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Platystemon posted:Two awful things that taste awful together! this is the least surprising trajectory for this little poo poo tbh
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'do you want this drawing of a guy in a mcdonalds shirt?' 'nah' 'what if it was drawn by a neo-nazi?' 'go on...'
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theironjef posted:
i get why you would make that assumption, but its got nothing to do with the warning label on the front. the second you put water into it, the water gets a real distinct flavour that i can best describe as "probably carcinogenic lowest bid plastic"
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Oct 17, 2021 15:59
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Zil posted:Still trying to figure out if this is better or worse than the furry dog dick coffee table that another crypto bro had. can someone post this. i was trying to find it ages ago to use to reassure a friend of their interior decorating, but i could only find furry art with coffee tables in them :|
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My Spirit Otter posted:i get why you would make that assumption, but its got nothing to do with the warning label on the front. the second you put water into it, the water gets a real distinct flavour that i can best describe as "probably carcinogenic lowest bid plastic" Yeah, iirc, when we were issued those in civil air patrol when I was a teen, we were told not to put any like Kool aid mixes in them because they'd leach poo poo outta the plastic.
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Oct 17, 2021 16:47
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Haven't looked at canteen guy's bio but given his choice of words he might be referring to the classic tale heard in militaries around the world that the drinking water given to soldiers contain chemicals that subtly control them, e.g. by reducing everyone's sex drive.
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The two‐quart canteen tastes significantly less cancerous, despite being made of the sort of soft polymer that you would expect to have more fun chemicals. Fake edit: apparently they’re made of EVA, but also “this product can expose you to Bis-(2-ethylhexyl) Phthalate (DEHP) which is known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.”
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Oct 17, 2021 16:56
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It's not like militaries cutting corners because they treat their soldiers as disposable government property is anything new or surprising. It's just that they wouldn't be doing it with a vaccine that everyone else is also getting.
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Some militaries put bromide into food to curb the sex drive in soldiers. Combine that with compulsory military service and you get why I was a conscientious objector. Oh, and guns. gently caress guns.
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Shishkahuben posted:What the gently caress is this? Am I having a stroke? It's a rather infamous post from a different forum. It's infamous because, as you've noted, it's almost entirely incomprehensible.
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Oct 17, 2021 17:59
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Target shooting and hunting are super fun and it sucks how certain countries can't let guns exist without having a few dozen mass shootings per year
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Oct 17, 2021 18:01
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Platystemon posted:Two awful things that taste awful together! Every once in a while i'm reminded of neonazi shmorky and laugh
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Kevin DuBrow posted:Haven't looked at canteen guy's bio but given his choice of words he might be referring to gbut posted:Some militaries put bromide into food to curb the sex drive in soldiers. Combine that with compulsory military service and you get why I was a conscientious objector. Oh, and guns. gently caress guns. Saltpeter in the food is what I was told. These are of course complete bullshit rumors that soldiers make up to explain why they can't get their dicks hard anymore (it's usually just because of the massive stress of training and military life).
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Oct 17, 2021 18:51
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Improbable Lobster posted:Every once in a while i'm reminded of neonazi shmorky and laugh Are we absolutely sure it isn't shmorky? Has anyone ever seen nazi shmorky or shmorky classic in the same room? And if they have, why didn't they seal that room and fill it up with concrete?
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My Spirit Otter posted:i get why you would make that assumption, but its got nothing to do with the warning label on the front. the second you put water into it, the water gets a real distinct flavour that i can best describe as "probably carcinogenic lowest bid plastic" I've had to drink from them, I know. But the warning label says "Don't cook this," not "This will taste like ten butts."
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Oct 17, 2021 19:31
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theironjef posted:I've had to drink from them, I know. But the warning label says "Don't cook this," not "This will taste like ten butts." pretty sure thats just the twitter crop and theyre not emphasizing the warning, but i could be wrong
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Fister Roboto posted:Saltpeter in the food is what I was told. These are of course complete bullshit rumors that soldiers make up to explain why they can't get their dicks hard anymore (it's usually just because of the massive stress of training and military life).
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I always assumed it was a spiritual thing. Like, when me and my friends were banging the wives and girlfriends of our friends who enlisted I figured our dicks borrowed energy from the enlisted men to take our performance to new levels.
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Oct 17, 2021 22:18
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If there's stuff to make you less horny in the food, what's with all the wanking?
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Oct 17, 2021 22:43
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3D Megadoodoo posted:If there's stuff to make you less horny in the food, what's with all the wanking? that's just team-building
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Oct 17, 2021 22:44
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Just remembered this one guy who had to take solitary showers because his erection bothered the others. "I'm not gay I just can't help getting an erection when seeing other guys naked in the shower" was his comment on it 
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Oct 17, 2021 22:47
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I am gay and that still doesn't sound erotic, public showers are miserable things.
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Oct 17, 2021 23:02
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OwlFancier posted:I am gay and that still doesn't sound erotic, public showers are miserable things. For all we know, he would've gotten a boner when seeing naked women in the shower, too, but there were none. I think he just hadn't seen a lot of naked people before, somehow.
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Oct 17, 2021 23:12
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Anxiety boners: reserved for the worst situations to be erect in!
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Oct 17, 2021 23:25
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Installing dividers between shower heads doesn't seem like too big of an ask?
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Oct 18, 2021 00:27
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Skwirl posted:Installing dividers between shower heads doesn't seem like too big of an ask? OK?
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Oct 18, 2021 00:34
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Skwirl posted:Installing dividers between shower heads doesn't seem like too big of an ask? Tbh solid furniture is probably a safety hazard in a room full of slippery people, even aside from the comical notion of providing any sort of amenities to troops.
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Oct 18, 2021 00:38
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That's what you call a dishonorable discharge.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Are we absolutely sure it isn't shmorky? I mean "flurk" is an anagram of "klurf" so the evidence is definitely mounting. At the very least they may be some kind of jekyll/hyde situation
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Is shmorky the pedophile stonetoss or is stonetoss the nazi shmorky? Or are those both redundant?
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Bismuth posted:I mean "flurk" is an anagram of "klurf" so the evidence is definitely mounting. At the very least they may be some kind of jekyll/hyde situation Really it's more of a hyde/different hyde situation.
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I know the we do the Shmorky is Nazi klurf guy thing alot but i dont think its real. Im willing to say Shmorkys artstyle is way more defined and technically apt. Shmorky liked making colorful, wacky, and cartoony comics(just look at Zalgo). The only similar think to each others characters is the big upper lips, does that mean simpsons is also Schmorky? While redpanels might as well be a more colorful CTRL ALT DELETE. He also tended to be on the liberal side as well. Theres also that previous nazi comic that we all think is related to redpanels which i think was jappening before schmorky exploded. I think red panels guys is what i call "very online". The Schmorky debacle is definitely not only known to goons, ive heard other people not with SA mention Schmorky. He definitely knows about schmorky and knows people make the semblance and is willing to ride that sort of clout any way he can to spread more nazi poo poo.
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Baron von Eevl posted:Is shmorky the pedophile stonetoss or is stonetoss the nazi shmorky? Or are those both redundant?
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All nazis are paedos, that's why they have anime avatars.
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Hihohe posted:I know the we do the Shmorky is Nazi klurf guy thing alot but i dont think its real. Im willing to say Shmorkys artstyle is way more defined and technically apt. Shmorky liked making colorful, wacky, and cartoony comics(just look at Zalgo). The only similar think to each others characters is the big upper lips, does that mean simpsons is also Schmorky? While redpanels might as well be a more colorful CTRL ALT DELETE. He also tended to be on the liberal side as well. Theres also that previous nazi comic that we all think is related to redpanels which i think was jappening before schmorky exploded. I've been meaning to say something similar to this, yeah. I think Shmorky's style is too generally ambitious (for lack of a better term) for it to be plausible that Stonetoss is the same person. The wackiness would be showing through more, it would never stay so restrained and limited. He wouldn't be able to help himself. I can't see the Stonetoss guy doing those YOU AR LISA SIMSON / EAT SHORT things
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Oct 18, 2021 04:53
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what if: human garbage, bitten by the world's shittiest werewolf
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I dont think anyone actually believes shmorky and stonetoss are the same guy, they're just making fun of the similarities between the stonetoss "people" and klurfs, and the fact they're both absolute nutbags
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Just remembered this one guy who had to take solitary showers because his erection bothered the others. "I'm not gay I just can't help getting an erection when seeing other guys naked in the shower" was his comment on it "It's my dick and I'll wash it as fast and often as I want."
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