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"Oh, I work at Apple." "Wow, you make the MacBooks? Those are great!" "No, I work in the HomePod division." "The what?"
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SourKraut posted:Why can't they just have people come up on stage and show slides with the info, like Steve intended?!?! They needed to build a whole set to showoff new colored homepod minis
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Oct 18, 2021 18:09
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No goofing, they need to absolutely fire the entire team responsible for these productions. They're so overproduced and clearly expensive, while also being.... terrible...
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AlternateAccount posted:No goofing, they need to absolutely fire the entire team responsible for these productions. They're so overproduced and clearly expensive, while also being.... terrible... quoting this infinitely. overproduced was the exact word that came to mind.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:10
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I need Dolby Atmos airpods for my shittily recorded podcasts that I only listen to.
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I’d prefer them just releasing a press release over this
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Oct 18, 2021 18:11
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Calling something "Beyond Music" in 2021 just makes me think in the "Beyond Meat" sense
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Oct 18, 2021 18:11
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Maintaining my perfect record at having absolutely no idea who the hell they're talking about whenever they mention a music artist or band. edit: poo poo, ok, yo-yo ma.
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AlternateAccount posted:Maintaining my perfect record at having absolutely no idea who the hell they're talking about whenever they mention a music artist or band. western civilization peaked in 1994
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Oct 18, 2021 18:12
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“Everyone’s ears are different, so we made AirPods in rigid plastic.”
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Oct 18, 2021 18:15
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How much did AirPods cost before? I swear I bought them for my wife for $100 this year
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magiccarpet posted:western civilization peaked in 1994 Quadra 4 lyfe
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Oct 18, 2021 18:15
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That price is weird since you can literally always find the AirPods Pro on sale for around $180.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:15
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Astro7x posted:How much did AirPods cost before? I swear I bought them for my wife for $100 this year If you did, you got them on sale. I think MSRP has always been around $169?
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Oct 18, 2021 18:15
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YOu can still buy three different AirPods generations/designs lmao
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Oct 18, 2021 18:16
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M1 Pro. Creativity is dead.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:16
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The sound for these transitions is jarring.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:16
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God their generation branding blows.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:17
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Haha when he said JONY I had a WAIT WHAT THE gently caress moment? And then this guy came on instead.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:17
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This dude's gestures are loving weird
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Oct 18, 2021 18:17
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AlternateAccount posted:Haha when he said JONY I had a WAIT WHAT THE gently caress moment? And then this guy came on instead. Same
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Data Graham posted:This dude's gestures are loving weird Evergreen event thread title. They're all weird semi-people.
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AlternateAccount posted:Haha when he said JONY I had a WAIT WHAT THE gently caress moment? And then this guy came on instead. White guy named Tim introduces white guy named John introduces white guy named Johny.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:18
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“We made the die really loving big”
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Oct 18, 2021 18:18
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I want a gesture coach so I can pretend to be an alien, too.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:18
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Astro7x posted:How much did AirPods cost before? I swear I bought them for my wife for $100 this year Initial AirPods were $159, AirPods 2 were $199
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Oct 18, 2021 18:18
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I absolutely believe this guy is a chip designer. Also, he looks like he was constructed by one of those Japanese robotics labs that make those creepy proof-of-concept "receptionists"
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Oct 18, 2021 18:19
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Watch them drop a 16" with 24 hour battery life.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:19
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Sorry first generation M1 MBP, you're getting traded in.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:19
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MULTIPLE DISPLAYS CONFIRMED.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:19
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The pro chip is bullshit now that was fast.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:20
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M1 Max
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Oct 18, 2021 18:20
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Jesus Christ. Creativity is dead
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Oct 18, 2021 18:20
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Ugh, they really did do the Pro and Max...
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Oct 18, 2021 18:20
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Not M1 Pro Max?
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Oct 18, 2021 18:20
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friendship with M1 Pro ended. M1 Max is now my best friend.
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Oct 18, 2021 18:20
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Walked posted:M1 Max [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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Oct 18, 2021 18:20
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lol "gently caress YOU M1 PRO, YOU'RE YESTERDAY'S NEWS"
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Oct 18, 2021 18:20
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M-M-M-MAX!
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