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j.peeba
Oct 25, 2010

Almost Human
Nap Ghost

IF U NEED 2 rear end, rear end

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I miss those gas prices

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Heath posted:

I miss those gas prices

I miss those rear end prices.


This took me two goes to read it as "a spider" and not "Spider-man".

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Blurred posted:

I miss the days where relationships were 100% kum. Feminism has ruined everything.

No my friend, don't you realize 50% kum and 50% go is Feminism loosening the reigns. It used to be 5% kum, 80% job and 15% slapping your wife because her casserole wasn't as good as Betty's across the street who you were also sleeping with.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


It will

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Give me the fattest balls you have

No that’s too fat

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Blurred posted:

I miss the days where relationships were 100% kum. Feminism has ruined everything.

Isn't a 100% kum relationship a gay couple?

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
I, too, am under the impression that women cannot kum, and only ever go.

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Where we're going, we won't need cum and balls.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Prurient Squid posted:

Where we're going, we won't need cum and balls.

Cleveland?

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Going to Cleveland. No cum and balls.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
What does cum have to do with balls?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Everyone knows cum is just piss mixed with saliva.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Paladinus posted:

Everyone knows cum is just piss mixed with saliva.

Isn't cum just the past tense of pee?

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Prurient Squid posted:

Going to Cleveland. No cum and balls.

This was the shortest sad story people knew up until the baby shoes one was written.

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

DandyLion posted:

Isn't cum just the past tense of pee?

no
cum is pee

Uncle ShortyB
Oct 18, 2013

"Do you think since your cat is dead I could

You know

Wear it?"

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

"my bff's mom tried to glue vampire teeth on a pumpkin"



Seasonal variant of the grapefruit technique just dropped

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I hope that glue is photoluminescent.:spooky:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




even stevens!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Frank Vader wants you to know that he did not diddle the younglings

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



e: that is uncanny tho

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Carthag Tuek posted:

Frank Vader wants you to know that he did not diddle the younglings

Not only the men but the women and children too!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/tDgnmI7.mp4

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Phew, for a moment there I was worried this was *that* Hulk gif.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

"my bff's mom tried to glue vampire teeth on a pumpkin"



I’ll see your vampire pumpkin beej and raise you

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Cyrano4747 posted:

I’ll see your vampire pumpkin beej and raise you



Hmm… it seems to have a ring, but not on the correct finger. 4/10, solid but immersion ruined :colbert:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I've never noticed the girl crying in the care in background.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Humphreys posted:

I've never noticed the girl crying in the care in background.

But did you notice the llama

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Heath posted:

But did you notice the llama

yo what

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

The mirror

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Heath posted:

The mirror

no I see now but never did b 4

whoa

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




anyone got the gif where the jock dude comes in 5 times shaking his head simulatenously

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf
llamas in mirror may be closer than they appear

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Carthag Tuek posted:

anyone got the gif where the jock dude comes in 5 times shaking his head simulatenously



https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/denied-encino-man

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