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big deal
Sep 10, 2017

i guess it means extremely blushing / horned up. never heard that expresssion before. but then jm a fail adult manchild, anime, neckbeqrd katana, lives in basement, and so on.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Blushing red, I trust, yes, but it does have a bit of a bad translation kind of feel.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/reactjpg/status/1345991417961869312

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

OwlFancier posted:

Blushing red, I trust, yes, but it does have a bit of a bad translation kind of feel.

That's an original English-language game though

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I've heard or read "Red as a stoplight" or whatever before so I can buy "Red as a neon light" being some local version of it. Local to the land of feet.

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

part of the confusion for me was that the character in the pic is only blushing a little bit

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I think you guys are missing the feet for the red neon sign, as it were

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

b_d posted:

part of the confusion for me was that the character in the pic is only blushing a little bit

the parts of her visible in the screenshot, yes. but maybe her feet are glowing with luminous heat that would put an RTG to shame?

Clarste
Apr 15, 2013

Just how many mistakes have you suffered on the way here?

An uncountable number, to be sure.
I'm not saying it's a good game, but is it really a bad game just because it's for foot fetishists? And has one awkwardly written line? I dunno, it just feels weird to me how many of the terrible awful games in here are just standard fetish porn.

Thuryl
Mar 14, 2007

My postillion has been struck by lightning.

Clarste posted:

I'm not saying it's a good game, but is it really a bad game just because it's for foot fetishists? And has one awkwardly written line? I dunno, it just feels weird to me how many of the terrible awful games in here are just standard fetish porn.

I sort of feel the same way, but I am the person who gets paid to find bugs and typos in games like that so it's possible that I'm just jaded at this point.

IYKK
Mar 13, 2006

Clarste posted:

I'm not saying it's a good game, but is it really a bad game just because it's for foot fetishists?

Yes.

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

May I present for consideration of the Midnight Society: LONELY, LUSTFUL, ARROGANT, HATEFUL.

Rebel Blob fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Oct 18, 2021

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

It took me a second to not see that as a giant head on a tiny body

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



rodbeard posted:

It took me a second to not see that as a giant head on a tiny body
:same:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The still image doesn't really do it justice. Skip to 38 seconds.

https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/256853314/movie480_vp9.webm

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

ultrafilter posted:

The still image doesn't really do it justice. Skip to 38 seconds.

https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/256853314/movie480_vp9.webm

looks awesome.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
"The real reason I volunteered was to meet brave, cute and sexy boys."
"Nice."

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

Last game on UV shadow halls was just brutal. Literally 8 archmedusas on halls 2, and then a warlock I can't even damage enough to get past its regeneration on halls 3.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



resistentialism posted:

Last game on UV shadow halls was just brutal. Literally 8 archmedusas on halls 2, and then a warlock I can't even damage enough to get past its regeneration on halls 3.

Awful in a somewhat different sense than the norm

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

how did I do that, weird

jupiter hell is a good game

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


My Furry Dictator

quote:

Wake up, comrade, you arrived to the best country in the world! We have socialism, paws and most importantly - a hot dictator. Experience the story of a young billionare and his relationship with the most insane woman in his life!
https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/256853719/movie480_vp9.webm
There's an 18+ patch but you can find that on your own.

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

Oh good, developers are starting to put emoji in their game titles now. My Furry Dictator 🐾

Always a sign of quality. Just like all the mobile apps that have 🔥💎✔😂✨🎉🏆 in their titles. You just know it's quality stuff.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



There's a game on Steam called "It's six characters and a single floor dungeon, that's the whole game".

It actually sounds kind of cool as a quick playing roguelike. You get six random characters and explore the dungeon. Easy coffee-break kinda game. But that name is the worst. It's not even clever, it's just lazy. AND I WILL NOT REWARD LAZINESS WITH 4.99

Far Cry 6 is great though, lemme tell ya

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

pretty sure we already covered my furry dictator. and jokey name is not awful. do better goons

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Clarste posted:

I'm not saying it's a good game, but is it really a bad game just because it's for foot fetishists? And has one awkwardly written line? I dunno, it just feels weird to me how many of the terrible awful games in here are just standard fetish porn.

I have no problem with that game existing, or with the existence of foot fetishes. Totally fine by me. It's still hilarious though and good material for this thread. Fact is most truly awful games aren't actually that interesting. They're just bad.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Being boring is a far worse crime than being bad

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I saw a conversation about Fetish Locator Week One where this amazing tidbit was posted

quote:

I played week one when it came out. Fetish Locator is a Tinder-esque app that college kids download on their phones to find like-minded people to piss on or whatever. You aren't some Sherlock Holmes following a snail trail of clues.

But then it turns out the app is run by the illuminati or some poo poo idk I forget, I stopped paying attention after I busted a nut to some chick blasting herself with a wine bottle.

It's 50% off on Steam right now to celebrate(!) the second week coming out, and the character models are the most dead-eyed homunculi I've ever seen



https://store.steampowered.com/app/1360980/Fetish_Locator_Week_One/

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

BattleMaster posted:

Being boring is a far worse crime than being bad

:hmmyes:

leper khan
Dec 28, 2010
Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.

Memento posted:

I saw a conversation about Fetish Locator Week One where this amazing tidbit was posted

It's 50% off on Steam right now to celebrate(!) the second week coming out, and the character models are the most dead-eyed homunculi I've ever seen



https://store.steampowered.com/app/1360980/Fetish_Locator_Week_One/

I feel like if I click that link my steam account will be forever tainted in search algorithms.

When writing this lost, I accidentally typod 'kink' instead of 'link'. Probably should have left it in tbh

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



leper khan posted:

I feel like if I click that link my steam account will be forever tainted in search algorithms.

Embrace it, coward :getin:

(I've clicked on so much stupid stuff here that l my account is probably hosed, but I also never use the recommendation function to find games so I don't actually care)

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Captain DIEgiene posted:

Embrace it, coward :getin:

(I've clicked on so much stupid stuff here that l my account is probably hosed, but I also never use the recommendation function to find games so I don't actually care)

Doesn't matter you buy one Yakuza game and you are flagged for horny stuff for the rest of your days.

AG3
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about spending hundreds of dollars on Mass Effect 2 emoticons and Avatars.

Oven Wrangler

Zil posted:

Doesn't matter you buy one Yakuza game and you are flagged for horny stuff for the rest of your days.

Same with Crusader Kings 3.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Apparently players like me love: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1534340/Fi_da_Puti_Samurai/

I hate players like me.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

King Vidiot posted:

Apparently players like me love: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1534340/Fi_da_Puti_Samurai/

I hate players like me.

I was on board from the screenshots and then I watched the trailer video, hooo weee the voice acting cringe

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



King Vidiot posted:

Apparently players like me love: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1534340/Fi_da_Puti_Samurai/

I hate players like me.


:thunk:

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

King Vidiot posted:

Apparently players like me love: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1534340/Fi_da_Puti_Samurai/

I hate players like me.

what the gently caress
this game has 3d models emulating the doom 2.5d thing where they always exactly face you and animate at 2fps
but then you kill them and they turn into 60fps physics-enabled ragdolls

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

King Vidiot posted:

Apparently players like me love: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1534340/Fi_da_Puti_Samurai/

I hate players like me.

What if we remade those iconic parts of early Duke Nukem 3D but replaced everything with anime babes: The Game.

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

why is deathloop in quotes. is it a trick

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

b_d posted:

why is deathloop in quotes. is it a trick

No it's just that it's a direct quote from someone.

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Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


it's from the titular line, "oh boy, i sure am tired of all these deathloops"

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