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Remake of Liar, Liar sounds pretty good.
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Skwirl posted:Holy poo poo, I'm assuming the article is correct when they say she's 25, but she looks twelve in her mugshot Is that Baby-face Nelson?
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Oct 18, 2021 07:57
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SimCity 2020 just dropped https://twitter.com/Seaniesan/status/1448713987105898497?s=20
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ewiley posted:SimCity 2020 just dropped horney island
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https://twitter.com/wormwood_stars/status/1449954404434681857 Seven deadly sins, no glitches, any % https://twitter.com/mikemiIIar/status/1449802220988420101 Oi, 'e's nicked me toadstools zoux has a new favorite as of 14:50 on Oct 18, 2021 |
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So they're basically trying to overflow their sin counter and get into heaven with a negative number of sins recorded? Could work.
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"hellmaxxing" is loving hilarious, thank you GenZ for sacrificing your brains to the internet to develop even more powerful humor https://twitter.com/nelljuly/status/1449853319829200900
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Oct 18, 2021 17:06
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Also, one need only commit a single sin, the blasphemy of the holy spirit. This sin is considered unforgivable.
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Oct 18, 2021 19:11
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zoux posted:Also, one need only commit a single sin, the blasphemy of the holy spirit. This sin is considered unforgivable. The holy spirit is a poop-filled neverending butthole I'll see you in
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boofhead posted:The holy spirit is a poop-filled neverending butthole Well I mean, it's a pigeon.
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Oct 18, 2021 19:33
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/mikemiIIar/status/1449802220988420101 Peak Shadwell.
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Oct 18, 2021 20:42
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That’s one of those notaplatypus things, is it not? A knuckles.
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https://twitter.com/GlennyRodge/status/1448947022250250287 https://twitter.com/bizmichael/status/458075959514517505 https://twitter.com/american_sicko/status/1447682019383726081
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Oct 18, 2021 21:05
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Oct 18, 2021 21:51
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Warbird posted:That’s one of those notaplatypus things, is it not? A knuckles. They're called Spiny Weirdicks.
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Push El Burrito posted:They're called Spiny Weirdicks. SAY IT. SAY BIFURCATED PENIS!
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This one is impressive in its layers of wrongness. First you have to realize that she meant "casting aspersions" and not aspirations. Then you realize that "casting aspersions" is still the wrong phrase for what she's trying to say. Other than that, though, it's a good joke.
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Oct 19, 2021 00:34
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I wrote a great Powell dying joke but the punch line is an unknown unknown.
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Oct 19, 2021 02:23
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Cocaine Bear posted:I wrote a great Powell dying joke but his death is funny enough as is.
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zoux posted:Also, one need only commit a single sin, the blasphemy of the holy spirit. This sin is considered unforgivable. The joy of Catholicism. As long as you repent before dying, anything can be forgiven. As per the story Theophilus of Adana sold his soul to the devil for a Bishop position. Later, he regretted it and fasted for 40 days while praying to Mary. She promised to intercede with God on his behalf. 30 more days of fasting, some haggling with Satan on God's behalf and Theophilus awoke with the contract on his chest. Then he went to a bishop and begged for forgiveness. Which he got. As for Colin Powell's death, COVID could totally just be a cover up for his real cause of death. Like the report he wrote trying to cover up My Lai.
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Telegnostic posted:This one is impressive in its layers of wrongness. First you have to realize that she meant "casting aspersions" and not aspirations. Then you realize that "casting aspersions" is still the wrong phrase for what she's trying to say. 'Casting aspirations' is a clunky phrase, but trying to find missile silos in a lovely satellite photo was nothing if not aspirational
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Dareon posted:https://twitter.com/Se7eNDeadly1/status/1450240918179692546?t=AIS6LHKDFGYPk4xhpJor8A&s=19 No ring.
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Oct 19, 2021 03:02
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A severely cool picture
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Oct 19, 2021 03:03
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Maigius posted:No ring. I was gonna say treese but this works better.
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Oct 19, 2021 03:06
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Dareon posted:https://twitter.com/Se7eNDeadly1/status/1450240918179692546?t=AIS6LHKDFGYPk4xhpJor8A&s=19 I don't like that. I'm gonna say Goku did it.
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Maigius posted:No ring. https://twitter.com/rob_sheridan/status/1450279739931774978?t=hYE85GEAn8EReowdBV6AJw&s=19
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Cocaine Bear posted:I wrote a great Powell dying joke but the punch line is an unknown unknown. 'Unknown unknowns' was Rumsfeld, who died back in June. "The smoking gun could be a mushroom cloud," and a vial of anthrax at the UN was Powell. Edit: He also covered up the My Lai massacre and was involved in the Iran Contra affair. deoju has a new favorite as of 03:31 on Oct 19, 2021 |
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Agents are GO! posted:/\/\/\ new world is a gently caress just droped and its good
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The Wild Man of YOLO posted:https://twitter.com/rob_sheridan/status/1450279739931774978?t=hYE85GEAn8EReowdBV6AJw&s=19 Can you imagine how the number of younger folk reading this and going "I don't get it what does this have to do with goats???" is just growing daily Anyway I'm going to turn into a skeleton now and descend into the dirt.
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Please what does this mean, I genuinely can't imagine what else it could mean.
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As I understand it, because america is a Real Country™️, when you go to the mall you only get to park for free if you buy something and get the store to "validate" your parking, otherwise they have you shot as a communist.
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When you drive and park at a hotel parking lot and you rent a room there, you go to the concierge to "validate your parking" ticket to get the guest discount
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