in the correct thread.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Right thread.

It looks like the constituent parts of a bad kit car assfucked a mutated Daihatsu Midget.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Right thread.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

It's not only some of the worst execution I've ever seen, even the "finished" project is bad. Totally the right thread.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

That thing is a mobile suicide booth, and is completely and irredeemably terrible, so it's in the right thread.

So much so that when the vote has ended everyone who voted wrong thread is going to get a Special Prize from me!

Tomarse
Mar 7, 2001

Grr



correct thread.

Also, looks very likely to not be good in terns


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honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

Lol it's low wait and good in the terns.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009




Either a bad day driving or a good day fishing. Hard to tell.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Right thread. It looks like it belongs in a Pixar film.

monsterzero
May 12, 2002
-=TOPGUN=-
Boys who love airplanes :respek: Boys who love boys
Lipstick Apathy

Tomarse posted:

correct thread.

Also, looks very likely to not be good in terns


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o7 Tomarse for speaking the truth

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Code Jockey posted:

I absolutely adore it and I will die on the hill of "wrong thread"

I would love to daily that. I want to park it at my business office full of BMWs and Mercedes, preferably right next to the most expensive Mercedes I can find lol

10-3 right thread wins, looks like this was the hill after all.

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Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

10-3 right thread wins, looks like this was the hill after all.

I know we do kitty sixers here but can I get a lovely sixer with that car as the image to go with it?

Thank you.

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