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SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
I'm pretty sure I can test out of porn.

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

SubG posted:

I'm pretty sure I can test out of porn.

Careful, you might get a case of the CLEP

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


Kellies Nomination: Least Concealed Bigotry (LGBTQ+)

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




So Biden is a magician that successfully pulls a rabbit out of his hat. But the rabbit quotes an obscure chud meme at him and points at a broken mirror, which embarrasses him, for some reason. OK.

Low oxygen levels are making Garrison even less coherent than usual, I guess.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009




Social media is actively harmful and specifically designed to be addictive, yes.

Is this some stopped clock poo poo here?

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Trapezium Dave posted:

:australia:
I missed this cartoon yesterday but the Nine/Fairfax papers have dropped Leunig from the Monday editorial spot and are trialling new cartoonists (Leunig is still making the Saturday cartoon which is less political).
Herbert made this cartoon which sums it up:
I only tangentially follow Australian politoons in this thread, but that style (Leunig) stood out every time, as a mix of fantastically bad art, poo poo opinions, and really weird nonsense lately. Him getting styled on by his replacement is hilarious however. In short, :owned:

Zero_Grade fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Oct 19, 2021

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
Steve Benson


Tim Campbell


Stuart Carlson


Matt Davies


Al Goodwyn


Bob Gorrell


Phil Hands


Joe Heller


Clay Jones


Steve Kelley


Jack Ohman


Michael Ramirez


Gary Varvel


Tony Branco

quote:

Stupid Policy Tricks
Biden and his administration’s policies are turning America into one big Dumpster fire.

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

that has got to be the most tortured metaphor I've ever seen

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Yeah, the big curved sword is for killing the massive dragon named Covid, not for carving the jobs-o-lantern! Silly Biden

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Well the pillar represents jobs here and it's just fine, and that's shaping up to be a real spooky looking pumpkin. I figure if you've already invested in a nice scimitar you may as well use it ya know

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Perhaps the pumpkin itself represents business owners melting the gently caress down

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Wait so he's killing jobs because of vaccine mandates but also no one wants to work cause of free money?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Wow I can't believe Joe Biden killed Steve Jobs.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Fister Roboto posted:

Wow I can't believe Joe Biden killed Steve Jobs.

But why it the cartoon trying to make that out like it something bad Biden did?

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Mellow Seas posted:

It's amazing that it doesn't ever cross the minds of hateful hawks like Kirschen that giving Gaza humanitarian aid might reduce the terrorism threat, which is one of the most obvious things I could possibly imagine.

Or maybe it's that he wants more terrorism as a pretext to ethnic cleansing...

Can't do humanitarian aid if you don't think of them as human! :eng101:

:smithicide:

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

Thought this said HENTAI COSTS UP

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

You can go gently caress yourself

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

packetmantis posted:

Thought this said HENTAI COSTS UP
The only practical way to buy them now is in bulk via CUMPASS.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Overton window funnies

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Sedisp posted:

Wait so he's killing jobs because of vaccine mandates but also no one wants to work cause of free money?

The perfect storm

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson and the ‘mismanaged’ Cop26 summit – Corporate sponsors of Cop26 climate summit have condemned it as ‘mismanaged’ and ‘very last minute’ as next month’s event draws near"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

Boris Johnson to support more North Sea drilling despite climate pledge

Times:


Evening Standard:

£5,000 grants unveiled to support home heat pump installation

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Wills the snappy dresser

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I like how PAUL THOMAS appears to be the only cartoonist who gives a single solitary poo poo about the royal family and will draw cartoons about trivial happenings that nobody else is even vaguely aware of

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

I like how PAUL THOMAS appears to be the only cartoonist who gives a single solitary poo poo about the royal family and will draw cartoons about trivial happenings that nobody else is even vaguely aware of

He works for the Daily Mail, he's probably required to.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:

Scott Morrison is planning to go to COP26 without any change to 2030 targets which is pretty much dodging the whole point of the exercise.

Rowe:

Various Nationals in the back.

Spooner:

Spooner may be the only cartoonist to cast Barnaby Joyce as the reasonable voice over anything.

Wilcox:

There are two state anti-corruption commissions running in the news at the moment: the investigation into branch stacking in Victorian Labor, and into the former NSW premier giving grants to her secret boyfriend. The cartoon is wrong about the federal level, Morrison doesn't want either model (both have way too much teeth).

Knight:

Victorian premier Daniel Andrews has said that major events will not be open to the un-vaccinated well into 2022. This is in comparison to NSW which is dropping vaccination checks on December 1st.

Downes:

It looks like Tasmania dodged the COVID bullet as no new infections are found from the lone case who went AWOL from quarantine.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Hey Britain/Australia, stop drawing politicians naked.

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

David Horsey posted:

All over the state and throughout the country, from school board elections to gubernatorial races, more and more campaigns are driven not by candidates’ qualifications or issues of particular local concern but by bigger battles of national scope.

In the campaign for Seattle city attorney – a position that would seem as local as you can get – one candidate, Ann Davison, is being attacked for switching to the Republican Party while Donald Trump was president, while the other, Nicole Thomas-Kennedy, is getting boosted by the country-wide push to defund the police.

In the race for Seattle mayor, candidate Bruce Harrell is being excoriated in a TV ad supporting his opponent, M. Lorena Gonzalez, because he got a campaign donation (which he returned, by the way) from a real estate mogul who had previously donated money to Trump.

Down in southwest Washington, Republican U.S. Rep. Jaime Herrera Beutler will face primary election opposition next year, not because she has done a bad job serving her district, but because she voted to impeach Trump.

And back up in Seattle, U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders, the Vermont socialist who twice was a major contender for the Democratic presidential nomination, has weighed in with endorsements in the mayoral race and in two port commission races.

All over the state and throughout the country, from school board elections to gubernatorial races, more and more campaigns are driven not by candidates’ qualifications or issues of particular local concern but by bigger battles of national scope. Candidates and campaign managers are finding that voters, ever more poorly informed about issues close to home, are revved up by the things they read about on social media and from what they hear on talk radio and cable TV. And those things seldom have anything to do with potholes getting fixed, bridges being repaired or classrooms being properly supplied.

There are many reasons for this phenomenon, including the decline and disappearance of so many local newspapers, the rise of Facebook and Twitter, and the extreme polarization of American politics, particularly the stark ideological drift of cities toward the left and rural areas toward the right. It might be that local politics was never quite as local as it once seemed, but it is obvious now that local elections are skirmishes in cultural and ideological wars that span 50 states.

If that's meant as like a "bottom of the bottom of the ballot" race, then I don't know what Elmo Smith here is worried about. Stuff like that tends to go uncontested in my experience.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




One side attempted an insurrection at the Capitol and the other successfully dislodged a fascist from office. gently caress off, Horsey; goddrat do I despise bothsidesism.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Raised By Birds posted:



If that's meant as like a "bottom of the bottom of the ballot" race, then I don't know what Elmo Smith here is worried about. Stuff like that tends to go uncontested in my experience.

"One side wants to overthrow a democratically elected government in order to install a fascist dictator and the other side wants to acknowledge that racism exists, I can barely tell these two equally bad groups apart!"

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


They actually indicate the previous winter :eng101:

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

packetmantis posted:


Thought this said HENTAI COSTS UP



God I need to get better with GIMP.

Uncle Wemus posted:

They actually indicate the previous winter :eng101:

Were last years Hentai costs up?

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

I can't believe hentai providers would jack the prices like that.

Oh, and as tends to be the case a second Horsey got uploaded today. And what do you know, it's the first Colin Powell obit-toon I've seen.


David Horsey posted:

Colin Powell led a storied career that took him from his Harlem childhood as the son of Jamaican immigrants to the pinnacle of the United States military and the highest levels of the federal government. His record of service was marred only by the starkly misleading and mendacious speech he gave before the United Nations that justified the impending American invasion of Iraq in 2003.

Yet, Powell found redemption for that mistake when, only a couple of years later, he very forthrightly stated that he had been wrong, that he had been fed erroneous information by the CIA and the hawks in the George W. Bush administration who duped him and used his immense credibility as a cover for their cynical drive to war.

In an era when very few public figures are brave and honest enough to admit their mistakes and take responsibility for their failures, Powell was a distinguished exception. He learned from his own failures and from the failures of others. Having performed heroic service during the Vietnam War in which he saw policy disasters up close, he counseled against running off to future wars without a clear path to victory and the support of the American people when he became the first Black head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and, later, the first Black Secretary of State.

When he saw his own Republican Party veering toward right-wing craziness, he could not stay silent, first by endorsing Barack Obama over the McCain/Palin ticket, later by denouncing Donald Trump’s corrupt and dangerous regime and, finally, by leaving the GOP after the Trump-inspired attack on the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6. With the death of Colin Powell this week, the country has lost a man of decency, integrity and moral force at a time when such leaders — especially among Republicans — are in very short supply.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

gently caress off horsey

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Raised By Birds posted:

I can't believe hentai providers would jack the prices like that.

Oh, and as tends to be the case a second Horsey got uploaded today. And what do you know, it's the first Colin Powell obit-toon I've seen.



the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Mr. Squishy posted:

Overton window funnies



Both of these:
Kellies Nomination: Best Edit/Parody

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
:allears:

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Raised By Birds posted:

I can't believe hentai providers would jack the prices like that.

Oh, and as tends to be the case a second Horsey got uploaded today. And what do you know, it's the first Colin Powell obit-toon I've seen.



gently caress me what a perfect Powell quote

"Okay everyone let's not pick apart what went wrong or how this war started or who got called traitors for opposing it or who said what to the UN, be best!"

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
:five:

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Agents are GO! posted:



God I need to get better with GIMP.

Were last years Hentai costs up?

Corner Kelly: Bible Smack

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