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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Yup

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

tell you what them dang ol' skeletons is all that's left of us man, talm'bout the undead walking them dang ol' streets man life'll throw you a dang ol' curveball like that man

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

Million dollar idea:

shoot yourself outside but the gun is tied to a very frightened feral hog so it runs off with the gun and eventually the very cheap string you used deteriorates so the gun is found in the middle of nowhere (or never) and also you had a a million dollar life insurance policy so when cops show up you are dead from a gunshot wound but there's no gun so it can't be a suicide and also in your phone you should have a saved message to your friend saying you were going to meet a local politician for sex at the exact spot you shot yourself so now your family has money and a politician is arrested for your murder and that's better than being alive for capitalism

is the plot to an anime or something

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://i.imgur.com/3eSO3ee.mp4

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Dude is now dead

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Generally it's considered polite to let the thread know if they actually survive when you show a clip of someone risking grievous injury like that.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

Dude is now dead




Ayup.

chglcu
May 17, 2007

I'm so bored with the USA.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hw3CE04LGiA

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

This was next up after that one so I guess sometimes the algorithm works


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nj-I1too2M

I can't make out a single word other than "masturbatin'"

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hyperlynx posted:

I can't make out a single word other than "masturbatin'"

Well that's the thrust of it

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Hyperlynx posted:

I can't make out a single word other than "masturbatin'"
"what were the overheard words by the nazi child masturbatin in the bathroom"

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009


What I love about that panel is not only is Doom declaring he'll do what he wants, but he his shaming Namor for not already knowing this.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










i'm just unclear how he got the proper embouchure through his iron mask slit

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

"what were the overheard words by the nazi child masturbatin in the bathroom"

Thanks. I'm none the wiser, but I did ask :D

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Hyperlynx posted:

Thanks. I'm none the wiser, but I did ask :D

it's a fun movie, it's worth the watch

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

sebmojo posted:

i'm just unclear how he got the proper embouchure through his iron mask slit

It's Dr. Doom. That sounds like a problem for lesser men.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see




King Under the Hill

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Those are no tootin lips.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

sebmojo posted:

i'm just unclear how he got the proper embouchure through his iron mask slit

very carefully

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

sebmojo posted:

i'm just unclear how he got the proper embouchure through his iron mask slit

The embouchure is built into the mask.

Dr Doom goes equipped.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
I assume Doom did what nearly every first-time brass player does, and kind of hummed or breathed loudly through the instrument. And everyone would be too scared of him to correct it.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i, too, use images i have seen on the internet to communicate

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

"my bff's mom tried to glue vampire teeth on a pumpkin"



Spookake.

manero
Jan 30, 2006

Nancy 1946

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Tree Bucket posted:

I assume Doom did what nearly every first-time brass player does, and kind of hummed or breathed loudly through the instrument. And everyone would be too scared of him to correct it.

Maybe he is just saying Toot

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
But muffled, because he's got a trumpet in his mouth

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Maybe he can take a pointer on proper lip technique from this cheeky boi

https://i.imgur.com/q3hkgl5.mp4

sorry meant cheekless, and no tootin lips either


E: haha I never noticed the lost soul on the kick drum before, extremely on brand

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 11:51 on Oct 18, 2021

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Karate Bastard posted:

Maybe he can take a pointer on proper lip technique from this cheeky boi

https://i.imgur.com/q3hkgl5.mp4

sorry meant cheekless, and no tootin lips either

Hard to beat the original.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

(I just noticed it's by the same guy too!)

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
There it is!

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

Hyperlynx posted:

Hard to beat the original.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

(I just noticed it's by the same guy too!)

oh hey its my video
check the description

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Yellow Yoshi posted:

oh hey its my video
check the description

YO!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

sebmojo posted:

Maybe he is just saying Toot

Like homer saying saxamaphone

This is how I'm going to see that panel now forever lol "toot"

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
Hello Yellow Yoshi

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
No. Way.

Hattie Masters
Aug 29, 2012

COMICS CRIMINAL
Grimey Drawer
Holy hell, what the gently caress

Hi creator of one of the greatest songs known to man

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

manero posted:

Nancy 1946


Cut and paste nancy with the toothpaste whip fighting a lion while the banker looks on

manero
Jan 30, 2006

Milo and POTUS posted:

Cut and paste nancy with the toothpaste whip fighting a lion while the banker looks on

Holy hell I didn’t even realize I posted in the wrong drat thread! No more posting at 3am for me.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Yellow Yoshi posted:

oh hey its my video
check the description

lmao

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Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

Million dollar idea:

shoot yourself outside but the gun is tied to a very frightened feral hog so it runs off with the gun and eventually the very cheap string you used deteriorates so the gun is found in the middle of nowhere (or never) and also you had a a million dollar life insurance policy so when cops show up you are dead from a gunshot wound but there's no gun so it can't be a suicide and also in your phone you should have a saved message to your friend saying you were going to meet a local politician for sex at the exact spot you shot yourself so now your family has money and a politician is arrested for your murder and that's better than being alive for capitalism

Someone tried something similar so they could kill themselves and there family could still collect life insurance, which almost always has a suicide clause. They tied a balloon to a gun, so that when they shot themselves and went limp, the balloon would carry the gun away and it would look like a murder. The only problem was after he shot himself, the balloon gun got stuck a tree not far from the body.

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